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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Aquaticism (S07E07)

"Yeah, but I didn't have a penny,"
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"No. Just doing a detail job on the urchin's anus."
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"Good work if you can get it."
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"No. The aquarium is shutting down."
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"Well, I mean, they make gifts."
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"And-And charming's what gets tips."
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"Why don't you, uh, show us what you got?"
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"(whispering): Terrible."
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"Ah, you just need a little tune-up, is all."
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"Do not ask us to work because we've been hustling"
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"our little tushes off all morning."
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"Oh, yeah? Where you been?"
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"Just because a man's e-mail address has Tony Danza in it"
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"So?"
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""Please provide a brief history of the church.""
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"Judy, type faster, huh?"
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"and a place to go after school."
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"Judy, could you type a little faster?"
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"Okay, okay. Oh, boy."
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"Did we save the aquarium?"
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"Judy, you got this, right? We're gonna skedaddle."
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"- How's the burger, hon? - Great."
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"All right, hon."
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"Ew. What was that?"
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"- Hon. - Ugh."
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"- What? - You know what?"
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"- Making a religion. - What?"
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"Huh. Would you like to meet our youth group?"
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"Oh, we just finished the literature."
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"Did you see the drawings?"
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"Ah. That's a good one, Lin. Eh."
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"Bob. Charm school."
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"- We're celebrating Marty's birthday. - Mm-hmm."
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"(chuckling): Well, by the looks of Marty,"
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"you can put your hands in the tank"
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"I think we could all learn from the sea cucumber."
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"All right, well, here you go."
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"into Aquaticism, so to speak,"
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"I'm kidding. Not about coming back."
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"Guys, lying about having a fake church is probably immoral."
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"but, fine, I'll go."
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"Did I hear something about a singles mixer?"
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"That feels right. We might be good here."
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"You know, I make it myself."
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"He's gonna want to come back week after week"
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"How long do we have to keep coming to this place?"
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"You know, I'm n... I'm not gonna lie, I'm... I-I am feeling it."
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"Because our baptism ceremony is,"
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"submerge yourself in the jellyfish tank."
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"- Oh, God, you do? - Yeah. D... Judy."
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"except your penis."
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"So, yeah, that's Aquaticism for ya. Have fun at the mixer!"
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"You want a drink? You look like you could use one."
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"Why don't you loosen up? It's a mixer,"
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"Well, he hit me on the shoulder, so I didn't like that."
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"I-Is it always like this at the church,"
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"- 'Kay. - Oh, you're taking off your... shirt."
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"I-I don't think it's, um..."
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"Okay, so do I go into shock? Is there a medic on hand?"
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"- Okay. Here we go. One! Two! - (protesting)"
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"It's not a real religion! We lied to get out of paying taxes!"
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"Can you please just get out?!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh, God! Oh!"
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"Did you order three children?"
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"So, you guys are here because... ?"
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"Man, we must have done quite a job to make a smart guy like you"
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"- Even our red flags? - Yeah."
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"Wait, you had a crush on Judy?"
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"No, wait, Roger, don't give up on Judy."
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"- Getting the big tips. - Kinda."
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"So, Judy, you think you might want to give Roger a chance?"
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"I had a thought. That's why I came over."
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"Okay. Let's do it! The two-cup thing."
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"I'm gonna look at this one. Gene, you want"
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"♪ Tusca, Tusca ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"LOUISE: Tina, wrap it up, huh?"
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"You've been at the touch tank forever."
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"But I haven't even touched the sea cucumber."
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"He's playing hard to get."
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"Have you done the penny crusher yet?"
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"so I crushed our house key."
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"So, yeah, I think we've done all there is to do here."
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"Oh, hi, Judy. Feeding time, huh?"
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"Sure is, but it looks like"
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"I won't be able to do it much longer."
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"Why? Did the sea urchin learn how to brush its own anus?"
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"- Wait, what? - Huh?"
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"- Makes sense. - The aquarium is shutting down?"
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"- I know. - But why?"
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"Well, it's never been much of a moneymaker,"
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"and this year I can't even pay my taxes."
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"But the aquarium can't close. We love this place. Right?"
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"I mean, right?"
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"Eh, we're not as touchy-fishy as you are."
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"Nobody is."
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"Question: have you considered making more money?"
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"I have. That's why I expanded the key chain section"
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"to include my handmade jewelry."
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"You just need more people in here."
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"We could try to rustle up some customers for you."
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"We do it all the time for our family's restaurant."
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"Hey, guy walking by,"
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"do you love aquariums? Sure you do."
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"I can tell by the way you're avoiding eye contact with me."
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"You, lady with the stroller."
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"Want to take a break and sit down for the low, low price"
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"of four dollars for adults, two dollars for kids under 12?"
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"No? Okay."
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"Then it's your fault this place is closing. Monsters."
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"And... we cleared the entire block."
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"(laughs) Okay, have a good one."
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"Wait, they tipped you eight dollars?"
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"- Yup. - Geez. That's a huge tip."
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"I-I don't get tips like that."
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"Of course not."
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"Wait, why "of course not"?"
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"Oh, nothing. Never mind."
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"No. What do you mean, Lin?"
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"Sometimes you can come off a little surly."
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