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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Aquaticism (S07E07)

"Okay. Did I say the "hon" right? Or..."
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"- No. - All right, fine."
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"I'm gonna go wipe something down."
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"Ew. With your wet hands."
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"- Doing homework. - Oh."
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"- TINA: Fake religion homework. - Wha-- Wait, what?"
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"Nothing."
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"pretty much like an aquarium"
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"with a couple of religious signs slapped up."
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"(laughs)"
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"But it's not, right?"
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"What? No. I mean, it was,"
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"but it-it's not; it's a church."
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"I mean, we're trying to get it registered as a church."
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"- Flanley? Is that your name? - Yes."
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"- Is that... Mexican? - No."
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"Uh, oh, okay."
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"- This is the Aquaticism Youth Group. - The Groupers."
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"They should talk. Now."
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"Yeah, we're the Groupers."
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"Our youth group is very active in the church."
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"You know, it's a wonderful church."
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"So wonderful."
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"And such a church."
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"Go ahead, Agent Flanley, you can ask me anything"
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"in front of the youth group."
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"Oh, um..."
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"I need to see some Aquaticism literature."
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"- I mean, reading it. - It's so good."
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"Eh, it's a little preachy."
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"- Uh... Yep. Ye-- Yep. - See it?"
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"- So you saw that. - Well, I got a glimpse of it."
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"Ooh-la-la."
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"And that formatting."
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"- Well, that's about it. - Oh, great."
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"For the easy questions."
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"- Onto the tough stuff. - Oh, great."
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"Okay, yesterday, in charm school, you were... horrible."
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"- I-I wasn't that bad. - You were,"
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"but fortunately for you, I had an idea."
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"We go with "fun teasing guy.""
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"No touching, just fun teasing."
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"I-I can do that."
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"but tell me what you think I should do."
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"First of all, when you're talking to the customers,"
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"you give 'em the business."
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"A smidge of the business, like this."
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"Watch this, watch me."
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"- Hey, Teddy, slow down. - (grunts)"
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"Your stomach called."
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"It said your mouth needs to chew your food."
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"(laughs, chokes)"
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"(laughing): My stomach called."
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"Wow, it worked on Teddy."
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"- Do it. Go do it. - Uh, okay."
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"- Hey, h-how's everybody doing? - Pretty good."
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"- He wanted a burger. - Mm-hmm."
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"it, uh... it may be his-his last one."
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"(chuckling): Right?"
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"What, do you think that's funny?"
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"What? No. I'm gonna die soon?"
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"No. I'm-I'm just giving you the business, sir."
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"Just a smidge."
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"Send over the girl that touches you."
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"- Get outta here. - Okay. Lin!"
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""does your church have"
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"a distinct ecclesiastical government,""
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"you mean, do we..."
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"We do, of course, have all those things."
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"So much. Almost too much."
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"Hey, have we shown you the touch tank yet?"
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"Okay, we can come back to that question."
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"And a bunch of the other ones."
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"Let me tell you about this touch tank."
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"You could come in here no matter what kind of day you had,"
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"no matter what Tammy told Jocelyn you did in P.E.,"
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"that you really did but hoped no one saw--"
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"not nose-picking, just a quick pick--"
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"for a little while, and it's like you're a starfish in a tide pool."
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"And nothing bothers a starfish in a tide pool..."
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"You should give it a whirl."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"I don't, I don't think so, no."
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"You might like it, Agent Flanley."
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"Yeah, get in there."
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"(laughs) All right, all right, for a second."
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"- Oh, that is brisk. - Pick up a cucumber."
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"Oh, oh. Ooh."
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"Sorry about that. Sorry."
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"- I touched your sea cucumber. - Oh."
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"Wow! Are they, uh, are they supposed to be this ugly?"
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"(laughing): Or, or is it sick?"
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"Who's to say?"
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"It's true that they're not very attractive,"
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"and they move very slowly."
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"But you know why sea cucumbers are great?"
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"Uh, no, I don't, I don't know why."
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"Because they eat the stuff that no one else in the ocean wants."
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"And what they poop out is cleaner than what they take in."
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"So basically, these ugly- slash-beautiful creatures"
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"just go along, constantly making things better"
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"than when they found it."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"You would not believe the crap"
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"(laughing): Yeah."
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"I mean, how gullible does everyone think I am?"
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"But this religion,"
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"what you've got here..."
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"- is special. - It is?"
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"It is."
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"It's beautiful and thoughtful."
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"It's answering questions I didn't even know I had."
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"These are all the tax documents you need"
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"- You're all set. - Really?"
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"You remember where you parked?"
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"Uh, do you need help to your car?"
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"Judy, do you validate?"
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"Only spiritually."
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"- (laughing) - Okay."
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"Well, this is good-bye,"
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