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Clips from Friends - The One with the Hypnosis Tape (S03E03)

"What? What's so funny?"
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"No, no. There's none of that in here."
Friends
"Only if you give me a drag."
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"I'm sick of your smoking, so I brought something..."
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"It's a hypnosis tape."
Friends
"A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since."
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"Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap."
Friends
"I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City."
Friends
"Or what my father calls "Thursday night.""
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"- Hi. - Oh, my God! Frank!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I would've called, but I lost your number."
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"Do I?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"Isn't it fantastic?"
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"Don't you think he's a little young to get married?"
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"Hey, this is my fiancee..."
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"Here, grab a seat."
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"Yeah. We talked about just living together..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Great!"
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"And besides, I never had a dad around."
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"Really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us."
Friends
"Oh, no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?"
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"You are now completely asleep."
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"You don't need to smoke."
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"You are a strong, confident woman..."
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"A strong, confident woman."
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"You know what?"
Friends
"I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men."
Friends
"Well, if that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth."
Friends
"That ain't a pretty picture in the morning."
Friends
"- I mean, think about it. - Oh, I will."
Friends
"No, I know. I know that this is Frank's life. You know."
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"You know what? It's not good home economics."
Friends
"- Pheebs, he's not a mind reader. - We don't know that."
Friends
"We're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say:"
Friends
""Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember?"
Friends
"He doesn't do anything for me."
Friends
"I forgot the combination to this about a year ago."
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice."
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"- I'm not gonna go out with him. - Why not? He's a millionaire."
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"- Or incredibly offensive. - Yeah, sure. That too."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"All we're saying is, don't rush into anything."
Friends
"When you're 36, she's gonna be 88."
Friends
"Here you go."
Friends
"You're young. You're weird. Chicks dig that."
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"- You don't have it anymore? - No. I slept with someone else."
Friends
"What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice."
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"- Now, what is that like? - It's so cool, man."
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"I couldn't help it. Their love is so pure."
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"I'm so glad you could come. I've got a real home-ec emergency."
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"Absolutely. First, we'll start with a little club soda and salt."
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"Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin?"
Friends
"You were the chef and I was the customer."
Friends
"I think you're great."
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"- Hi. - No!"
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"I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best."
Friends
"Oh, sweetie."
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"But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay?"
Friends
"Wait a minute. This is because of you?"
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"...I would storm out of here..."
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"Well..."
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"...we've heard from Dr. Fun."
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"I'm just gonna have dinner with him."
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"I know."
Friends
"Okay, then get the lobster."
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"...who does not need to smoke."
Friends
"So can I."
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"Hey, Frank."
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"But I so didn't."
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"Phoebe's right, Frank."
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"You are a strong, confident woman..."
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"...who does not need to smoke."
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"What's so funny?"
Friends
"Nothing. It's an acting exercise. I'm practicing my fake laugh."
Friends
"Come on, man. At least let me finish this last one."
Friends
"Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat."
Friends
"No, why don't you hold on to that one."
Friends
"Okay, that's like the least fun game ever."
Friends
"Nope. That patch is no good."
Friends
"What's your problem?"
Friends
"You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt."
Friends
"I was trying to distract attention..."
Friends
"...from that poor, old woman who was trying to stuff her breasts into tube socks."
Friends
"The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather..."
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"...and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy, young men."
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"Sorry."
Friends
"Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off."
Friends
"What happened?"
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"Vandalism."
Friends
"But also, what happened between you and your mom?"
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"- You're getting married? - Oh, yeah!"
Friends
"I knew you'd be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her?"
Friends
"Do you?"
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"Cool, all right. She's just parking the truck."
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"- I gonna go get my fiancee, man! - All right."
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"I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married."
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"Well, he's 18."
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"...Mrs. Knight."
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"- That's my sister. - You know, it's funny."
Friends
"Frank told me so much about you, but you're not how I pictured you at all."
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"Yeah, I'm a big surprise."
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"- Here, you go. - Thank you."
Friends
"So how did you guys meet?"
Friends
"Well, I was in Mrs. Knight's..."
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"I mean, Alice. Sorry, Alice. I always do that."
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"- I was in her home-ec class. - He was my best student."
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"Yeah. She was my best teacher."
Friends
"And so now you guys are gonna be married?"
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"...but we want kids right away."
Friends
"How hard can it be?"
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"You know, I mean, it's babies. Who doesn't want babies? Right?"
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"- Yeah. - Right?"
Friends
"Good. Because you were acting like you didn't."
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"Deeper, deeper, deeper."
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"...who does not need to smoke."
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