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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Smart Kids (S01E01)

Let's cook.

"Let's cook."

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

You know what they say about people who play with fire?

"You know what they say about people who play with fire?"

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- You can't leave us like this. - The police are on their way.

"- You can't leave us like this. - The police are on their way."

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Save the speeches. Just untie me.

"Save the speeches. Just untie me."

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Whereas you, my dear, had it all in the palm of your hand.

"Whereas you, my dear, had it all in the palm of your hand."

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The Metros, West River, the future as a legitimate entrepreneur.

"The Metros, West River, the future as a legitimate entrepreneur."

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Even to Metropolis's Women's Prison.

"Even to Metropolis's Women's Prison."

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I never realized how dangerous until now.

"I never realized how dangerous until now."

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And welcome to big business.

"And welcome to big business."

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- How'd you find me? - I had a tip.

"- How'd you find me? - I had a tip."

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We've got to get out before the Toasters come back.

"We've got to get out before the Toasters come back."

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Every parcel on the list. Excellent.

"Every parcel on the list. Excellent."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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A touching farewell, I suppose.

"A touching farewell, I suppose."

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- Except Superman. - Naturally.

"- Except Superman. - Naturally."

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by ratting on me to the opposing team.

"by ratting on me to the opposing team."

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It's good I got myself back into the game and scored the winning touchdown.

"It's good I got myself back into the game and scored the winning touchdown."

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to his primary receiver, to free up his secondary target.

"to his primary receiver, to free up his secondary target."

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has drawn firefighters to the West River area.

"has drawn firefighters to the West River area."

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And the building stairwells are engulfed in flames.

"And the building stairwells are engulfed in flames."

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Hey, Superman!

"Hey, Superman!"

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You've been helping the fire department all day.

"You've been helping the fire department all day."

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- Any idea who is behind this? - No. We're too busy fighting them.

"- Any idea who is behind this? - No. We're too busy fighting them."

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Now, if you'll excuse me.

"Now, if you'll excuse me."

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You got nothing.

"You got nothing."

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Last night you did. Next!

"Last night you did. Next!"

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- We have a situation. - I'm busy.

"- We have a situation. - I'm busy."

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- I'll take care of it. - Rudy pays us for protection.

"- I'll take care of it. - Rudy pays us for protection."

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- I said I'll take care of it. - How?

"- I said I'll take care of it. - How?"

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Then put on some tap shoes. I need a new chorus girl.

"Then put on some tap shoes. I need a new chorus girl."

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Come on, I said next. Come on.

"Come on, I said next. Come on."

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Hey, you, with the legs. The long legs.

"Hey, you, with the legs. The long legs."

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Baby cakes. You're in.

"Baby cakes. You're in."

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- It's too dangerous. - Not for me.

"- It's too dangerous. - Not for me."

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West River is on fire. Only West River. So I am going undercover to find out why.

"West River is on fire. Only West River. So I am going undercover to find out why."

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This is cold. Thank you for your concern, but no thanks.

"This is cold. Thank you for your concern, but no thanks."

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Lois. What's the problem today?

"Lois. What's the problem today?"

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If I'm an investigative journalist, I've gotta be able to investigate, right?

"If I'm an investigative journalist, I've gotta be able to investigate, right?"

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and told me that you could fly, I'd back you up.

"and told me that you could fly, I'd back you up."

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I'd miss you, but I'd back you up.

"I'd miss you, but I'd back you up."

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Sometimes players have to wait on the bench...

"Sometimes players have to wait on the bench..."

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You're in over your head on this one, Lois.

"You're in over your head on this one, Lois."

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If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the story.

"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the story."

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Besides, I'm first and foremost a professional...

"Besides, I'm first and foremost a professional..."

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and I would never do anything to compromise my personal safety...

"and I would never do anything to compromise my personal safety..."

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or the integrity of my work.

"or the integrity of my work."

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Lois, this just came for you.

"Lois, this just came for you."

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Schools, shops, restaurants, theaters, offices, apartments.

"Schools, shops, restaurants, theaters, offices, apartments."

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A self-contained community.

"A self-contained community."

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A giant step forward in urban reawakening.

"A giant step forward in urban reawakening."

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A bright new jewel in Metropolis's crown.

"A bright new jewel in Metropolis's crown."

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No.

"No."

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West River is currently a blight on the face of our fair city.

"West River is currently a blight on the face of our fair city."

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Lex Harbor will change all of that.

"Lex Harbor will change all of that."

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How do you respond to accusations that...

"How do you respond to accusations that..."

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coercion was used to pressure the city council...

"coercion was used to pressure the city council..."

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Well, I don't respond to accusations, Mr. Kent.

"Well, I don't respond to accusations, Mr. Kent."

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I'm more concerned with results.

"I'm more concerned with results."

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back from the criminal elements...

"back from the criminal elements..."

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and the gang influence that apparently even Superman can't control.

"and the gang influence that apparently even Superman can't control."

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Good day.

"Good day."

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When you're not on stage, you're out here taking orders.

