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Clips from The Office - The Dundies (S02E02)

"That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier !"
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"I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible."
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"Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall."
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"Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,"
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"- You're taking away our bathroom ? - We are going to have 2 men rooms."
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"- But where would we go ? - Be prepared to hold it folks, from 9 AM..."
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"- Michael ? - Yes ?"
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"- Ok, well that's ridiculous, just don't... I don't have time for this right now."
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"- There needs to be repercussions to people's behavior... - Don't don't talk don't touch stop it oddment !"
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"But what the hell everybody ?"
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"I mean, god the Dundies are about the best, in every one of us."
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"Can't you see that ? I mean..."
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"We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us."
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"- Yes ! - Yeah, not bad right ?"
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"So let's make this best Dundies ever !"
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"Welcome to eighth annual Dundies awards ! Before we get started, a few announcements :"
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"The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated,"
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"You fell a no, no This isn't just a name"
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"Cut, come on !"
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"... Dundee, you wanted that Dundee..."
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"Thank you all for coming, to the 2005 Dundee Awards,"
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"I am your host, Michael Scott, and I just want to tell you"
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"please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink."
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"All the flotties on the group tab."
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"No, actually this year no group tab we're gonna be doing separate checks !"
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"- I did, my wife's name is Terry. - Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terry."
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"It's this person whose hand I'm holding Michael."
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"I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight."
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"- Really ? We don't have any girls from HR. - Know that, for the sake of the story."
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"When she had me fill out six hours worth of paper work."
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"- Yeah, let's get out of here. - Guys, where are you going ?"
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"- You're staying ? - Yeah. I have to eat somewhere."
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"- This says bushiest beaver. - What ? I told them busiest... idiots !"
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"- It's fine, - Well we can fix it, we'll fix it up !"
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"You don't have to display that."
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"- Because that's what happen every time ! - He's a jackass, every year !"
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"If you would have asked me that then you would know !"
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"- Good I'm just in time for Ping ! - Yeah"
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"Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out."
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"The hottest, in the office award goes to..."
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"What am I going to do with the award ?"
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"Nothing, I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has a great caboose !"
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"- So come on down ! - No."
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"I think those might be empty."
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"Second drink ?"
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"The spicy curry award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor !"
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"Get on up here !"
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"- Spicy curry, what's that mean ?"
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"- Yeah, but why did you give it to me ? - I don't know, I'd just..."
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"- This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so..."
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"now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia"
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"you know, you do what you can do... here we go, he's early with the cue !"
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"(Tiny Dancer- Elton John) - You have won a tiny Dundie."
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"- Sing it Elton ! - Hey thanks guys !"
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"- Hey where you guys from ? - We has came from your mama's house."
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"Hey guys can I finish that ?"
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"Sing on a song dude !"
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"You know what guys we're just having a little office party so if you wanna..."
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"Let's cut it !"
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"So everybody can enjoy their food."
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"Thanks for listening, those of you who listened."
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"This last Dundee is for Kevin,"
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"this is the don't go in there after me award, it's for the time that"
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"I went to the bathroom after him and it was really, really smelly, so."
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"All right, we'll keep 'em rolling."
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"This is the fine work award, this goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year."
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"You know you did !"
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"Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know..."
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"I don't know what to think about this award,"
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"And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly,"
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"I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year,"
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"It is the whitest sneakers award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on !"
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"Pam Beesly ladies and gentlemen ! Ow, thank you !"
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"I don't know, what ?"
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"Please tell me that you got, this is all gonna be on."
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"- It's ok I'm a sheriff's deputy. - Well, he's volunteer !"
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"Don't get into that now."
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"We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ?"
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"- Dwight come on ! - I'm gonna use my shirt."
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"- Get off of me ! - No !"
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"So I killed, almost !"
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"Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables."
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"Eyes at her officer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chains ever again !"
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"- Great work tonight ! - Watch your step !"
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"Excellent."
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"Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction."
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"Oh, here she is. Careful. All right, easy. Almost there."
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"- I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question."
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"- Good bye. - Good night, have a good night."
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"and this is everybody's favorite day, everybody looks forward to it."
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"- Ok, now I'm laughing at you !"
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"Dunder Mifflin Scranton ?"
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"- No."
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"- Oh Roy's accepting ? - Yes."
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"- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,"
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"Keep your acceptance speeches shorts,"
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"Oh yeah ! - Shut it !"
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"- And now"
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"You know what I'm talking about !"
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"Can I get a drink ?"
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"- Not everything means something, this is a joke."
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"It's so freakin' hot in there."
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"Got to go !"
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"Yeah Kevin, for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom !"
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"I have so many people to thank for this award !"
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"and also because of Dwight too."
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"Finally I want to thank God,"
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"We got to see Ping, and we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching."
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"- What ? - Nothing."
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"Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see :"
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"Ok let's get you home, come."
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"Hey, did you get an award ? And the neighbor will say :"
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"- Like an AIDS test ? - No... god."
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"- Yeah but everyone else... - Just sit down Kelly."
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"but at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin !"
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"♫"
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"talk to you for a second about that."
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"Dwight is banning us from our bathroom."
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"You know what they say about a car wreck where it's so awful you can't look away ?"
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