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Clips from Mary Tyler Moore - The Boss Isn't Coming to Dinner (S01E01)

"Ohh."
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"Ohh, uh..."
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"Oh, uh, I just remembered, Mary."
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"I'm sorry, but we are kind of busy on Thursday night."
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"Well, that's... No, that's okay,"
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"I just wish I knew why Mr. Grant keeps turning me down."
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"It's been years, and I still don't know why..."
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"they turned me down for that stewardess job."
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"Maybe your boss just doesn't like you."
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"Could be his wife, Mar. Maybe she can't stand you."
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"I've gotta find out."
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"- I'm gonna call her. - Good."
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"It's, uh, Mary Richards. Oh, I'm fine, thank you."
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"Mrs. Grant, I'm just calling to find out..."
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"Whenever. You say."
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"awfully sorry that I... bothered you."
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"She and Mr. Grant have separated."
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"So this old Italian fisherman was walking down the road."
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"And this car goes by, and this little boy sticks his head out the window..."
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"and he says, "Hey, old fisherman!""
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"The old fisherman says, " Hey, that's-a no way to talk-a to a fisherman, huh?""
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"Oh, wait. The father of the boy says..."
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"Hey, what did he say?"
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"Gee, he got such a big laugh this morning when he told it on his show."
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"Chuckles gets laughs no matter what joke he tells."
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"When he gets to the punch line, his nose lights up and his pants fall down."
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"I'm just a little depressed, that's all. It's nothing."
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"- Hi, Lou. - Good morning, Murray."
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"Mary, would you please get Mrs. Grant on the phone for me?"
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"Well, I just feel great."
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"And I feel great just seeing you feel great. What's so great?"
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"Well, Mr. Grant is calling Mrs. Grant, and... His light just went out."
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"- Mr. Grant? - Mm-hmm?"
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"Mr. Grant, look, I know I'm not supposed to know,"
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"but now that you and Mrs. Grant are back together again,"
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"- You're also very, very wrong. - Wrong?"
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"I just assumed that when you called Mrs. Grant..."
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"Mary, the reason I called Mrs. Grant..."
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"was because I had all these dirty shirts."
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"She said she'd just as soon not."
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"Mr. Grant, I'm very sorry that you're separated."
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"I'm not. I'm not."
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"That doesn't mean the fight is over, Mary."
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"Just means they're resting."
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"Thank you, Mr. Grant. I do try to..."
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"or comment in any way whatsoever."
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"When I got there, I was alone, all right."
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"My wife's a coed."
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"Right. Sorry."
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"It's just that it's very hard not to comment... when you care."
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"Do you know what it's like to come home..."
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"and find a 43-year-old woman doing homework?"
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"I said, " Edie, if you don't quit school right now,"
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"I am walking.""
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"Just to give it more emphasis, I started walking toward the door."
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"But I didn't hear my name."
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"So I started walking slower..."
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"and slower."
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"Uh, where are you staying?"
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"A hotel."
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"How's Mrs. Grant doing?"
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"Her schoolwork, uh, takes up most of her time."
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"I'd heard about this change-of-life thing,"
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"well, if there's anything I can do..."
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"Oh. Thanks, Mary. Ah!"
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"Then the father of the boy says... I wrote it down so I'd get it right."
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"Can you make that last word out?"
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"- Looks like, um, "muflaff." - "Muflaff.""
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"[Chortling]"
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"I see nothing happened while I was gone."
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"It still isn't happening."
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"What did Lou get you for this time?"
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"but it's kind of a personal matter and I can't tell you."
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"About Lou and his wife breaking up?"
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"Talking about the Grants? Too bad. Say, can you make this word out, Murray?"
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"- We all know. - I guess you're the last to find out."
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"But don't feel bad, Mary. It's something guys tell guys."
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"Uh... Mary."
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"Yes, Mr. Grant."
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"It just occurred to me that I could use a little female advice."
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"You're a woman. I'd really like to hear what you have to say about all this."
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"Well, I'd be glad to, Mr. Grant."
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"We could go downstairs and have a cocktail."
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"That would be great. Fine."
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"Hey, if any of you other guys wanna join us for a few blasts tonight,"
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"you're all welcome."
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"Bourbon and Seven."
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"Crème de menthe frappé for the lady."
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"Oh, no, that's for him."
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"Here, I got it."
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"- I got it. - I have some extra money."
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"Hold it, hold it, hold it! I have a simple solution to the problem."
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"Murray said it first, so he pays."
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"- Gordy gets the third round. - Who's got the round after Gordy?"
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"I'm just kidding. Can't you tell I'm kidding?"
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"Well, here we are."
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"- Yeah. - Uh-huh."
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"Say, Gordy, what did the Twins do last night?"
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"- I just thought... - No, don't apologize."
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"You're just being a typical woman."
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"to put under the dog food dish."
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"Soon as she hears the kickoff on television,"
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"that's when she turns on the vacuum cleaner."
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"Well, it's just as hard living with a mother as it is with a wife."
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"by going back to school."
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"And at her age."
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"so what's she taking in college?"
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"Mr. Grant, that's terrific. What's the matter with that?"
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"For one thing, I don't want us to be introduced as Mr. and Dr. Grant."
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"- Oh! - Women, they don't know what they want."
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"Are you sure you know what you want, Mr. Grant?"
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"I know exactly what I want."
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"Here's the second round."
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"- Thanks, Murr. - Oh, it's, uh, my pleasure, Ted."
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"Why don't you try it sometimes, see what it's like?"
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"- Let's hang on to what little we've got. - I'll drink to that."
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"I have been sitting here like some kind of idiot,"
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"acting like I agree with everything you've said."
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"We respect you for that, Mar."
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"- Uh-oh. - As a matter of fact,"
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