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Clips from The Simpsons - I Married Marge (S03E03)

"But, Marge, this one came with a free corncob pipe."
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"Well, what color is it-- blue or purple?"
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"''If a test should fail..."
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"to a doctor set sail.''"
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"I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix..."
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"And I have the same tightness in my chest..."
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"and profuse sweating I always get."
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"Sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games."
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"Homer, you turn the blades too fast."
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"That's better."
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"Ah, beautiful."
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"Keep this up..."
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"The feel-good story of the year."
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"It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans."
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"Don't you ever, ever talk that way about television."
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"can't-keep-their, what-do-you-call-it..."
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"in that ugly meatball."
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"Mmm."
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"You mean like will apes be our masters?"
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"No, how you plan to earn a living."
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"What do you think about?"
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"You don't have to do that."
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"Really?"
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"It must be the Champale talking."
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"There's been a murder in Hawaii."
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"Well..."
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"joined the castle club."
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"Well, Miss Bouvier..."
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"why you've been throwing up in the morning."
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"Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful."
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"No! Because you'll never do any better."
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"it'll destroy me and make me a criminal."
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"I wrote down what I was going to say on a card."
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"Is this it?"
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"''Marge, from the first moment I saw you..."
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"I don't have much to offer you except all my love."
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"That's the card."
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"this is the most beautiful moment of my life."
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"Yeah, she's going to marry me!"
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"If the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?"
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"The baby's name will be Kool Moe Dee Simpson."
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"Ariel."
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"You know, I had this very same discussion..."
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"If the baby's a boy..."
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"- Bob? - Slob."
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"Wow. I'll take that ring."
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"Here's your license."
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"Get this punched every time."
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"This marriage is gonna last forever."
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"No matter how many times I hear that..."
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"it always makes me laugh."
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"a lot of stains on the ceiling."
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"Marge, I'm sorry."
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"but you are how I pictured my husband."
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"but you're just as nice."
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"We are gathered here in the sight of God..."
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"Look what I got, Marge."
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"I hear they pay pretty well."
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"I heard radiation can make you sterile."
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"But it won't be my old frat buddy..."
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"Lou Collier."
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"Smithers, you keg-meister, you."
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"If I didn't know better, I'd swear..."
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"I push myself too hard."
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"I'm kind of a goof-off--"
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"Stuff starts disappearing--"
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"Mmm... mmm."
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"Story of my life."
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"Oh, Homey."
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"Wow."
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"is a man with a good job."
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"Oh, hello, young man."
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"Here. Shake hands with the Slash-Co."
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"Hey! Who wants to get rich today?"
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"- Me! Me! - Me!"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm here for the baby's things."
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"and although I can give them to you..."
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"they will be repossessed..."
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"for the baby..."
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"You know how it turns out."
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"the responsible head of a household."
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"Can we have a can of frosting for lunch?"
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"Homer!"
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"This taco is full of hair."
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"Oh."
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"with their stainless steel lunch boxes."
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"They get doughnuts!"
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"Marge, what are you doing up?"
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"You need rest."
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"What the hell."
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"Marge, I've got 2½/ words for you."
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"Gulp 'n' Blow."
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"Homer!"
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"No, Marge, I can't."
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"I mean, look at me."
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"I'm a trainee."
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"Marge..."
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"I knocked you up."
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"No, because I love you."
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"Come home soon."
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"You the boss?"
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"Listen, Mr. Big Shot..."
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"and got trapped in a closet on his way out."
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"I don't care."
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"You mean...?"
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"I'll remember that name."
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"Listen, fat boy--"
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"If you wanna stay..."
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"Good God!"
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"Somebody will cover for me."
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"As long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes..."
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"He did that on purpose!"
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"your mother and I were blessed twice more..."
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"and not a day goes by we don't thank God for all three of you."
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"Yes!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?"
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"Okay, let's see."
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"''Ahoy, mateys."
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