"When you're not on stage, you're out here taking orders."

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If you hold the tray like this then you'll always have one hand free for protection.

"If you hold the tray like this then you'll always have one hand free for protection."

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Protection?

"Protection?"

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Better give them something to wet their whistle with...

"Better give them something to wet their whistle with..."

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or I'll be back at the truck stop slinging hash.

"or I'll be back at the truck stop slinging hash."

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Let me. I could use the practice.

"Let me. I could use the practice."

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- They tip big. - There's $20 in it for you.

"- They tip big. - There's $20 in it for you."

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Tell the Robertson boys they got one week to pay up.

"Tell the Robertson boys they got one week to pay up."

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- Then you take care of it. You got it? - Okay, Johnny.

"- Then you take care of it. You got it? - Okay, Johnny."

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Take is down this week, Johnny.

"Take is down this week, Johnny."

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Less street traffic on account of the fires, which...

"Less street traffic on account of the fires, which..."

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I think it's time we start talking about.

"I think it's time we start talking about."

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You just worry about your own problems.

"You just worry about your own problems."

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Nobody's gonna touch us. Not as long as I'm running things.

"Nobody's gonna touch us. Not as long as I'm running things."

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- I'll take care of the fires. - How?

"- I'll take care of the fires. - How?"

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- Thirsty, boys? - Yeah. Thank you.

"- Thirsty, boys? - Yeah. Thank you."

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Over here, gorgeous.

"Over here, gorgeous."

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So, where were we?

"So, where were we?"

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You got something to say, save it for later.

"You got something to say, save it for later."

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Because you don't talk in meetings, that's why.

"Because you don't talk in meetings, that's why."

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Let me tell you something, Miss M.B.A.

"Let me tell you something, Miss M.B.A."

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All that piece of paper means is, you do the books and stay outta business.

"All that piece of paper means is, you do the books and stay outta business."

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Tell us all how stupid we are.

"Tell us all how stupid we are."

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Not stupid. Inefficient. Misdirected. Out of date.

"Not stupid. Inefficient. Misdirected. Out of date."

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Still doing nickel-and-dime gangster stuff.

"Still doing nickel-and-dime gangster stuff."

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He would be the first to tell you to get a good husband...

"He would be the first to tell you to get a good husband..."

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That's what he did tell me to do, Johnny.

"That's what he did tell me to do, Johnny."

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Only he didn't realize you would destroy it all. The old days are over.

"Only he didn't realize you would destroy it all. The old days are over."

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The rackets are dead. But we've still got a chance.

"The rackets are dead. But we've still got a chance."

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We've got an organization, and we have influence.

"We've got an organization, and we have influence."

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We could be legitimate and make twice as much money.

"We could be legitimate and make twice as much money."

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Where'd everybody go?

"Where'd everybody go?"

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Beer.

"Beer."

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- What are you doing here? - I came to see the show.

"- What are you doing here? - I came to see the show."

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You will ruin everything.

"You will ruin everything."

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Looks like you're real close to the story.

"Looks like you're real close to the story."

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with the leader of the Metros in his inner sanctum.

"with the leader of the Metros in his inner sanctum."

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And who are you supposed to be? Popeye, the Sailor Man?

"And who are you supposed to be? Popeye, the Sailor Man?"

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Five minutes.

"Five minutes."

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- I don't need backup. - I think you do.

"- I don't need backup. - I think you do."

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- How'd you get so close to this guy? - He's a man. I'm a woman.

"- How'd you get so close to this guy? - He's a man. I'm a woman."

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Places. That means you, sweet thing.

"Places. That means you, sweet thing."

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Johnny and his sister don't exactly see eye to eye.

"Johnny and his sister don't exactly see eye to eye."

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Some sort of power struggle going on. Now fly.

"Some sort of power struggle going on. Now fly."

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And miss your debut? I think I'll stick around.

"And miss your debut? I think I'll stick around."

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You will stick out like a sore thumb.

"You will stick out like a sore thumb."

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Thanks for worrying, but...

"Thanks for worrying, but..."

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Whiskey. Make it a double.

"Whiskey. Make it a double."

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Another one.

"Another one."

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- It'll hit you like a ton of bricks, pal. - Alcohol never effects me.

"- It'll hit you like a ton of bricks, pal. - Alcohol never effects me."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Besides, it can't be any worse than what's already...

"Besides, it can't be any worse than what's already..."

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happened to me today. Hit me again.

"happened to me today. Hit me again."

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I got fired. That's what. Thrown off my ship, just like that.

"I got fired. That's what. Thrown off my ship, just like that."

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Here again it's Toots and the Fabulous Metro Dancers.

"Here again it's Toots and the Fabulous Metro Dancers."

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Any job openings? I've done some bartending.

"Any job openings? I've done some bartending."

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- I don't think so. - Why not?

"- I don't think so. - Why not?"

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- Excuse me. Is there a problem here? - No. No problem.

"- Excuse me. Is there a problem here? - No. No problem."

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I'm also afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

"I'm also afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

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