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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Essence of Cleveland (S02E02)

"Favorite food: Cool Ranch."
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"Cleveland, the reason you love me..."
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"...isn't because I know every little thing about you."
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"The reason you love me is because I'm Donna."
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"You pursued me for 25 years."
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"I was your prize, Cleveland."
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"...which medications might kill you, I am the sun..."
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"...and you're the moon revolving around me."
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"Doesn't the moon revolve around the Earth?"
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"- Ooh! Check out the hardwood floors. - It says they're all original."
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"Peg and groove. Gorgeous."
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"But with intent to dream."
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"- Damn straight, my friend. - No, you said it."
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"I mean, there I was, needing medical attention."
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"- She didn't know my blood type... - B negative."
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"...what I'm allergic to... - Penicillin and water chestnuts, duh."
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"...or which medications I take."
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"Zyrtec, Prevacid, Lamisil, Lunesta, Xanax, Celebrex, Flomax, and HGH."
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"And as of Thursday, Lipitor."
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"Recessed shower bench. That's where I'd live."
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"I cannot take a bad picture."
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"Somebody is obsessed with me."
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"- Do you gentlemen have any questions? - Yes."
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"What's the current owner's name so I can rub it in my wife's face."
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"Sorry, I'm not allowed to disclose that information..."
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"We'll take it."
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"Now, if you'll just sign these closing papers."
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"What? Why?"
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"We broke up."
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"You know, we probably could've just Googled the address."
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"Google? What, are we making up words now?"
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"- Cleveland. - I have news."
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"Apparently, I'm someone's prize too."
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"A real live woman by the name of Patricia Donner."
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"You mean Fatty Patty from back in high school?"
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"I knew that name sounded familiar."
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"Los back boobs."
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"What's she saying?"
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"Well, I think it's great that you're a prize to Fatty Patty..."
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"...since everybody knows fat girls are, oh, so choosy."
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"What's so funny? Is Nurse Jackie on?"
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"I don't have to sit here and take this."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Is your obese mother home?"
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"The hell it is."
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"Fell off the porch."
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"]LAUGHING]"
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"So you saw the photos I have of you."
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"I swear I'm not a stalker."
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"Oh, sure. That's what my last stalker said."
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"I'm just kidding. She's on the Today show now."
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"It's a hot-air balloon."
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"They're kind of my thing, ever since I was a kid."
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"I guess because I was overweight, I liked the idea of being..."
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"...well, lighter than air, you know?"
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"Then I guess the movie Up is a dork. Not."
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"It was a very successful motion picture."
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"Cleveland, seeing you takes me back to tenth grade."
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"High school must have been tough for a girl of your circumference."
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"When those kids stole my bike..."
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"Ha! Remember pay phones? Those were the days."
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"I mean, where would Superman change now?"
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"Oh, and, God, I was so into you."
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"...of that controversial radio station you ran out of your basement."
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"... and our stupid parents who just don't understand."
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"And our stupid government..."
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"... telling me what I can and can't do with my body."
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"But first, let's take a ride on "Electric Avenue.""
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"Oh, no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue"
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"Last I had heard, you left the foreign service and moved to Rhode Island..."
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"...to work in a deli. - I owned a deli. Smell."
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"Mm. You still smell like bologna."
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"And then you move back just when I'm moving away."
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"And my biological clock is ticking like a bomb."
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"- I call my uterus the Hurt Locker. - Ha!"
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"Donna is lucky she snapped up the one great guy in Stoolbend."
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"- I mean, who still uses a pay... - Okay, Cleveland."
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"With a little "I don't take you for granted" strawberry jam?"
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"... to Middle-Aged Slobs Yelling at Each Other About Building a Motorcycle."
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"- What are you doing with this chopper? - I'm waiting on a tire."
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"- You knock it off. - Damn it. Zachary Quinto needs this bike."
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"Man, now I'll never see them..."
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"Well, Donna, I spent the day with my admirer."
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"I don't want you to feel threatened or anything but..."
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"Threatened? Please."
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"I think it's great you've got somebody worshipping you for once."
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"You've never had that, have you, Cleveland?"
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"I don't notice anything because I don't take my job seriously."
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"Hey, why don't you invite Fatty Patty over for dinner?"
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"She's probably Ionely."
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"And I know she likes dinner."
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"All right, you know what? I will invite her to dinner."
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"Of course you will. You do whatever I tell you."
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"...to be sure it's to Fatty Patty's liking. - Oh, for her you do it?"
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"...pointed right at my face? - Oh, no reason."
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"I'll get it."
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"Donna, doesn't Patty look good?"
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"I've gotta say, I am impressed."
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"Thanks. I'd be happy to share my secrets whenever you decide you're ready."
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"For one thing, you might wanna stop frying everything twice."
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"...do you remember when you won the President's Physical Fitness Award?"
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"I'm sure you remember, Donna."
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"- Oh, yeah, it was 1980... - '83."
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"Lower your calves and sit down, fool."
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"Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively?"
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"Oh, I'm a little rusty, but:"
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"- When did you learn to...? - Hey, Patty, just out of curiosity..."
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"...how do you spell my name?"
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"C-L-E-V-E-L-A-N-D. Who doesn't know that?"
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""Whenever you decide you're ready.""
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"About ready to punch you in your skinny head."
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"Watching you and Patty, I mean."
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"You are not to see that woman ever again."
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"For how can the sun be jealous of the moon?"
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"Isn't that crazy? I'd never cheat on her."
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"But try not to pour it seductively. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Ah."
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"Although, it's not that crazy that you and I would be together."
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"Actually, kind of a lot."
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"I have to confess, I kind of have this fantasy..."
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"Making beautiful love on each other."
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