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Clips from The Simpsons - Grade School Confidential (S08E08)

"I know where we can hole up for a while."
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"[Crying]"
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"That's it! Looking good. Getting warm."
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"Don't stop, Milhouse. You're so close!"
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"I gotta barf! [Retches]"
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"Where's the bathroom?"
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"- [Vomiting] - [Children Shrieking]"
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"[Moaning, Groaning]"
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"Oh, my tummy!"
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"I told you we should've served cake instead of oysters!"
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"I'm ruined! [Grunts]"
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"Ha-ha- [Groans]"
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"[Moaning, Whimpering]"
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"Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat."
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"[Retching]"
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"Hey, why'd you eat 'em? I thought you were a vegetarian."
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"[Softly] I didn't. I just wanted to leave."
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"- A lucky boy! - [Chuckles] You know, Seymour..."
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"there's an innocence about you that can be quite charming."
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"Oh! Well, I've always admired your tart honesty..."
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"and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends."
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"Mm-hmm. That's the one that makes me feel-"
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"[Groaning] Hoo, boy!"
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"[Sneezes] You have a breath mint I could borrow?"
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"- I've got some menthol cigarettes. - Oh, the heck with it!"
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"So I looked in the window and there it was- the grossest sight I have ever-"
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"[Skinner] Bart Simpson, report to the principal's office immediately!"
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"I don't know what you think you saw, but let me assure you-"
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"What Seymour- Oh! What Principal Skinner means to say, Bart..."
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"is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him."
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"- Mm-hmm. - [Clears Throat]"
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"We're just a little concerned. If people were to find out..."
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"the principal was dating a teacher, they might see it as a conflict of interest."
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"[Chuckling] There are those who might use it against us for their own advantage."
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"- Like me, for one. - Like you, for-"
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"[Grunts]"
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"As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day..."
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"disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs."
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"What do you say, son? You keep our secret..."
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"This is a great day for forbidden love."
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"Mmm, this dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?"
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"That's okay. I don't entertain much."
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"Usually, it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three."
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"[Laughs] You know, I always thought..."
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"I'd fall for a woman just like Mother."
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"Even though I didn't want to. And now that I haven't..."
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"- [Kissing] - [Spoon Clatters]"
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"Good morning, students. Way to go there, Wendell!"
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""The only way to survive a deadly blaze is-""
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""Dear Edna, I want to-" [Mumbling]"
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"[Skinner] I hear reading!"
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"[Chattering]"
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"- Do you think anyone saw us? - No."
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"It went just as we planned."
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"- Except they confiscated my thermos of cola at the door. - Ohh-"
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"- Skinner! Krabappel! - [Gasps]"
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"- What are you two doing here? - Superintendent Chalmers!"
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"Uh, why, we're-we're on a, uh, a-a what do you call it? Field trip!"
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"- With a student! - [Skinner] Yes! He's, uh-"
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"He's purchasing refreshments in the lobby!"
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"I'll go get him right now. [Hoarsely] Car keys! Car keys! Car keys!"
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"[Drowsily] Stop pushing me! What's going on?"
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"Just enjoy the movie. It has Tom Berenger."
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"- [Car Door Slamming] - You think they actually filmed this in Atlanta?"
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"[Beeping]"
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"Mother doesn't approve of me dating."
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"while Edna and I sneak out."
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"It all started in 1941, when Good Housekeeping featured a photo of a lovely cake."
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"Oh, my, no! I don't care for cake. Too sweet."
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"At my age, I don't have much saliva left..."
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"so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page."
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"No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you."
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"Bart Simpson! How many times do I have to tell you, no talking?"
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"Report to the principal's office!"
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"- I love you, Edna Krabappel. - [Laughing]"
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"- Bart's gonna marry the teacher! - Where are you registered, Simpson?"
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"- [Groans] - Thank you, Bart. That was very sweet."
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"You may sit down now."
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"They're not gonna get away with this."
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"I'm going to step out for a few minutes, class. Martin, you're in charge."
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"Now, Bart, uh- [Coughs]"
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"you must promise not to fall in love with me."
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"[Students Laughing]"
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"Now Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it!"
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"What's happening, Simpson? Where are we going anyway?"
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"[Children Gasping]"
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"Um- School dismissed!"
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"And then Bart opened the door, and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing!"
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"And he had as many arms as Vishnu. And they were all very busy."
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"- [Both Gasping] - Wow."
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"ButJanie told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. What's-Her-Name?"
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"- Krabappel? - Yeah, Krabappel."
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"- [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! - Wait a minute."
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"Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall."
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"Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
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"The baby looked at you? Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers."
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"- Skinner! - Uh- Superintendent Chalmers!"
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"The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans!"
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"Now, I'm going to give you a choice. You can give up this tawdry, fulfilling relationship..."
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"or you two will be out of here so fast your mortarboards will spin!"
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"- And where is your mortarboard anyway? - [Groans]"
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"Right here, sir."
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"Well, then I'm afraid you leave me no choice."
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"- I don't know, 50? - Ah, 50."
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"Where does the time go?"
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"You wanted to see me, Principal Skinner?"
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"I'm just a man. Bart, I want to apologize..."
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"Wait! You don't have to leave just because Superintendent Chalmers told you to."
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"Just this once, man, stand up for yourself."
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"- Okay, Bart. - Let's go, Seymour."
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"Okay, Edna. l- No, wait."
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"[Filtered] Attention, Springfield."
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"and are not coming down until our demands are met."
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"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."
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"Obviously, you two have no experience causing a scene."
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"- [Keypad Beeping] - I'll be right there."
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"But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school."
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"Skinner, get off of my school!"
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"No. You get off of my school."
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"Give me that! [Over Bullhorn] Bart, this is your father!"
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