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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How Not to Be Seen (S02E02)

"SHUNT IS SAYING THE 8:15 FROM GILLINGHAM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHEN IN REALITY, HE MEANS THE 8::13 FROM GILLINGHAM."
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"ECCE HOMO, ERGO ELK."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LA FONTAINE KNEW HIS SISTER AND KNEW HER BLOODY WELL."
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"THE POINT IS TAKEN. THE BEAST IS MOLTING."
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"IT IS REALITY, THE REALITY IS ILLUSION"
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"NO, THERE ISN'T ROOM-- THE AMBIGUITY HAS PUT ON WEIGHT."
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"THE BEAST STOPS AT SWINDON, CHABROL STOPS AT NOTHING"
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"I'M HAVING TREATMENT, AND LA FONTAINE CAN GET KNOTTED."
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"GAVIN MILLAR..."
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"RRRRRRRRRRR."
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"...WAS NOT TALKING TO NEVILLE SHUNT."
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"FROM THE WORLD OF THE THEATER"
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"WE TURN TO THE WORLD OF DENTAL HYGIENE."
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"NO, NO, NO, NO."
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"FROM THE WORLD OF THE THEATER WE TURN TO THE SILVER SCREEN."
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"WE HONOR ONE OF THE SILVER SCREEN'S"
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"MARTIN CURRY, WHO IS VISITING LONDON"
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"TO HAVE A TOOTH OUT, FOR THE PRE-MOLAR, UH, PREMIERE"
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"OF HIS FILLING, FILM, NEXT TOOTHDAY, TUESDA Y"
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"AT THE DENTAL THEATRE, FILM THEATRE."
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"MARTIN CURRY, WELCOME."
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"ONE OF THE BIG TEETH, UH, BIG POINTS"
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"THAT THE AMERICAN CRITICS MADE"
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"ABOUT YOUR LATEST FILM, THE TWELVE CAESARS"
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"WAS THAT IT WAS ON SO ALL-EMBRACING A TOPIC."
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"WHAT MADE YOU UNDERTAKE SO ENORMOUS A TUSK?"
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"TASK?"
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"I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN IMPERIAL ROME"
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"WHO?"
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"OH. VESPASIAN."
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"YES, YES."
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"WELL, WHEN I SAW YOUR FILM"
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"IT DID SEEM TO ME THAT YOU HAD TAKEN"
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"A RATHER, UM, SUBJECTIVE APPROACH TO IT."
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"I'M SORRY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, I MEAN ALL YOUR MAIN CHARACTERS"
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"HAD THESE ENORMOUS, WELL, NOT ENORMOUS, BUT, UH..."
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"THESE, UM, VERY BIG, UM..."
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"WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT A CLIP"
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"TALKS TO HIS GENERALS DURING THE BATTLE AGAINST CARACTATUS."
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"I DON'T SEE THAT AT ALL."
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"SHALL I ORDER THE CAVALRY"
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"THAT THEY MAY HIDE THEMSELVES IN THE WOOD, O CAESAR?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THUS, O CAESAR! THUS, O CAESAR!"
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"TODAY IS ABOUT TO BE A TRIUMPH FOR OUR NATIVE COUNTRY."
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"WELL, MARTIN CURRY, WHY DO ALL YOUR CHARACTERS"
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"HAVE THESE VERY BIG, UM..."
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"VERY BIG, UH... TEETH?"
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"WELL, I MEAN, UH... EVEN"
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"IN YOUR BIBLICAL EPIC, THE SON OFMAN"
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"AND OF COURSE, UM... HIMSELF HAD THE MOST MONUMENTAL IVORIES."
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"WELL, I'M AFRAID I DON'T SEE THAT AT ALL."
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"UM. WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING..."
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"LOOK, COULD I HAVE A STRAW?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, A STRAW. YES, YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"PERHAPS WE COULD HAVE A LOOK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COVER MY COAT, MR. BUSH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE MEN MUST NOT KNOW OF THIS TILL VICTORY IS OURS."
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"THE SURGEON'S COMING, SIR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO, TELL THE SURGEON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE CAN DO LITTLE FOR ME, I FEAR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AYE, AYE, SIR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HARDY...!"
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"HARDY!"
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"SIR?"
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"HARDY... KISS..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HUH. WELL, MARTIN CURRY, THANK YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH... WELL, WE ASKED THE FIRST-NIGHT AUDIENCE"
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"WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THAT FILM."
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"IT WASN'T TRUE TO LIFE."
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"YES, IT WAS."
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"NO, IT WASN'T."
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"I THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY BIZARRE."
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"WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE CITY FOR OVER 40 YEARS"
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"AND I THINK THE IMPORTANCE OF LOOKING AFTER POOR PEOPLE"
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"CANNOT BE UNDERSTRESSED."
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"WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE CITY FOR 20 YEARS"
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"AND I MUST ADMIT, I'M LOST."
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"WeLL, I've been in the city aLL my Life"
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"and I'm as aLert and active as I've ever been."
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"WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE CITY SINCE I WAS TWO"
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"AND CERTAINLY WOULDN'T SAY THAT I WAS STUCK IN A RUT..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"STUCK IN A RUT, STUCK IN A RUT."
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"OH, DEAR"
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"STUCK IN A RUT."
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"I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T SAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT I WAS STUCK IN A RUT."
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"WELL, I HAVE BEEN IN THE CITY FOR 30 YEARS"
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"AND I NEVER ONCE REGRETTED BEING A NASTY, GREEDY, COLD-HEARTED"
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"AVARICIOUS, MONEY-GRUBBER... CONSERVATIVE."
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"WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE CITY ABOUT 27 YEARS"
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"AND I'D LIKE TO SEE THE REINTRODUCTION OF FLOGGING."
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"EVERY THURSDAY, ROUND AT MY PLACE."
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"WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE SEA FOR 33 YEARS"
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"NEITHER HAVE I."
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"NEITHER HAVE I."
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"YES, QUITE SO."
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"I THINK IT MUST BE A NATURALIST OUTING."
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"ONE OF THEM CRACKPOT RELIGIONS."
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"THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE SORT OF ABUSE"
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"WE GET ALL THE TIME FROM IGNORANT PEOPLE."
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"I INHERITED THIS RELIGION FROM MY FATHER"
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"AN EX-USED CAR SALESMAN AND PART-TIME WINDOW BOX"
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"AND I AM VERY PROUD TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE FIRST RELIGION"
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"WITH FREE GIFTS."
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"YOU GET THIS LUXURY TEA TROLLEY WITH EVERY NEW ENROLLMENT."
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"IN ADDITION TO THIS, YOU CAN WIN"
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"A THREE-PIECE LOUNGE SUITE"
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"THIS LUXURY CARAVAN"
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"A WEEKEND FOR TWO WITH PETER BONETTI"
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"AND TONIGHT'S STAR PRIZE:"
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"THE ENTIRE NORWICH CITY COUNCIL."
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"AND REMEMBER, WITH ONLY EIGHT SCORING DRAWS"
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"YOU CAN WIN A BISHOPRIC IN A SEE OF YOUR OWN CHOICE."
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"YOU SEE, WE HAVE A MUCH MORE MODERN APPROACH TO RELIGION."
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"YOU SEE, IN OUR CHURCH, WE HAVE A LOT MORE FUN."
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"OH, MRS. COLLINS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU DID SAY YOU WERE NERVOUS, DIDN'T YOU?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU HAVE EYES ON THE COFFEE MACHINE?"
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