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Clips from BoJack Horseman - That Went Well (S03E03)
"Um, okay. Why don't you put it on that pile over there?"
BoJack Horseman
"And I'll get to it when I have some free time."
BoJack Horseman
"-Over here? -Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"and I'm already pretty exhausted."
BoJack Horseman
"You should probably go."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, okay. -It's all very exhausting."
BoJack Horseman
"Like I said, it's always nice to see a... you."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
""Today we lost an icon. #SheWillBeLoved"
BoJack Horseman
"#WatchTheVoiceSeason10.""
BoJack Horseman
"Again, for those just joining us,"
BoJack Horseman
"Day 75 at sea: there's a darkness brewing on the horizon."
BoJack Horseman
"And I think you got a real smart mouth."
BoJack Horseman
"You want another night in the box?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, anything but that!"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, is that character actress Margo Martindale?"
BoJack Horseman
"and the AV Club's list of 20 actresses that always make everything better."
BoJack Horseman
"Are we professional blimp pilots, or are we casting directors?"
BoJack Horseman
"Blimp pilots, sir."
BoJack Horseman
"Then we're not being paid to discover underutilized character actresses."
BoJack Horseman
"We're being paid to pilot this blimp."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, Margo, do you see something out there across the water?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah. What is that?"
BoJack Horseman
"[choking]"
BoJack Horseman
"[horn blaring]"
BoJack Horseman
"[British accent] All clear from here to Los Angeles."
BoJack Horseman
"[British accent] We've hit a few delays,"
BoJack Horseman
"but you'll get your precious cargo by tomorrow."
BoJack Horseman
"[Italian accent] Tomorrow?"
BoJack Horseman
"But the big opening of my restaurant is tonight!"
BoJack Horseman
"How can I offer the real Italian cuisine without my real Italian spaghett'?"
BoJack Horseman
"Spaghett' is how Italian people say "spaghetti.""
BoJack Horseman
"We'll get you your pasta."
BoJack Horseman
""Friends in the Mob"? That is an ugly stereotype."
BoJack Horseman
"[speaking Italian]"
BoJack Horseman
"You heard the man. Set this boat's controls to "faster.""
BoJack Horseman
"Aye-aye, Cap'n."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't think this is a good idea, Margo."
BoJack Horseman
"Cram it, skip! Those limp dicks are about to find out"
BoJack Horseman
"Character actress Margo Martindale ain't afraid of nothin'!"
BoJack Horseman
"we made a solemn oath never to meddle in the affairs of land nor sea."
BoJack Horseman
"We are sworn but to observe."
BoJack Horseman
"This is the blimper's promise."
BoJack Horseman
"Crates and crates of spaghetti are pouring out into the ocean!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm watching the same boat collision you are. You don't need to narrate it."
BoJack Horseman
"[screaming] Oh!"
BoJack Horseman
"No! Skippy! He was too pure for this world!"
BoJack Horseman
"The pasta is cooking!"
BoJack Horseman
"If only we had some olive oil to reduce the stickiness."
BoJack Horseman
"But olive oil doesn't actually reduce the stickiness in pasta."
BoJack Horseman
"That's only a myth."
BoJack Horseman
"stirring olive oil into pasta!"
BoJack Horseman
"Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente!"
BoJack Horseman
"Twelve tons of pasta have leaked into the ocean,"
BoJack Horseman
"and the massive carbo load is heading straight to Pacific Ocean City."
BoJack Horseman
"[screaming]"
BoJack Horseman
"Joining us via Google Hangout"
BoJack Horseman
"is spaghetti scientist Carla Hall."
BoJack Horseman
"-What can you tell us, Carla? -Well, Tom, as the spaghetti cooks,"
BoJack Horseman
"it will expand, smothering the town"
BoJack Horseman
"Is there any way to prevent"
BoJack Horseman
"this delicious-sounding environmental catastrophe?"
BoJack Horseman
"The only hope for rescue would be"
BoJack Horseman
"if someone had an enormous quantity of spaghetti strainers"
BoJack Horseman
"just sitting around the house,"
BoJack Horseman
"to transport said spaghetti strainers,"
BoJack Horseman
"the drivers would also need to be incredibly strong swimmers,"
BoJack Horseman
"Is there such a savior who could possibly fit"
BoJack Horseman
"that ridiculously specific set of criteria?"
BoJack Horseman
"A movie, during the day? Dare I?"
BoJack Horseman
"One for Secretariat, please!"
BoJack Horseman
"-[barks] -Thank you."
BoJack Horseman
"And, now, to turn my phone off."
BoJack Horseman
"If anyone needs me in the next two hours, they'll just have to wait."
BoJack Horseman
"the "ruh-roh" in rotelli, and the "oh, man" in manicotti."
BoJack Horseman
"Damn it, Randy. Just pick your best one."
BoJack Horseman
"-What's going on? -You didn't hear?"
BoJack Horseman
"They need spaghetti strainers stat,"
BoJack Horseman
"or it's "pasta la vista" for Pacific Ocean City."
BoJack Horseman
"[dramatic music playing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Come on, come on, come on! Pick up, Mr. Peanutbutter!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hello? -Oh! Mr. Peanutbutter, we need--"
BoJack Horseman
"You've reached the voicemail of Mr. Peanutbutter."
BoJack Horseman
"No!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh-ho-ho!"
BoJack Horseman
"Mr. Peanutbutter's House the show, or Mr. Peanutbutter's house the house?"
BoJack Horseman
"[dramatic music playing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Wow, that was a good movie."
BoJack Horseman
"Ninety-eight messages? Better listen to them all, in order."
BoJack Horseman
"[Todd] Mr. Peanutbutter, call me back as soon as you get this, okay?"
BoJack Horseman
"We need your strainers. This is life and death."
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, my God! -[Todd] Mr. Peanutbutter,"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm at your house with the entire Cabracadabra fleet, but we can't get in!"
BoJack Horseman
"You need to get over here!"
BoJack Horseman
"It's a spaghetti-strainer-related emergency."
BoJack Horseman
"All right, buddy, just as soon as I listen to these other 96 messages."
BoJack Horseman
"[man] Good afternoon, I'm calling from Center Theater Group."
BoJack Horseman
"You saw a play once eight years ago."
BoJack Horseman
"I wonder if I could interest you in a full season subscription--"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, I don't have time for this! [grunts]"
BoJack Horseman
"[rock music playing]"
BoJack Horseman
"If we don't get some kind of miracle--"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait! In the distance! Is that--?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, it can't be!"
BoJack Horseman
"Spaghetti or not, here I come."
BoJack Horseman
"[studio audience laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh-oh! Uh-oh!"
BoJack Horseman
"Sabrina, I'm coming down for my birthday surprise!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no!"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I've heard of pasta point of no return,"
BoJack Horseman
"but this is ridiculous!"
BoJack Horseman
"-[studio audience laughing] -[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"Why didn't you just tell me you made too much spaghetti?"
BoJack Horseman
"I thought if you knew I made a big mess that you wouldn't love me anymore."
BoJack Horseman
"-[audience] Aw! -Sabrina, that's not going to happen."
BoJack Horseman
"We're a family now, no matter what,"
BoJack Horseman
"and I will always be there for you."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"[grunts]"
BoJack Horseman
"Now, get in that kitchen and eat all that spaghetti."
BoJack Horseman
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