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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How Not to Be Seen (S02E02)

"I DON'T MIND, I DON'T MIND."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ARCHDEACON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, YOU HAVE EYES FOR THE COFFEE MACHINE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SO LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE WON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU CHOSE HYMN 437."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU HAD EYES ON THE COFFEE MACHINE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, YOU HAVE WON TONIGHT'S STAR PRIZE:"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( canned applause )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DO GO FOR THE POORER TYPE OF PERSON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FACE IT: THERE'S MORE OF THEM-- POOR PEOPLE, THIEVES, VILLAINS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"POOR PEOPLE WITHOUT NO MONEY AT ALL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UPPER MIDDLE CLASS: QUITE WELCOME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LOWER MIDDLE CLASS: NOT UNDER FIVE GRAND A YEAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LOWER CLASS: I CAN'T TOUCH IT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THERE'S NO RETURN ON IT, YOU SEE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DO YOU HAVE ANY DIFFICULTY CONVERTING PEOPLE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH, NO. WELL, WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING THEM JOIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THERE'S HIS MATE, BRUCE BEER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BRUCY HAS PERSONALLY CONVERTED 92 PEOPLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"25 INSIDE THE DISTANCE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEN AGAIN, WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE MORE MODERN METHODS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SARAH, TODAY'S DIOCESAN LOVELY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ANY CHAP GO DOWN ON HIS KNEES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FROM BISHOP'S STORTFORD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND LISTS HER HOBBIES AS SWIMMING, RIDING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND FILM PRODUCERS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BET SHE'S NO NOVICE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHEN IT COMES TO CONVERTING ALL IN HER SEE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( rasping ): BASICALLY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I BELIEVE... IN PEACE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND BASHING TWO BRICKS TOGETHER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( phlegmatic coughing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COR BLIMEY!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M RAISING POLECATS FOR PEACE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"PEACE? I LIKE A PEACE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SAY NO MORE. NUDGE, NUDGE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OUR RELIGION IS THE FIRST CHURCH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO CATER FOR THE NAUGHTY TYPE OF PERSON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IF YOU'D LIKE A BIT OF LOVE-YOUR-NEIGHBOR--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND WHO DOESN'T NOW AND AGAIN--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEN SEE VERA AND CICELEY DURING THE HYMNS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN OUR CHURCH, WE TRY TO HELP PEOPLE TO HELP THEMSELVES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO CARS, WASHING MACHINES, LEAD PIPING--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO QUESTIONS ASKED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE'RE THE ONLY CHURCH, APART FROM THE BAPTISTS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE IN THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE LOONY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF PRAYER TO TURN THE HEAD PURPLE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I WOULD LIKE TO COME IN HERE FOR A MOMENT, IF I MAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FROM THESE FRIVOLOUS AND OFFENSIVE RELIGIONS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE ARE PRIMARILY CONCERNED WITH WHAT IS BEST..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( phone ringing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, WELL, HOW ABOUT ALLIED BREWERIES?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...FOR THE HUMAN SOUL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN OUR CHURCH, WE BELIEVE, FIRST AND FOREMOST, IN YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( grumbling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE WANT YOU TO THINK OF US AS YOUR FRIEND."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( grumbling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN THIS PICTURE, THERE ARE 40 PEOPLE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NONE OF THEM CAN BE SEEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BLACK LION ROAD, SE5."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE CANNOT BE SEEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK HIM TO STAND UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. BRADSHAW, WILL YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( gunshot )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS DEMONSTRATES THE VALUE OF NOT BEING SEEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MRS. B.J. SMEGMA OF 13, THE CRESCENT, BELMONT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MRS. SMEGMA, WILL YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( gunshot )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. NESBITT, WOULD YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. NESBITT HAS LEARNT THE FIRST LESSON OF NOT BEING SEEN--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOT TO STAND UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOWEVER, HE HAS CHOSEN A VERY OBVIOUS PIECE OF COVER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. E.V. LAMBERT OF HOMELEIGH, THE BURROWS, OSWESTRY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAS PRESENTED US WITH A POSER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE DO NOT KNOW WHICH BUSH HE IS BEHIND"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT WE CAN SOON FIND OUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( muffled scream )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, IT WAS THE MIDDLE ONE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. KEN ANDREWS OF LEIGHTON ROAD, SLOUGH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE COULD BE BEHIND THE WALL, INSIDE THE WATER BARREL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BENEATH A PILE OF LEAVES, UP IN THE TREE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SQUATTING DOWN BEHIND THE CAR, CONCEALED IN A HOLLOW"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOWEVER, WE HAPPEN TO KNOW HE'S IN THE WATER BARREL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. AND MRS. WATSON OF IVY COTTAGE, WORPLESDON ROAD, HULL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CHOSE A VERY CUNNING WAY OF NOT BEING SEEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHEN WE CALLED AT THEIR HOUSE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE FOUND THEY HAD GONE AWAY ON TWO WEEKS' HOLIDAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEY HAD NOT LEFT ANY FORWARDING ADDRESS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THEY HAD BOLTED AND BARRED THE HOUSE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO PREVENT US GETTING IN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOWEVER, A NEIGHBOR TOLD US WHERE THEY WERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( people screaming )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HERE IS THE NEIGHBOR WHO TOLD US WHERE THEY WERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( grunts )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOBODY LIKES A CLEVER DICK."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THIS IS WHERE HE LIVED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THIS IS WHERE LORD LANGDON LIVED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO REFUSED TO SPEAK TO US..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND SO DID THE GENTLEMAN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO LIVED HERE..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HERE..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND, OF COURSE, HERE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND MANCHESTER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THE WEST MIDLANDS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SPAIN..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( mad laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter continues )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AS SOME OF THE SCENES WHICH FOLLOWED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WERE OF A VIOLENT NATURE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHICH MIGHT PROVE DISTRESSING TO SOME OF OUR VIEWERS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THOUGH NOT TO ME, I CAN TELL YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( clears throat )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN NOVA SCOTIA TODAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. ROY BENT OF NORTH WALSHAM IN NORFOLK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BECAME THE FIRST MAN TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC ON A TRICYCLE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HIS TRICYCLE, SPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR THE CROSSING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WAS 90-FOOT LONG WITH A PROTECTIVE STEEL HULL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THREE FUNNELS, 17 FIRST-CLASS CABINS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND A RADAR SCANNER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. BENT IS IN OUR DURHAM STUDIOS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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