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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Camel (S02E02)

"- You wanna do this? - I told you before."
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"and I don't like that term."
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"But at least we don't specialize in losing... Like you guys."
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"Sewage, let's roll."
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"Damn!"
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"How does sewage always get the hottest interns?"
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"Guys, this department has the chance"
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"to design something that could be in this building forever."
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"This could be our legacy."
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"I thought building a park on lot 48 was gonna be our legacy."
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"Look at Madonna... Great singer, amazing arms."
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"Look at O.J. Simpson... Heisman trophy winner, naked gun."
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"No offense, Leslie, but I'm not an artist."
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"That's not true. I've seen your fingernails."
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"I pay someone to do this."
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"Really?"
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"I'm ordering all of you to design a mural."
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"And it needs to be breathtaking and moving and historical"
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"and better than every department, and you have one hour."
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"Designers, make it work."
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"Tim Gunn."
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"You, my friend, are ready to go dancing."
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"All right, next."
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"Business is booming."
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"Hey, Ron, how about you? Need a little dog waxin'?"
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"- What? - Beat it."
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"This is Ron Swanson we're talking about."
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"Pulling himself up by his bootstraps."
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"Child labor laws are ruining this country."
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"that's practically its own toe."
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"it's been reduced to a faint growl."
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"We are all finished."
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"Next!"
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"Shouldn't let your friends cut in line. It's not good business."
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"- That guy's my friend. - Right."
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"I'm saying..."
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"You shouldn't let your friends cut in line."
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"So what are you looking for exactly?"
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"I don't know, man."
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"The spirit of Pawnee. That's all I got."
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"Just something that seems personal that only I could have done."
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"I have no interest in non-nude images."
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"Dude, what the hell kind of art is this?"
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"Looks like a lizard puking up skittles!"
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"I'm an abstract expressionist."
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"No, you're a con artist, and I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks."
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"But the Parks department has done so much for me"
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"Oh, God."
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"I know everything about this town and these murals,"
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"and that's why this is a dream come true... Literally."
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"But then it turned into a nightmare because the mural started talking,"
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"My piece is truly gonna capture the spirit of Pawnee."
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"Never understood the term elbow grease."
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"Just hard work."
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"Oh, no... Shoot."
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"Actually, it looks like I scuffed this one."
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"Do you need your money back? 'Cause I already spent it."
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"Never mind."
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"I think I'll just take another full polish."
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"Can I cut in line again?"
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"I have no idea what I'm doing,"
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"Okay, let's get goin' with the spirit of Pawnee."
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"- Ann, you go first. - Okay."
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"Since it's the Parks department,"
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"I thought I would design a pretty park."
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"so I just cut some stuff out of a magazine."
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"And you failed."
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"It's dogs and people playing in a park."
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"You can't make art because you are art."
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"Fine. Mine is amazing. It's gonna blow your mind."
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"- I'm not sure what I'm looking at. - It's abstract, Leslie."
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"Over here, you got some shapes."
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"And then you come over to this side..."
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"Each shape is its own thing..."
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"it really gives you a sense of..."
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"completion."
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"A piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction."
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"Is that normal?"
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"John Mellancamp, Larry Bird,"
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"David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox."
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"Okay, so here's where it gets a little dicey,"
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"'cause there's not that many celebrities from Indiana, so... a NASCAR,"
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"my friend Becky, Ron Swanson..."
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"Do you think he's the best choice for Jesus?"
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"- Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER. - Yeah, he was."
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"Who am I thinking of?"
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"Really good, Jerry."
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"For my murinal,"
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"You said "murinal"."
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"- Anyway, she... - Jerry..."
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"Why don't you put that murinal in the men's room"
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"- Just wanted to show you my art. - Murinal, murinal, murinal!"
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"Disqualified!"
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"It's pointillism."
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"A bunch of rats made out of garbage."
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"And..."
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"This is a tv screen."
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"It'll be like a big flat screen tv,"
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"and it'll play looped video of knee surgeries."
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"like screaming and like eating raw beef and like bleeding,"
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"the mural."
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"I have one question."
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"If we're gonna beatthe others,"
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"June 8, 1922."
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"The Pawnee bread factory burned to the ground."
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"We lost a lot of good bread that day..."
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"As well as several human lives."
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"The point is, we rebuilt Pawnee"
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"when you could have shapes that come alive?"
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"Because it's the most famous event in our town's history,"
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"Look at the oscars. This is our holocaust movie."
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"This is our English Patient."
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"Sounds like you're exploiting the tragedy."
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"Time to vote, everybody."
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"Cast your votes!"
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"May the best, most tragic project win."
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"with six ideas for a mural."
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"And then those six voices came together as a team."
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"We all voted for ourselves, didn't we?"
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"That's a good shoeshine."
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