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Clips from American Dad! - Familyland (S09E09)

"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"It's gonna be so great to finally"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You're forgetting our five-week run"
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"as champions on Family Feud."
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"Mom's cinnamon cookies!"
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"♪ Trip, trip, trippity, dem ol' Trippin' Balls. ♪"
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"This isn't one of those times."
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"Yep, I heard he was cryogenically frozen"
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"Who?"
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"and want to buy things."
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"Except they don't bleed,"
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"and most of them wear bow ties"
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"and ride Brokeback Splash Mountain."
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"I vote Outer Space Land."
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"think space looks like?"
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"There's time for us to do everything together."
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"Hey, where did everybody go?"
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"You're a strong, independent girl."
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"Even if it's something you think"
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"at how cheesy Outer Space Land is."
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"Oh... my... God."
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"Get outta town, you jezebel!"
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"Well, at least we're together."
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"This isn't Familyland."
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"Relax, Francine. It's just a show."
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"This is not a show."
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"No!"
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"In the north, the Tween King and his army of whiny turds."
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"In the south, a strange-headed man"
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"Was there anything else?"
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"Bear, play my favorite song!"
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"♪ Trip, trip, trippity, dem ol' Trippin' Balls ♪"
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"Damn it, Roger's been playing that on a loop all day."
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"Time to teach him a lesson."
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"Oops, we overshot. Hold on."
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"L-Let me get this to back up."
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"Ugh, there's no reverse on this thing."
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"We're gonna have to do another full rotation."
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"No, not really."
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"You disrupted the king's pleasurable dance."
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"Guards, kill him!"
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"It was one of the kids' favorites."
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"Bye, everybody!"
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"25 minutes of uninterrupted racism."
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"Yeah, if you don't count all of your horrified gasps"
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"as interruptions."
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"But-but you..."
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"Was frozen?"
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"I don't understand."
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"so you could watch us all kill each other?"
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"Try not to tell me what to do."
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"and I wanted to see it come to fruition."
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"That way, I could watch it all happen."
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"Oh, yeah, it was awful."
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"And I had to watch what happened to my creation."
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"My park."
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"No!"
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"Ugh, okay, I'll explain this one more time."
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"Maybe."
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"I don't want to jinx it, but I like our chances"
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"Okay, I just realized your laser guns aren't real."
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"Die for me."
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"Any questions?"
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"Marry?"
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"Captive for a half an hour"
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"but I encourage you to try."
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"So why don't you get going on some dinner."
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"And then I encouraged you to try."
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"That's it."
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"Cinnamon."
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"I don't know, but i-it smells like..."
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"Home. Home. Michael Chiklis."
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"Well done."
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"What?"
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"You're why I built Familyland."
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"That's not Jewish, is it?"
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"Here is your reward."
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"What? No."
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"the familiest place on Earth."
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"Just like the sign says."
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"Why did I have to read that?"
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"Can't the audience read it?"
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"spend some time as a family."
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"It seems like we never get to do that anymore."
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"Five weeks?"
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"All I'm saying is that last time we came here"
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"was one of the best days this family's had together."
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"Look how happy we were."
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"Francine, they don't care."
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"They're all on their mobile devices."
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"They're in their own world."
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"You're right. Stan, can you please tell them"
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"to put down their iPads for a second?"
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"Francine, I'm trying to concentrate on the road."
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"And I'm on my last lap."
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"Whatever."
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"Terrific. No one cares about me,"
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"they just care about my cookies."
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"I don't even care about your cookies."
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"where you can get Trippin' Balls--"
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"tiny pellets of futuristic ice cream."
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"Hey, guys, let's all sing the Trippin' Balls song."
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"Paul Anka wrote that in a night."
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"In a night."
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"Sir, what are you doing here?"
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"Yeah, Avery, shouldn't you be here with your family?"
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"I don't have a family."
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"I have a fetish for family things."
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"I know the word "fetish" makes it sound sexual."
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"Which is good, because it is."
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"I see you're all together."
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"Oh, look!"
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"It's Mikey Muskrat"
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"and the founder of the park, Roy Family."
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"Wasn't Roy Family a total weirdo?"
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"somewhere in the park and that he used to have"
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"two tamed caterpillars as a mustache."
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"Are you sure you're not talking about Walt Disney?"
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"Oh, my God,"
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