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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How Not to Be Seen (S02E02)

"BOTH TOOTHPASTES PROVIDE 30% PROTECTION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AT 60% PROTECTION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BOTH TOOTHPASTES ARE DOING WELL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND NOW, AT 90% PROTECTION, THE... WAIT!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE NOT-WHITE CAR IS OUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CHOOSE CRELM TOOTHPASTE OR SHRILL PETROL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH THE NEW ADDITIVE, GLC-9424075."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AFTER 6:00 P.M., 9424047."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"USING THIS WHITE CARD TO REPRESENT ENGINE DEPOSITS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO REPRESENT SHRILL'S NEW ADDITIVE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GLC-9424075--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AFTER 6:00 P.M., 9424077--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE CAN SEE HOW THE ENGINE DEPOSITS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ARE PUSHED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BY THE SUPERIOR FORCES AVAILABLE TO SHRILL..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ANYWAY, JOHN, YOU CAN CATCH THE 11:30 FROM HORNCHURCH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND BE AT BASINGSTOKE BY 1:00."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, AND THERE'S A BUFFET CAR AND... OH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DADDY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAS HE BEEN...?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, AFTER BREAKFAST."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE'S DEAD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH. POOR DADDY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LOOKS LIKE I SHAN'T BE CATCHING THE 11:30 NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, NO, JOHN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU MUSTN'T MISS YOUR TRAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOW COULD I THINK OF CATCHING A TRAIN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, JOHN, THANK YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ANYWAY, YOU COULD ALWAYS CATCH THE 9:30 TOMORROW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT GOES VIA CATERHAM AND CHIPSTEAD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OR THE 9:45'S EVEN BETTER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, BUT YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE AT LAMBS GREEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, YES, OF COURSE. I'D FORGOTTEN IT WAS FRIDAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, DO HURRY, SIR HORACE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND IF YOU DON'T MISS THE 10:15, YOU WON'T CATCH THE 3:45"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHICH MEANS THE... OH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M AFRAID SIR HORACE WON'T"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BE CATCHING THE 10:15, LADY PARTRIDGE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAS HE BEEN...?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, AFTER BREAKFAST."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LADY PARTRIDGE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M AFRAID YOU CAN CANCEL HIS SEAT RESERVATION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, AND IT WAS BACK TO THE ENGINE, FOURTH COACH ALONG"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SO THAT HE COULD SEE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE GRADIENT SIGNS OUTSIDE SWANBOROUGH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOT ANY MORE, LADY PARTRIDGE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE LINE'S BEEN CLOSED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MY WORD, YOU WERE HERE QUICKLY, INSPECTOR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YEAH, I GOT THE 8:55 PULLMAN EXPRESS FROM KING'S CROSS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S A VERY GOOD TRAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S A VERY GOOD TRAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, IT'S AN EXCELLENT TRAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HELLO, EVERYONE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL: TONY!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHERE IS DADDY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, GOLLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAS HE BEEN...?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEN, HE... WON'T BE NEEDING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HIS RESERVATION ON THE 10:15."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EXACTLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND I SUPPOSE AS HIS ELDEST SON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"JUST A MINUTE, TONY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THERE'S A SMALL MATTER OF-- MURDER. OH!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOW COULD ANYONE SHOOT HIMSELF AND THEN HIDE THE GUN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITHOUT FIRST CANCELING HIS RESERVATION?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HA, HA. WELL, I MUST DASH OR I'LL BE LATE FOR THE 10:15."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SUGGEST YOU MURDERED YOUR FATHER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR HIS SEAT RESERVATION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I MAY HAVE HAD THE MOTIVE, INSPECTOR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT I COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR I'VE ONLY JUST ARRIVED FROM GILLINGHAM ON THE 8:13"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HERE IS MY RESTAURANT CAR TICKET TO PROVE IT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THE 8:13 FROM GILLINGHAM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DOESN'T HAVE A RESTAURANT CAR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S A STANDING BUFFET ONLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, AH... DID I SAY THE 8:13?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I MEANT THE 7:58 STOPPING TRAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THE 7:58 STOPPING TRAIN ARRIVED AT SWINDON AT 8:19"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OWING TO ANNUAL POINT MAINTENANCE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AT WISBOROUGH JUNCTION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SO HOW DID YOU MAKE THE CONNECTION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH THE 8:13, WHICH LEFT SIX MINUTES EARLIER?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, AH, SIMPLE. I CAUGHT THE 7:16 FOOTBALL SPECIAL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ARRIVING AT SWINDON AT 8:09."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THE 7:16 FOOTBALL SPECIAL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ONLY STOPS AT SWINDON ON ALTERNATE SATURDAYS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, SURELY YOU MEAN THE HOLIDAYMAKER SPECIAL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, YES! HOW DAFT OF ME."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF COURSE, I CAME ON THE HOLIDAYMAKER SPECIAL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CALLING AT BEDFORD, COLMWORTH, FEN DITTON, SUTTON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT'S SUNDAYS ONLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DAMN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS. I DID IT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I KILLED HIM FOR HIS RESERVATION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF UNDER THE 10:12 FROM READING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DON'T BE A FOOL, TONY! DON'T DO IT!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE 10:12 HAS THE NEW NARROW TRACTION BOGIES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EXACTLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( dramatic chord )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT ALL HAPPENED ON THE 11:20 FROM HAINAULT TO REDHILL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VIA HORSHAM AND REIGATE, CALLING AT CARSHALTON BEECHES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MALMESBURY, TOOTING BEC AND CROYDON WEST."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE AUTHOR IS MR. NEVILLE SHUNT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CHUFF, CHUFF, CHUFF, WOOOOOCH, WOOOOOCH!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ABOUT RAILWAY TIMETABLES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO TALK LOUDLY IN RESTAURANTS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE POINTS ARE FROZEN, THE BEAST IS DEAD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE POINT IS FROZEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IF LA FONTAINE'S ELK WOULD SPURN TOM JONES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE ENGINE MUST BE OUR HEAD, THE DINING CAR OUR ESOPHAGUS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE GUARD'S VAN OUR LEFT LUNG, THE CATTLE TRUCK OUR SHINS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE FIRST-CLASS COMPARTMENT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THE LEVEL CROSSING AN ELECTRIC ELK CALLED SIMON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE CLARITY IS DEVASTATING, BUT WHERE IS THE AMBIGUITY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S OVER THERE IN A BOX."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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