Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How Not to Be Seen (S02E02)

"( knocking )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, FROG."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S ABOUT YOUR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BADLY, SIR?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO. EXTREMELY WELL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE LEFT A NOTE WITH THE COMPANY SECRETARY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
""CONQUISTADOR INSTANT COFFEE" TO "CONQUISTADOR INSTANT LEPROSY.""
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THIS FOLLOWED YOUR SECOND CAMPAIGN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
""THE TINGLING FRESH COFFEE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( pastoral musicplaying )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SORRY ABOUT THAT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( music resumes )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( clears throat )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHEW. MY, IT'S HOT IN HERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( knocking )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SEE YOU CHOSE THE CANVAS CHAIR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THE CHAIR'S YOURS AND A FIVER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOT FOR SALE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, OKAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FIVE YEARS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"and the aLarm cLock on the manteLpiece."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND A TABLE LAMP FOR TWO COFFEES AND BISCUITS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TWO GREATCOATS, ONE TABLE LAMP, AND A DESERT BOOT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR TWO COFFEE AND BISCUITS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DONE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: SO, MISSJOHNSON RETURNED TO HER TYPING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM, ITS NEIGHBORS SOON FOLLOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: OR CRELM TOOTHPASTE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND CRELM TOOTHPASTE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOES ON TO WIN WITH 100% PROTECTION."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, DO LIKEALL SMARTMOTORISTS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THIS BLACK CARD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MY HAT! SIR HORACE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHEN I SHOULD BE HERE HELPING YOU?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, BUT THERE'S ONLY A SEVEN-MINUTE WAIT NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOUR TRAIN LEAVES IN 28 MINUTES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M AFRAID SO."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M INSPECTOR DAVIS OF SCOTLAND YARD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND MISSED THAT BIT AROUND HORNCHURCH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL: YES, AFTER BREAKFAST."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, BUT SURELY HE SIMPLY SHOT HIMSELF AND THEN HID THE GUN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: THAT WASAN EXCERPT FROM THE LATEST WEST END HIT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DIDDLEDUM, DIDDLEDUM, DIDDLEDUM. TOOT! TOOT!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOMMMMM!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF SEEING SHUNT'S WORK AS A LOAD OF RUBBISH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT CLEVER PEOPLE LIKE ME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A PLEA FOR UNDERSTANDING IN A MECHANIZED WORLD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHAT, INDEED, IS THE POINT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE BEAST IS LATE OUT OF PADDINGTON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE POINT IS TAKEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE PIECE OF SKIN AT THE NAPE OF THE NECK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE TRAIN IS THE SAME, ONLY THE TIME IS ALTERED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE POINT IS TAKEN, THE ELK IS DEAD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"RIGHT FROM JULIUS CAESAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"VETHPATHIAN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN WHICH JULIUS INCISOR, CAESAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"JOHN THE BAPTIST HAD THE MOST ENORMOUS... DENTAL APPENDAGES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AT AN EARLIER FILM, TRAFALGAR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO ATTEND THE MEN THAT CAN BE SAVED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ER, PUT YOUR HAND ON MY THIGH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"STUCK IN A RUT, STUCK IN A RUT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. BULSTRODE'S STUCK AGAIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND I'VE NEVER REGRETTED IT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO, I THINK IT MUST BE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( rattling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BLESSED IS ARTHUR CRACKPOT AND ALL ITS SUBSIDIARIES, LIMITED."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, MRS. COLLINS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE ENTIRE NORWICH CITY COUNCIL!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'VE GOT ONE ALREADY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, WE DON'T HAVE NONE OF THAT TAT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"RICH PEOPLE AND CRUMPET OVER 16 CAN ENTER FREE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NORMAN, THERE, DOES A LOT OF CONVERTING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS 23-YEAR-OLD BISHOP HAILS, APPROPRIATELY ENOUGH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHAT A GAS!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"KNOW WHAT I MEAN? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( hysterical laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND DISASSOCIATE OUR CHURCH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS IS MR. E.R. BRADSHAW OF NAPIER COURT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CHINA..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH. WELL, I'M AFRAID WE HAVE TO STOP THE FILM THERE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE MAN WHO SCORED ALL SIX GOALS IN ARSENAL'S 1-NIL VICTORY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OVER THE TURKISH CHAMPIONS FC BOTTY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HA, HA, HA, BUT, OF COURSE, THEY CAN STILL HEAR YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M GONNA DO"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OOH, LOVE, YOU'RE SWEETER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SWEETER THAN SUGAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, I GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"KINDA LIKE I LOVE WHAT YOU DO..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT YOUR LOVE, HONEY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND LOVE IS LIKE PEACHES AND CREAM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"KINDA LIKE SUGAR..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( speaking Chinese )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COME IN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH, FROG."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"S. FROG."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SHUT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"S. FROG, SIR. SHUT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR CONQUISTADOR COFFEE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW, I'VE HAD THE MANAGING DIRECTOR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF CONQUISTADOR TO SEE ME THIS MORNING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HE'S VERY UNHAPPY WITH YOUR CAMPAIGN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN FACT, HE SHOT HIMSELF."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, BEFORE HE WENT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE EFFECT OF WHICH WAS HOW DISAPPOINTED HE WAS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH YOUR WORK AND IN PARTICULAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHY YOU WOULD CHANGE THE NAME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHY, FROG?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"S. FROG, SIR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SHUT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHY DID YOU DO IT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT WAS A JOKE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A JOKE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO. NO, NOT A JOKE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A SALES CAMPAIGN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SEE, FROG."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"S. FROG, SIR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Show more clips