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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Now, you're absolutely sure about this? I mean, you have proof?"
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"Get into that school, and sniff out..."
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"Our school nurse, Mrs. Lancaster, is in a coma."
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"Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday."
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"- But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'N' Things. - I'm not an American citizen."
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"I was born in the Panama Canal Zone, but I managed..."
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"Mrs. Schuester, I appreciate your interest in the nursing position..."
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"but your previous experience is limited to folding hand towels."
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"As assistant manager at Sheets 'N' Things..."
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"I've had first aid training. Mm-hmm."
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"Oh. Good news."
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"I figured out a way to get the kids motivated."
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"They're gonna compete against each other in a glee-off."
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"- Oh. - And guess who the celebrity judge is gonna be."
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"- You. - Me?"
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"Well, isn't this a surprise."
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"I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife."
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"- Hi. - Oh, honey..."
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"- Someone got a little lipstick on your cup. - Sorry."
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"But you're not a nurse."
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"Isn't this gonna be great?"
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"And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now."
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"The receivers run the fly route downfield..."
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"and then block as the play develops, okay?"
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"I'm losing it. I'm tired all the time."
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"I can't keep my eyes open."
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"- No sharps, and no flats. - I know how lucky I am..."
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"Captain of the football team, Glee stud."
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"She's hot, popular, and she's carrying my baby and all..."
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"but I can't get Rachel out of my head."
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"but she can really sing and her body is smokin' ..."
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"if you're not into boobs."
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"Growing pains."
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"Being a guy my age is tough."
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"Between Glee and football and school and being popular..."
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"I'm just kind of overwhelmed."
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"My mom says I'm stretched too thin..."
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"so I gave up homework, but that didn't help."
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"All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two."
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"Dude, wake up."
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"Sure, yeah. That sounds good."
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"Sometimes when I'm thinking real hard, it helps to close my eyes."
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"We're doing a mash-up of"It's My Life" and Usher's "Confessions.""
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"We should get some trash can lids and stomp the yard up in this piece."
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"Puck, with respect, you're more helpful when you don't contribute."
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"Every day I say I have a headache. I sleep for three hours."
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"I haven't attended a math class in two years."
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"Oh. Thanks, guys."
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"Keep up the good work."
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"Uh, okay, girls. We need to get started."
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"- We're getting warmed up. - Where's Quinn?"
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"Probably down at the mall looking for elastic-waist pants."
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"Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. We can't get complacent."
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"Come on. We can do this in our sleep."
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"You think those six dudes are gonna give us any competition?"
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"- I say we just wing it. - We can't just wing it."
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"All those in favor of winging it?"
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"All those opposed?"
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"- I'm Finn Hudson. I'm in Glee with your husband. - Well, hi, Finn."
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"Oh, wait a minute. Are you the one who's dating Quinn Fabray?"
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"- Yeah. Why? - Oh, you have really good bone structure."
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"Yeah. Um, I've been really tired lately..."
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"and I was wondering if I could lie down in here for a while."
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"Why don't you have a seat."
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"Why don't you tell me a little bit about your sleep habits."
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"- What time do you go to bed? - Um, I don't know."
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"Usually after "Skinemax" starts playing regular movies again."
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"Oh, you can be honest with me."
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"There's a code of silence in my office."
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"- Okay, uh, football plays... - Uh-huh."
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"um, girls, dance steps..."
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"- girls. - Girls?"
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"- But you're dating Quinn Fabray. - Yeah, but..."
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"- Do you think a guy can be into two girls at once? - No."
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"And the revenge of the jilted woman is usually pretty messy."
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"- So can I take my nap now? - Do you want to sleep through your life, Finn?"
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"No, but I read once that teenagers need more sleep than infants."
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"When I was in high school, I captained the cheerleading squad..."
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"I kept a perfect 4.0 G.P.A., I cultivated my popularity..."
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"and I maintained a loving relationship..."
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"Wow."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Pseudo ephedrine."
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"It's the stuff they put in decongestants to make them non-drowsy."
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"and then I would be a firecracker for the rest of the day."
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"Are they safe?"
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"They're over-the-counter. They stock them next to the candy bars."
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"Sweetie, I'm the school nurse."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"Hey, guys, how's it goin' ?"
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"God, it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number."
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"You guys stand up! Come on. Let's get this joint jumping."
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"Has your soul been taken over by caffeinated space aliens?"
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"No, just visited the school nurse."
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"Got this great vitamin. I feel fantastic. I can't wait to do the number."
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"for Habitat for Humanity."
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"Vogue magazine says it boosts energy levels and brightens the complexion."
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"Vitamin D. And I got you guys some."
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"# No silent prayer for the faith departed #"
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"# You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud #"
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"# My chick on the side said she got one on the way #"
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"- # Now, my confessions # - # If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all #"
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"# I damn near cried when I got that phone call #"
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"# But to give part two of my #"
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"# It's now or never #"
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"# My chick on the side said she got one on the way #"
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"- # These are my confessions # - # I just wanna live while I'm alive #"
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"# It's my life ##"
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"Geez, I didn't know you had that in you."
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"It's like somebody slipped something in your juice boxes."
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"Ooh. You ladies better bring it tomorrow."
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"Otherwise, whoo!"
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"We've got an opening number for sectionals."
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"I'm not Superwoman."
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"No one at Glee is gonna judge you."
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"Look, I know everyone expects us to be enemies and be in competition..."
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"but I don't hate you."
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"That was before you knew what it felt like to be me..."
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"and you're gonna need friends who can relate."
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