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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"How come you haven't had any morning sickness?"
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"Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn..."
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"Um... Um, I'm sorry. You've just..."
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"- Um... - Did I get it?"
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"Um, so."
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"- for girls just getting out of juvie. - Th-Th-This is great."
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"Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you?"
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"You have to remember something."
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"They need to be terrified."
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"she may have a point."
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"Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right..."
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"but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better."
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"Okay, split up."
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"Guys on the left side, girls on the right side."
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"Here's the deal. Two teams... Boys versus girls."
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"Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day."
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"- Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh."
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"I'm gonna start story-boarding our choreography tonight."
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"Hey. Hope you guys are up for this competition."
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"Yeah, I'm just a little worn out."
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"Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today."
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"And then at Cheerios practice, disaster."
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"and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements..."
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"Feeling all right, Quinn?"
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"Glee Club!"
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"Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers..."
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"and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied..."
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"It's Will Schuester."
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"What is it about him, Journal?"
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"Is it the arrogant smirk?"
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"Is it the store-bought home perm?"
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"Of course..."
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"If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man."
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"Your husband is hiding his kielbasa..."
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"Wears creepy broaches like the kind my nana was buried in. More tea."
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"Oh, that's no excuse."
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"- Are you sure about this? - A woman always knows."
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"You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them."
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"ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby."
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"those sex pheromones for yourself."
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"We happen to have an opening."
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"to get a passport and run for office twice."
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"My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband..."
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"- I've also used a defibrillator. - Huh."
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"So what did you want to talk to me about?"
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"You are the most honest and impartial person I know."
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"I got it."
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"- You-You never visit me at work. - Oh, I'm not visiting."
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"that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job."
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"I'm the new school nurse."
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"It's a public school."
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"Know your routes."
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"Now, that is the key to this play, gentlemen."
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"Know your assignments. This is not..."
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"That's your only job, is to know your assignments."
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"I know I should be excited about Quinn."
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"My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day..."
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"and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day."
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"It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir."
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"I don't know how important people like presidents..."
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"or newscasters or mob bosses do it."
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"Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care."
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"- I said, we can't let those girls beat us. - Sorry."
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"- Chill out. - I already picked the songs."
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"- Yeah, that was my idea. - Whatever."
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"And I'm normally tired, but lately..."
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"I can't just fall asleep. It's like my brain won't shut up."
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"Well, what are you thinking about?"
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"with the boy who would become my husband."
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"I don't even know how I did that."
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"It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin."
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"# I just wanna live while I'm alive #"
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"# I'm so thrown I don't know what to do #"
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"# I just wanna live while I'm alive #"
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"- Awesome, guys. - Yeah!"
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"I know Glee is your whole life, but I have the Cheerios."
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"I'm on honor roll. I have friends."
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"You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms..."
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"or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?"
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"That was me, actually."
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"And we could certainly use your voice right now."
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"You're actually a good singer, Quinn."
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"Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes of decongestant."
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"I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy."
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"- Uh, h-how many boxes? - Um..."
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"Thirty-six."
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"- Hey, Terri. - Oh. Hi, Ken. What's up?"
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"We have a problem. I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband."
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"You know, I knew something was up."
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"it might kind of cancel their thing out."
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"She doesn't like to be touched."
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"There, there."
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"- Oh. - and one testicle that won't descend."
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"You're going straight to the nearest department store to buy her an engagement ring."
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"and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marry you."
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"and once again I will be humiliated."
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"Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies."
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"- You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. - Ah."
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"I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day."
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"I have my protein shake with banana and flax seed oil..."
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"Not with anything artificial. I set a goal..."
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"Well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses."
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"The reason you're so pissed about this is you know you can't compete with us."
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"It still isn't gonna be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose."
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"Everyone gets a dose."
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"It's good for the baby."
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"Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe."
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"It's good for you."
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"- What's up with Ken? - I know. Doesn't he have a healthy glow?"
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"I put him on a new vitamin regimen."
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"Don't start criticizing my work, Will..."
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"Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time..."
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"Oh, honey, you have a little mustard... Just..."
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"Geez, Terri."
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"- It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. - Hey, look. Look."
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"Now we have nothing to say to each other."
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"- I'll come with you. - No."
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"- Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now?"
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"- Hi, Emma. - Hi, Ken."
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"- Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness."
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