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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Serve & Protect (S04E04)

"All right everyone, as you know,"
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"the NYPD intends to shutter one precinct in Brooklyn."
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"and sending my findings to the Deputy Commissioner."
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"- Sexual past. - Thank you, Detective Boyle."
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"Well that's certainly good to hear."
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"and it's given me a fear of intimacy"
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"like you actually are biased."
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"No, no, no, no! Not again!"
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"That's not true. Come on!"
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"Apparently her laptop was stolen and it had..."
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"- Bank account numbers. - Nudies!"
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"- not everything is terrible. - Maybe you're right."
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"She's really out to get us."
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"Even Tommy. Terry loved Tommy!"
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"You really think you can handle girl talk?"
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"Hey Veronica. It's time for some girl talk."
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"- Welcome to the dream factory - Hey, man."
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"We gotta be cool, all right?"
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"I know you have some fantasy about being a movie star."
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"I don't fantasize about being a movie star."
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"I fantasize about meeting one."
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"and then Damon's like "Peralta, you got the goods."
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"I'm Detective Diaz. This is Detective Peralta."
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"- Can I steal that? - Absolutely."
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"Oh, hey, here's another little nugget for you, if you'd like."
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"Someone broke into my trailer, jimmied the lock."
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"Ah, A.D., Announcing Department."
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"- They're here about the laptop. - Oh."
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"but well, that's okay, here they are."
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"I know; I just don't want Veronica to overhear."
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"I know what she's going through."
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"Really? Only six?"
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"- Yes. - Oh, then 210."
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"My point is, I'm worried"
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"a little convo about the Nine-Nine."
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"Desperate times call for Desperate Housewives."
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"But it just might work."
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"You know, Boyle, you're a bad influence on me."
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"Whoever jimmied the lock didn't know what they were doing."
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"- What's he doing? - Ohh."
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"I think he must be one of those actors who has to"
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"I heard Dustin Hoffman did this on the set of "Tootsie""
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"because he's been playing one for 15 years."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't touch that."
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"- Nah. - Nah."
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"Just like on the show!"
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"You know, you two have a really compelling dynamic."
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"in your off hours, talk to the writers,"
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"tell them your stories,"
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"things will work out and they do."
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"I don't know, man. Something's weird."
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"to make me compromise the integrity of the badge."
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"Oh!"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Think about it."
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"That producer guy didn't want us here at all."
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"He doesn't want us to solve this crime,"
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"I love the shade; it keeps the sun away on hot days."
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"Besides, he's a rich guy..."
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"Leverage. He and Cassie have been fighting over her contract."
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"Fun fact: stars use the word "home" too."
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"- None of this is real. - Yes, it is!"
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"I believe women should be on all the money."
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"nice enough to show I care,"
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"I even got her a classy breakup present,"
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"plus a gift receipt, in case she wanted to exchange it."
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"And I said just the right words."
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"until your story starts making sense."
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"I want to figure this out, too,"
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"You think anyone cares about your damned plans?"
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"I know I don't. Do you care, Amy?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Okay, so remember, this is Deputy Commissioner Grayson"
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"You'll recognize her because she looks"
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"Yes, I called his secretary and pretended to be his mother."
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"a Mr. Bugs Bunny."
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"Commissioner Grayson, is that you?"
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"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"I don't want to talk about that."
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"Oh, that's my goddaughter."
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"What?"
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"What's that gotta do with the price of onions?"
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"Bugs would blackmail Grayson."
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"Oh, so it's like... he blackmails himself?"
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"Uh-huh, you just go up to him and say,"
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"- Ugh, this is not my strong suit. - No, no, sir, sir, sir."
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"How's your... pump, pump, pump wife."
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"That's risky. He'll see right through me."
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"How about..."
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"That's the one."
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"I really don't think anyone in the crew would've done it."
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"We're like a family."
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"Two, three hundred thousand dollars?"
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"30."
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"30 hundred thousand dollars a year?"
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"sitting on her butt"
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"angry enough to steal her laptop?"
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"She's not gonna talk."
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"Do you know where he was on the night of the robbery?"
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"when Cassie left her trailer."
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"Sarah, one more question. Those donuts, are they..."
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"Yeah, I wanted to make sure Cassie was out of her trailer"
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"Lead the way, hombre."
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"I mean, one of them probably did it."
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"He's subprime at best."
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"Subprime mortgage crisis reference."
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"The point is,"
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""Lead the way, hombre" is a terrible catchphrase."
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"And that's how I would lift up a bloody finger with my pen."
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"That is great."
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"Right."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm using my parents' divorce attorney."
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"Starving, thanks. Oh, come on!"
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"That way she wouldn't have to deal with"
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"Believe me, she had her fun for those 18 months."
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"- Terry puts out. - All right."
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"Also, there's no way she even knows I waited."
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"The first time! But why would that matter..."
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"Captain Holt, I told you, I'm not going to get involved."
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