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Clips from The League (2009) - The Tie (S02E02)

"- Oh, really? - Why do you ask?"
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"to *** a player for me."
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"You are a bureaucrat!"
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"My asshole could be a better commissioner than you!"
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"(high-pitched voice): It's me, Ruxin's asshole."
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"And I should be the commissioner instead of Kevin."
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"PETE: Ruxin's post contained a lot of wonderful joy and"
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"change his lineup."
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"Fine."
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"The message boards are founded on the great principle of personal attacks."
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"You, by the way, are the great leader of all the best personal"
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""Nosferatu" campaign you ran on him."
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"Oh, well, to make a short story long, I fell out of a tree, landed on my wrist."
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"I just always thought that Western medicine was a bit of a joke."
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"But when I got to the emergency room, I was blown away"
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"Chinese guy trying to pinch your nipples."
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"eyes to the ancient wisdom of the West."
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"Oh, wait a minute."
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"Doctor."
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"Is that why you plucked your mane?"
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"patchouli oil, but I stand corrected."
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"He wants to play, let's play."
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"Why won't it let me change the team name?"
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"can't change a team's... come on."
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"Goddamn, I hate being commissioner of this league."
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"Like the video."
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"Do me a favor and change the name back, please."
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"Will you change it back??"
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"Thank you."
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"To... the McArthur's Crotchnubs."
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"- Good one. - How does that, how does that work?"
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"- Alright, let's do this. - Great."
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"Okay."
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"I'm fine with that."
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"It will kill me if this game ends in a tie."
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"How do you know him?"
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"And he's like, "Don't worry about it."
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"You are gonna get tickets from a stranger, and all you"
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"No, it's filthy."
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"Parks are super gay."
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"- I know some Jamaican hobos. They're not gay. - Really?"
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"Yes, this is one of our few ties actually."
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"You can bring that up before the next season."
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"And a tie is a tie is a tie. Listen to me."
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"I haven't done it,"
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"- We need a tie-breaker. - I agree. Ties are not acceptable in fantasy football."
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"not equally good as your friends. It's not communism."
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"Alright, fine. You want a tie-breaker? I'll give you a tie-breaker. Here."
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"- Three, two, one. - We're not participating."
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"- Do me, do me, do me. - Okay, here you go, buddy."
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"Suck it."
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"So Andre and I were hanging out a few months ago."
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"What? No. I... I had allergies."
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"You know what, guys?"
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"Especially you, Ruxin, you asshole."
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"Our fearless commissioner Kevin... I think he's out, man."
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"What does "origano" (oregano) heal?"
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"Uh, it's for headaches."
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"And what about "correondare"?"
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"Do you mind if I take some?"
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"What could it be?"
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"- Are you telling us? - Please. Come on, Pete."
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"And Ruxin, Kevin and myself decided to take an alley as a shortcut."
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"I wish we hadn't, but that's life."
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"Can you guys just not mention to my parents about the law school thing?"
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"I think you should, man."
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"man, I can't bail on that."
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"Dude, you know what I love is nitrous."
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"Yo!"
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"Shit, shit."
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"Where's Fourth Street at?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Fourth Street."
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"Um, it's like two blocks around the corner over there to the left."
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"What is that in your pants?!"
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"What is that?!"
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"No, I'm not."
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"You were like the Hulk."
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"I wasn't scared."
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"Fear boner."
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"(laughing): Fear boner."
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"You'll be fine."
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"Never again. Come on."
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"And when this league was set up, we never appointed a vice commissioner."
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"we gotta get Kevin back."
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"Can we do it with your healing spices?"
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"Yes, give me some paprika. Quick."
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"You couldn't come up with anything better to break a tie, huh?"
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"Yeah, just keeping it old-school."
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"I enjoy both of your unorthodox running styles."
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"You, with the shrinking girl thing, and you with the escaping mental patient."
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"You know, I don't mean to get in your head, but, uh, I trained for a marathon."
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"What?"
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"Hey, look who it is."
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"I am just a civilian and an avid fan of public moron racing."
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"You have to come back."
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"If they're not going to follow my rules, I'm out."
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"Help us."
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"Come on, you can do it."
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"No fair. Interference."
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"Incidental contact."
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"Commissioner?"
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"Baby bird is out of the nest."
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"Go, go, go, go."
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"Pete. How you doing, man?"
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"A couple of my friends are getting married."
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"We could go to, like, your office, or I could meet you at a"
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"Good to see you."
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"Why is that so rare... that a guy would just be a nice, normal guy"
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"I Taped My Asshole And Showed It To All Of My Friends While I Was"
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"Listen, you should look for some telltale signs: if there's"
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"Oh, I got it!"
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"Gay stuff, gay stuff."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Can you zoom in?"
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"Looks like a Levitra ad."
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"There, I won!"
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"Andre wins."
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"You know what? I accept it. It's better than a goddamn tie."
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"We have been looking everywhere for the two of you."
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