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Clips from South Park - Tsst (S10E10)

"You know that's not the point."
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"would be to saw through his leg."
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"that there are boundaries, m'kay."
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"But you don't know what it's like..."
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"It's not him, it's you, Eric."
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"- My mom's the best mom - My mom's the best mom"
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"Mrs. Cartman, I know this is extremely difficult,"
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"We've gathered a team of world-class nannies"
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"to help families in crisis."
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"Mom, I need another energy drink!"
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"Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now."
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"Right, then I'm going to have to take it."
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"until we've done some chores."
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"No?"
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"All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now."
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"Eric, you need to listen to me."
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"All right, I've dealt with this before."
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"Because you took my Xbox."
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"What else are you feeling, Eric?"
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"Because I don't understand why you became a nanny."
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"Well, because I love children."
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"Oh, I just never had kids."
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"Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married."
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"But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile."
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"That's it! I'm not doing this."
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"This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable."
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"I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement."
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"When good dogs go bad, there's one man who's their best friend."
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"I am the Dog Whisperer."
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"I'm just letting the child know I'm not interested in him."
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"Let him know we are having a conversation."
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"I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise."
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"- I'm not fat. - ...that we need to let him burn off."
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"See, once again I am the one going for a walk."
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"Mom, don't you love me? Can't you see I'm unhappy right now?"
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"Give me. Give me the chicken. Give me some chicken."
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"What are you doing? I want chicken."
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"Give me some goddamn chicken!"
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"the child's attempt at aggressive, dominant behaviour."
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"God damn it, I am not a dog!"
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"Give me chicken! Give me chicken! Give me chicken!"
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"We need him to become relaxed and submissive."
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"You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant."
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"- Suck my asshole, taco bender. - See?"
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"God damn it, this is..."
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"This is a good opportunity for you to relax"
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"and enjoy your favourite hobby."
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"I ran away from home."
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"Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away."
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"I don't have anywhere to sleep. I'm out on the streets."
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"No, my parents won't let me bring homeless people home any more."
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"I just..."
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"Who's your best friend?"
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"What's my last name?"
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"Yes, well, hopefully you've learned your lesson."
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"Make me something to eat."
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"- Oh, God damn it. - Oh, look, it came back."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Shoulders back, head high."
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"This is a relaxed, submissive state."
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"Oh, my goodness. I can't believe it."
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"let's go enjoy a nice, quiet cup of tea."
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"The best part is I'm not letting him boss me around any more."
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"Good, Ms. Cartman, sounds like you're treating your son"
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"but that inside he's still the same angry, spoiled child."
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"eventually you will see a change in the personality."
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"Guys, listen up."
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"Kill your mom?"
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"but without her trying to run my life."
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"having given me enough time to get down to Perkins"
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"Dude, we're not killing your mom."
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"with a pillow and Kyle can shoot her in the face."
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"No, Cartman!"
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"Oh, well, how about I just do everything? How does that sound?"
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"Fine! I'll do it by myself."
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"Maybe..."
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"World doesn't revolve around me."
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"He's doing things for himself now"
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"And when he gets older, he'll be able to be your friend, too."
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"I've got to get back to Los Angeles."
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"I'm gonna go upstairs and make my bed now."
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Mrs. Cartman, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay?"
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"Little Billy Turner is now being treated at the hospital."
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"Eric, why would you do such a thing?"
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"I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle"
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"to the school flagpole."
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"Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle"
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"to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw"
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"and then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk"
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"and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time"
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"That's very naughty, Eric."
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"Well, he called me chubby."
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"We have tried at this school to make Eric understand"
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"But, frankly, we believe his behavioural problems start at home."
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"I know. I know he's out of control."
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"I'm sorry, it's just that he seems to get worse every day."
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"He just never listens!"
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"Well, nice going, asshole, you made my mom cry."
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"Sure you do. You're a great mom."
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"Who's got the greatest mom in the world?"
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"I do"
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"My mom is number one in my heart It's true"
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"- Better than your mom - Better than your mom"
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"- Let's sing it together in harmony - Let's sing it together in harmony"
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"but there is help out there for people like you."
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"Have you ever heard of a show called Nanny 911?"
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"Shut up. I hate you. I hate you!"
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"Kids completely out of control."
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"Look, I'm skating. I'm skating."
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"It's time to call Nanny 911."
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"Parents of America, help is on the way."
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"Tonight..."
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"This eight-year-old son of a single parent just won't behave."
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"And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight."
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"It's time for Nanny Stella to show Eric Cartman"
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