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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Aquaticism (S07E07)

"- I guess. - Good-bye."
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"Yes... You know, I..."
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"that I somehow belong here."
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"- Okay, then. E-mail us anytime. - Oh, look at this."
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"Your church has some neat activities lined up."
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"Singles mixer tomorrow."
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"That sounds fun."
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"Oh. Is that tomorrow?"
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"Actually, I think that schedule's wrong, Judy."
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"All the singles... (sputters)"
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"died and then, um..."
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"You know, if it's okay with you, I-I'd love to dip my toes"
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"and maybe come back tomorrow, off the clock."
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"Not as Agent Flanley, just as Roger."
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"It's not my name; it's just what I would come back as."
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"I'm coming back. But about my name."
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"My name is Roger."
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"So many jokes all of a sudden."
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"Yeah, well, I guess I'm nervous."
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"- (nervously): I'm not! - Can I interject?"
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"We will see you tomorrow, Roger. If that's your name."
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"I had trouble following your very funny joke."
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"Great! Okay, well, I can't wait to meet more of the congregation"
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"at the singles mixer. Bye! I'll see you tomorrow night!"
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"We don't have a congregation."
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"Right. Crap."
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"(singsongy): But we're all single!"
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"And lying to the IRS is definitely illegal."
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"Singles mixers are not illegal,"
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"but if they're good, they are immoral, am I right?"
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"Dad, come on. We're saving a small-time aquarium."
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"And saving souls. Maybe. You don't know."
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"It sounds like a really, really bad idea."
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"- I'm in! - Wait, what?"
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"Bless you, Mother."
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"Eh, it sounds fun."
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"Singles mixer for a good cause."
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"Let's go. Why not?"
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"Uh, because it's fraud?"
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"- Right? Anybody? - What?"
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"Don't you want to say you saved an aquarium?"
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"You owe it to the fish. With all those poops you've flushed"
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"- into the ocean. - That's not how flushing works,"
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"Mort, Teddy, what do you say?"
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"Are you kidding? I was born single."
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"I was gonna pick up my mom at the airport tomorrow night,"
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"but... she can take a cab."
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"She's not that blind. I mean, she can still see shapes."
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"And, remember, you're all devout Aquaticists."
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"Because I'm seeing someone right now,"
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"but I'm always stacking backups!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Pretty convincing mixer, huh?"
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"It's awkward and sad."
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"C-Can I ask you something?"
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"Where did you find this amazing jewelry?"
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"It's like fish but jewelry."
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"- I love it. - You love the jewelry?"
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"- Yeah. - Nobody loves the jewelry."
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"You made all these? Did you go to jewelry school or something?"
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"No. Did you go to IRS school?"
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"- You wish. (laughs) - (chuckles)"
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"- You wish. - You know what, now I'm worried."
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"This might be going too well."
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"That guy is having way too much fun."
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"- Isn't that good? - No. He's never going to leave."
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"to services that don't exist."
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"Are we gonna have to raise our children in this church?"
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"- Ah! - Guys, we got to make him"
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"Hello, all. Agent Flanley, you are really starting"
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"to get into this religion, aren't you?"
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"Aquaticism isn't for everyone."
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"well, let's just say, challenging."
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"Challenging? How so?"
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"To join Aquaticism, you have to..."
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"Don't... don't... No, I mean you... Oh, boy, do you."
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"Yeah. don't jellyfish sting?"
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"- and sting and sting and sting! - Ah. Ah. Ow, ow, ow."
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"It's awful!"
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"It's like circumcision for your whole body,"
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"But it's the only way to show you're truly dedicated."
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"And also you can't eat ice cream, you can't go"
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"to the movies, and you have to sleep in your jeans."
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"(quietly): That should do it."
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"(sipping) Hello. I'm Bob."
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"Hello. I'm Linda."
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"I noticed you sauntering over here."
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"Yeah, I noticed you drinking over here."
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"Uh, a lot."
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"Seems like a single fella like you is using his charm on me."
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"- Is that what I'm seeing? - I might be making"
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"a charm-esan sandwich, yeah."
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"I love sandwiches."
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"Yeah, well, you smell like you do."
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"Thank you. You smell, uh, interesting."
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"You got a toothbrush at home or you still shopping around?"
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"How 'bout I, uh, use yours?"
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"I have to say... Bob, was it?"
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"My charm alarm is ringing off the hook."
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"Should I let it go to voice mail and we keep talking?"
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"So, wait, it's an alarm that has voice mail?"
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"I don't... get it."
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"Hello, single people at this mixer"
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"who I've never met before,"
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"or if we have met, it was casually at services."
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"- I'm Teddy. - Hi, Teddy. I'm Bob."
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"Looking good. I mean, it's rather tight."
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"So, who wants a drink? You? You? You?"
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"- I'll have one! - All right. How 'bout you, Bob?"
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"(stammers) I don't..."
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"- you know what I mean? - Teddy, calm down."
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"- What? - It's fine, Bob. It's fun."
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"- It's not fun. - No, it's fun! He's..."
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"I'm gonna go... look at some fish."
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"Oh, my God! I love this song!"
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"Hey, who wants to touch the crabs in my touch tank?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Linda, look at this! It's called a Tuscaloosa Twister!"
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"- So violent and uncomfortable-looking! - Yep!"
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"- May I cut in? - You get the hell out of here, Mort!"
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