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Clips from Seinfeld - The Reverse Peephole (S09E09)

"I just told you it was hot. Why did you touch it?"
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"Hey, babe, you ready to hit the ice?"
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"- A fur? - Is there a problem?"
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"Seemingly infinite supply."
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"We gotta give presents to people for moving?"
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"I can't stand Joe Mayo's parties."
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"Hilarious."
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"Our policy is we're comfortable with our bodies."
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"You know, if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful..."
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"Hey, George, here's the model number on that chair, by the way."
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"- Like what? - Well, like-"
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"Yeah, well, that's good. Because Newman and I, we think-"
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"Look at this. The same massage chair..."
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"You know, it is better without this big wallet."
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"...a plastic sleeve for your comb and a wallet for your money."
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"Irish money?"
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"Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station..."
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"Oh, no, don't worry about the music. Just have fun."
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"I think you know Dr. Zaius."
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"No, I brought a picture of the chair."
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"- I need you to be in charge of coats. - Oh, fantastic."
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"Newman thinks that you evicted him."
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"- Okay. On your word, he can stay. - All right."
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"And you threw it out the window?"
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"It's insane."
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"Here, just give me a couple of napkins..."
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"Oh, no, this is supposed to go to Joe Mayo's apartment."
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"Sharp key."
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"No. That's a fur coat. Hey, give me a boost."
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"No, no. It's a small men's carryall."
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"- Did he get it? - No."
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"So? You're getting a deal, right? We'll split it three ways."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling..."
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"Oh, here-"
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"That's the coat."
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"Sorry, climber's keepers."
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"- Cool? - Very cool."
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"Can you do me this one little favor, Newmie?"
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"I don't care if the whole world knows except for Silvio..."
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"I can see you through the reverse peephole."
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"Look at this."
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"What kind of a man would wear fur?"
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"- Jerry? - Yeah, sure. He's a celebrity."
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"- Yes, you are right. - Yeah."
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"Please look at me. I am so pretty."
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"- All right. - All right. Good."
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"Hey, and by the way, that Walkman was broke when you gave it to me."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Now, who's this Joe Mayo everyone's talking about?"
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"I needed it. My back is a little tweaked."
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"Because of your giant wallet. Just get rid of it."
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"All right, Silvio's down there, he's shoveling the walk."
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"Learn guitar. First lesson free."
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"...prancing around in his coat with his purse."
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"The black leather thing with a strap."
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"- Careful. This plate is extremely hot. - Thank you."
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"I just wanted to know what your idea of hot is."
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"Yep, I am ready to skate up a-"
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"Why are you wearing that?"
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"It's my winter coat."
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"Careful, it's hot."
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"So Puddy wears a man fur?"
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"He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Eriksen."
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"And of course you find fur morally reprehensible?"
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"Anti-fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore?"
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"This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot."
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"We never dated in winter."
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"You might wanna get a look at that bathing suit drawer."
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"We walked by Bloomingdales and I saw that massage chair..."
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"...we wanna get Joe Mayo as an apartment gift."
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"An apartment-warming gift?"
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"I would like one month off."
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"Kramer said it's perfect. That's what we're getting."
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"We're not buying it at Bloomingdales. I will buy it. You pay me back later."
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"I'll sniff out a deal."
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"I have a sixth sense."
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"Cheapness is not a sense."
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"You know, the second you walk in, he's got you working for him."
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"Hey, can you do me a favor?"
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"Can you keep an eye on the ice, make sure we have enough?"
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"I had a great time at the last one. I was in charge of the music."
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"I turned that mother out."
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"Hey, you got any pliers?"
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"What? Has Newman got another Army man stuck in his ear?"
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"Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door..."
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"...so you can see in."
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"- Why? - To prevent an ambush."
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"Yeah. Now, I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting..."
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"...to jack me with a sock full of pennies."
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"But then anyone can just look in and see you."
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"...well, we say enjoy the show."
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"I'm sorry. I can't stay for the second act."
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"- Nice wallet. - Wallet."
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"- What? - Nobody carries wallets anymore."
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"I mean they went out with powdered wigs."
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"Here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bank roll, see?"
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"- Keep the big bills on the outside. - That's a five."
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"- What are you doing? - Hey, Silvio."
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"Yeah, I'm reversing my peephole."
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"Hey, you know, you gotta get permission from me."
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"I'm the super. Who said you could do that?"
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"Well, who says I can do any of the things I do in my place?"
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"Nothing. Well, I'll switch it back."
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"No, no, no. That's all right."
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"- Newman? He did this too? - Well, yeah."
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"I deal with him."
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"...we're getting for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper."
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"Except the store's in Delaware."
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"I'll have them overnight it."
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"Maybe cheapness is a sense."
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"It's more comfortable."
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"It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong."
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"You got a skull for your brain..."
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"Look at this thing."
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"It's huge."
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"You got more cow here than here."
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"I might go there."
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"...to get your free Save the Tiger poster."
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"Just give me that. Give me some of those Sweet 'N Lows."
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"- Who is it? - It's Newman."
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