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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Essence of Cleveland (S02E02)

"And a roll of quarters."
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"The hat. Please tell me they saved the hat."
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"B negative."
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"- Does he take any medications? - I don't think so."
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"Sweet greens and histamines."
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"...and you only broke your thumb. - Stop changing the subject."
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"- Really? Just like the city? - Yes."
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"I was conceived during the seventh inning stretch..."
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"...of an Indians game."
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"Blood type: O positive. Bra size: 36 B and D."
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"- What? - Let's be honest."
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"And all through those years, you kept your eyes on the prize."
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"You don't need me to know your likes and dislikes, your shoe size..."
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"I'll tell you what the moon doesn't do. The moon doesn't question the sun."
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"You know what else is gorgeous? Touring open houses with no intent to buy."
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"Huh. Hey, Cleveland, there's a photo of you over here."
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"No. This one is definitely you."
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"Hmm. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah."
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"Class."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Take that, Donna."
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"...unless you're buying the house. - I see."
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"Congratulations, gentlemen, on your new home."
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"- What? - Patricia Donner?"
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"Los back boobs."
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"I'm completely lost."
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"I bet you he's gonna cry."
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"Yup, he crying."
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"Cleveland? It's me, Patty."
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"Sorry if it seemed forward..."
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"Normally I get all winded during my showers, but not today."
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"Then she killed herself on our doorstep. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- Stay away from me, Hoda. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"Killer tat. You got ink. I've been thinking about getting inked up with some tats."
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"Huh, God, I sound like such a dork."
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"Because you like balloons? Ha."
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"...you gave me a dime so I could call for a ride home."
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"No way. He'd have to be way too small, wouldn't work."
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"No one gets us, you know?"
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"Why are you moving?"
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"I hope she appreciates what she's got."
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"...about as much as people appreciate pay phones these days."
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"I've never heard of these brands."
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"We now return..."
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"- When is it coming in? - I don't know."
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"- Do I look like I work at the tire store? - Hey, knock it off."
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"Well, there's Junior."
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"But he also worships airport security workers."
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"Go right on through, sir."
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"You didn't tell me to pop and lock out of here."
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"I just dropped everything in the deep fryer a second time..."
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"Why are you setting up the video camera on a tripod..."
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"It's bad for you. Hey, speaking of getting in shape..."
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"Remember? It was only one of the biggest events of my life."
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"I've never seen anyone do calf raises like Cleveland."
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"Aw, don't make me do my calf raises. Oh, all right."
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"I think I can spell the name of the city where you were conceived..."
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"D-A-W-N-A."
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"Donna."
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"Why, Donna, you're not jealous, are you?"
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"I was whistling the anthem for weeks after that."
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"She's worried something might happen between us."
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"Suddenly I'm a seductress? Ha, ha."
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"And to be honest, I have thought about us being more than friends."
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"...about soaring through the clouds on a hot-air balloon."
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"I'm not really accepting..."
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"...tied naked to a stranger's bed."
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""Dear Cleveland.""
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"Huh, still has fat-girl handwriting."
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"Which is perfect for deviant sex acts."
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"Let's not blame the victim here. She made glove to me."
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"And I wasn't even awake to enjoy it."
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"...stripping you, tying you up, and stealing your "jazzmatazz"?"
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"Wait a minute. Is he going to play with my toys?"
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"He better not touch my Lite-Brite. I got a clown on there."
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"You're right. Donna, if you wanted to inseminate yourself..."
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"Meet me there after you figure it out."
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"What this woman did to me was a crime against all men everywhere."
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"So we're gonna find the hot-air balloon..."
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"...where she's planning to artificially inseminate herself..."
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"Well, there it is."
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"Holt, give me your 600-dollar binoculars."
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"There she is. Let's go."
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"- Patty! - Huh?"
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"Babies back, babies back Babies back, babies back"
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"Cleveland's potential kids"
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"Sorry, but it's the Hippocratic oath."
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"- But that doesn't exist. - Oh."
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"- Donna. - I dug up the old yearbook..."
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"...and saw that Patty's senior wish was to have sex with you in a hot-air balloon."
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"- Hurtful. - You can do better than a man..."
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"Oh, Donna. You do know me."
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"All is forgiven."
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"I didn't do anything wrong."
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"...that I didn't see everything else."
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"Yuck. Dr. Fist, hold your fire."
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"- I'm not going through with it. - Aw."
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"Aw, you won't. You're too crazy."
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"No!"
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"It's laundry day."
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"Drop your weapons."
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"Trying on a hat Yes, I'm trying on..."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"Stay with us, Cleveland."
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"I need his medical information."
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"- What's his blood type? - I think maybe A positive?"
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"- What? - No meds."
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"I take nine pills a day."
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"- Is he allergic to penicillin? - Uh, I'm gonna say no."
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"Wait, I'm extremely allergic to..."
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"Help. Throat closing. Sound like old jazz musician:"
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"I can't believe a van crashed into you at 70 miles an hour..."
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"Look at this. The only thing you knew was my name."
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"And you spelled it wrong."
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"It's not C-L-E-A...?"
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"C-L-E-V-E-L-A-N-D."
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"Why? Were you born there?"
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