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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Facial Recognition (S05E05)

"Perhaps he was meant to raise children"
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"is owned by your chief rival, Jeff Bezos."
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"No. Gates and Paul Allen bought up the whole region."
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"Wait, sorry. Her?"
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"Megalomania."
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"our digital overlords will punish those of us"
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"They... Holy shit!"
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"covering the streets."
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"to put people on or take them off,"
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"Alright, can everyone see?"
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"they can have an absolutely game-changing experience."
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"- he was a regular Diane Sawyer. - Aw."
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"_"
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"if we'd be open to appearing on his edu-tainment web series"
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"The sheer banality of it all is very upsetting."
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"- Fiona, okay. Fiona! - Immaturity."
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"Denpok."
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"I mean, he's okay."
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"I'm the one they're mad at."
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"I departed."
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""Donald, you have a face for the closet.""
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"and if Colin's losing his render,"
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"and he's not here!"
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"so if anything terrible happens,"
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"Anyway, Colin from K-Hole's on the phone."
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"Jared, can you step away from me?"
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"There's just nowhere for me to go."
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"is in itself an important life lesson."
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"but we're kinda full up, so..."
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"Let's leave right now."
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"Ooh, this afternoon."
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"Well, fuck."
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"what is foremost on your mind"
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"and more people equals more horses,"
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"The only thing that could make my day more miserable"
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"to take away your company,"
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"that would completely obliterate those concerns."
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"I'm from Pied Piper."
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"Manure."
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"and not the people who engineered this little miracle?"
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"and just say, "Hey, everybody, look what I created.""
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"From Eklow, and I quote."
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"That is my cue."
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"It's temporary."
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"I would like to formally object."
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"Is that alright with you, Fiona?"
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"Fiona."
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"is detecting a wide range of feelings."
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"Yes, I was asking you for help."
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"Hey, uh, Danny, can we..."
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"We'll be just as significant as the car."
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"Look who bothered to show up."
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"all over the bottom of the ocean."
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"to integrate Eklow's AI onto our network."
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"- Alright. - Infantilism."
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"and he is a Walt Disney-level optimist."
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"No. Mm-mm. I would never."
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"How did I come up with..."
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"So, um..."
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"Alright. Stop, stop."
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"What... what is happening here?"
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"that we are pairing you with a new developer."
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"Yes."
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"do new new Internet."
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"Um, if Emily Chang asks me a question,"
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"I started picturing myself going on camera alone, and..."
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"I-I did have to cancel a speaking engagement this afternoon,"
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"And people like Gavin Belson"
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"to bitterly disappoint your largest investor."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"As in Eklow Labs? The AI company?"
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"In China."
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"No, I don't need to relive that."
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"Oh, well, thank you, Emily Chang."
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"and why Gavin Belson should be afraid of it."
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"Over night, the manure problem vanished."
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"Thanks for coming in, guys. Up next..."
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"So, it's manure,"
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"our new, entirely de-centralized Internet,"
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"Sir, I had no idea they were this far along."
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"I've never been more sorry in my entire life."
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"and newly minted COO Jared Dunn."
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"about the tech industry."
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"Sure."
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"Richard, are you sure?"
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"Well, our team of hand-picked developers"
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"Why?"
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"Richard is the meat and the potatoes"
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"- I don't know about that. - Richard?"
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"Oh, finally, okay. Good."
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"About to drop the fucking hammer."
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"Are you prepared to be responsible"
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"that kind of power?"
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"Sorry."
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"Tell me again why I should allow my software"
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"Totally not a problem. They just want Jared."
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"Wake up, my dear. Fiona?"
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Isn't she pretty?"
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"but it's... It's super dumb."
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"No."
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"and then integrate her into our core services."
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"I'm sure you're aware of the"
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"Okay."
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"then we'll get to see his face again."
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"- Possible suicidality. - Shut up!"
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"Including humility."
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"Uh..."
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"you're not really in a position to talk, all due respect."
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"It's not healthy!"
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"I don't know."
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"And make it 90 minutes."
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"and look, I... I'm not a vain person."
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"onto your little experimental network."
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"about the inevitable rise of the machines."
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"You need to help me here."
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"You want me to buy him ice cream?"
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"I am in another dark room doing scutwork,"
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"towards that whole situation, alright?"
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