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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Facial Recognition (S05E05)

"Jeff?"
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"It's bold."
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""Jian Yang.""
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"Yeah, I'm happy to be here."
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"- Hey, Jared? - Yeah?"
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"You're gonna be fine. Look at you!"
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"and the complexion of Timothy Hutton,"
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"won't be able to profit off of it."
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"So, when can people out there get onto your new Internet?"
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"so that on day one,"
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"I like that analogy."
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"Manure."
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"Hey! How'd it go?"
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"Once I got out there, I think it went okay."
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""Okay"? He's selling himself short. Compared to me,"
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"Bream-Hall's on the phone for you."
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"Can you please tell me what you are going to do"
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"about this Jian-Yang situation?"
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"What do you mean "nothing"?"
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"to be ideal for political dissidents."
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"Let me just ask, uh,"
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"So... we cool?"
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"We cool."
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"and apparently, they're a bigger deal than we are."
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"Wait, what? You don't want to watch?"
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"And besides, I have a lifelong aversion to my own image."
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"You know, it's like my foster mother used to say,"
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"Today's a big day for you."
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"Tell me what your new Internet is,"
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"- Pardon? - Oh."
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"Weird. Okay, they went straight to Jared."
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"And it was predicted"
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"that by the middle of the next century,"
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"there would be nine feet of manure"
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"And the Internet, as we currently know it,"
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"and we believe that, in success,"
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"Now back to me for my theme park analogy."
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"I guess they must have gotten rid of my stuff for time."
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"Yeah, they try and keep it just to the interesting stuff."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"My mole has failed us."
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"Y-you're not? Why not?"
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"The Box Three?"
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"Richard, lots of good impressions on the Bloomberg piece."
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"Oh, that's wonderful."
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"They want to come and shoot it here this afternoon."
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"Yeah, I have to go to Eklow and do this integration thing."
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"- and the rice pilaf. - Another great analogy."
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"Jared, I think we should have you do it."
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"- I'm... - You know what? Yes."
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"Um, you don't say no to Adrian Grenier's edu-tainment web series."
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"You just don't."
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"It's fine, it's fine. Look, it's just press."
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"Okay, Jared, and I don't even like doing it."
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"Okay? It's actually a nightmare for me."
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"So, I have to go."
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"Dick, a word regarding your decision"
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"I don't mind."
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"AI is starting to operate on levels"
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"we don't even understand."
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"for giving sophisticated AI"
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"Laurie and Monica forced this on us,"
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"that cannot be controlled or destroyed."
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"And watching your interview over and over again,"
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"Right into a clogged toilet!"
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"Yeah! Get it."
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"Ariel's right over there in the red shirt."
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"Ariel Eklow?"
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"Sent by the bankers."
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"Okay."
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"a ton of the cash they gave you,"
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"So... what do you wanna do here?"
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"Fiona?"
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"You feel good?"
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"I feel... normal."
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"Don't get any ideas."
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"It shouldn't take more than a couple hours."
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"Is that alright?"
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"Okay."
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"Mother of God."
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"Is... is my nose really that big?"
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"I look like an anti-Semitic propaganda cartoon."
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"And back to your face,"
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"Would you like to talk to me, Richard?"
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"Sorry. No, thank you."
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"Are you unhappy with something?"
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"I would like to talk to you about one super dumb thing."
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"instead of being out there,"
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"I'm really not. It's just..."
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"That's... I..."
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"I understand."
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"- No. - Self-loathing."
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"A desire to self-mutilate."
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"I mean, your whole dynamic with that Ariel guy?"
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"Yes, I will."
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"Running emotion recognition protocol"
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"- and a bonus room, down. - Excuse me?"
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"Oh."
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"I think so."
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"It's some kind of existential crisis he's having."
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"I could pay you."
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"It is his very favorite ice cream in the world."
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"Time to move some product."
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"Excuse me, Natalie?"
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"No! Not at all."
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"Dick, I've given it serious thought,"
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"Does this mean you've conquered your fear of the robot uprising?"
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"Like yourself."
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"So, you want to help?"
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"Jared Dunn's desk."
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"our computer ed class today."
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"He's, uh, not a CEO or anything, but..."
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"as some kind of deity."
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"Face to face with Gavin Belson."
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"$10 million offer right there on the table."
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"And you know what I said?"
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"Yeah, I guess so."
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"What evens things out?"
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"Fuck you. Fuck you!"
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"Hey guys, Colin from K-Hole Games is on the phone."
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