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Clips from The Detour - The Trip (S02E02)

"Just for a bit."
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"Little bit."
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"Okay."
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"Ow."
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"God! What?"
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"You were supposed to keep me awake."
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"I don't know, talk to me?"
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"About what?"
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"There's nothing left to talk about."
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"I've known you for 14 years and seen you every day."
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"God."
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"Just pull over. We'll get some gas or something."
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"I don't buy that whole two-hour thing."
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"I don't..."
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"This shit doesn't work."
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"When was the last time you filled up?"
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"- I don't know. - Oh, my God."
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"Pull over, pull over. There's a rest stop. Get over."
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"- I'm getting over! - Oh, my..."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"That does not count as an apology."
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"- I'm sorry, then. - Oh, much better."
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"Much better."
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"Why don't we just walk to a gas station?"
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"Why don't we just ask someone around here for help?"
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"Honey, there's not anyone around here."
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"Oh, there's not? No?"
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"- You know what I hate about you? - Whoa, hate?"
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"you sure you want to?"
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"You play dumb."
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"- That's it? - Yeah, you always play dumb."
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"Okay. Well, sorry."
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"Are there, like, a million things you hate about me?"
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"- Hate? No, not at all. - Oh, come on."
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"I'm not happy about a few things,"
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"Oh, because we tell each other everything?"
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"I lost my job. What did you want me to do?"
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"Okay? But since then, 100% of the time."
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"- That's not true. - I swear on the lives of our children..."
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"Our childrens' friends."
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"- Did you sleep with my sister? - Sleep? Like, in a bed? No."
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"- Briefly. - Oh, my God, no."
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"I didn't want to. I hated the fact."
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"- It was the worst. - I'm in denial."
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"- She was hitting me. - I can't, no."
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"- You couldn't get it up? - No, whiskey dick."
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"Like, you just keep going and going."
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"- That's not what whiskey dick is. - Yes, it is."
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"No. Whiskey dick is when you can't get it up."
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"- It's... Really? - Yeah."
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"I should really stop bragging about that."
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"- Who are you bragging to? - I don't know."
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"I got to talk to him about something."
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"- You don't! - Yes, I do."
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"Listen, she was a mistake."
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"The biggest mistake of my life,"
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"made worse by the fact that I fell in love"
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"with that mistake's sister."
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"Sorry."
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"God, this will not open."
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"Babe. Jesus Christ."
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"Well, I didn't know it opened that way."
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"- Carlos. - What about him?"
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"That's that thing. You're doing that thing."
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"- What thing? - You're doing that thing."
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"- You're doing it again! - Doing what?"
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"You're playing dumb again."
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"You know exactly what I'm asking you"
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"And then you come back and you ask another question,"
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"but your voice goes up like 18 octaves."
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"What are you talking about? I don't do that."
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"I don't, okay? I don't."
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"Okay. You did it."
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"Okay, I'm good."
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"But he fell down the stairs on his own."
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"Not my fault."
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"Hey! Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, shit, there's somebody in there."
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"- Go, go, go, go, go. - Oh, shit!"
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"Hey! Where you going with my gas?!"
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"Hey! That was $2.39 a gallon!"
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"Hey! My nuts!"
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"I'm sorry, baby. I'm fading."
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"Straight shot to Florida."
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"Can I sleep for a little bit?"
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"Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I've got my GPS."
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"All that's missing is my children."
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"Use that rage."
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"That rage will keep you awake."
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"Is this blanket safe?"
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"Oh, my God. Why'd I do that?"
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"Oh, that smell's gonna be with me for a while."
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"I love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"So, where exactly are we going, Pee-paw?"
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"The only place that Uncle Sam can't get to us."
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"Where's that?"
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"Cuba."
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"We going to Cuba."
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"Were you spying on us?"
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"- Maybe they're down at Chase's? - Probably. I'll go get them."
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"Yes, the walls are paper thin."
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"What? What?"
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"Oh my God! Why would you do that?"
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"And the speedometer, odometer, and tachometer,"
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"Like, for the last couple of years."
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"for a piece of metal?"
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"Hey, Pee-paw."
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"- You were driving. - Yeah, but..."
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"Okay, okay. But that's..."
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"Yay, one for Nate."
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"I'm not gonna throw it out the window, okay?"
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"Just a little bit of quiet."
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"All right. Do you know what I immensely dislike about you?"
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"By the way, I wasn't playing dumb."
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"- Did you? - Did I what?"
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"When the chips are down, we're there for each other."
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"- Then do it quickly! - Okay, your majesty!"
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