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Clips from The Simpsons - Saturdays of Thunder (S03E03)

"I don't care who wins, as long as one of us beats that guy."
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"- Same here. - Careful, boys."
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"[ Boy ] Help! Help!"
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"- What was that? - You didn't hear nothing!"
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"As three-time soap box derby champion Ronnie Beck says..."
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"Ahh, thanks, guys."
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"[ Martin Screaming ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Martin Screaming ]"
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"Owee! Owee! Owee! Ow!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Young man, this stress fracture..."
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"You're lucky to be alive."
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"Is it okay to visit?"
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"[ Chuckling ] Of course."
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"Hey, man, cool crash."
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"I wish I could build 'em like you."
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"That racer transformed me into the twisted creature..."
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"I'll never race again."
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"If you don't race, Nelson will win."
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"Even if I wanted to, I'm in no shape to do it."
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"Unless-- Bart, will you drive my car?"
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"If I drove someone else's, it'd kill him."
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"On the other hand, I'll do it."
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"I don't know how to say this, but I don't wanna drive your car."
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"The car has a few bugs, but we're Team Simpson."
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"Dad, I love you, but you taught me to win."
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"- When did I teach you that? - I picked it up somewhere."
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"If I drive Martin's car, I can win."
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"I'll just sit here in Li'l Lightnin' which the Simpsons built..."
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"Ohh!"
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"Dad. Can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's?"
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"I scheduled a tetanus booster."
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"Maybe I'm being a little anal but barefoot season's coming up..."
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"then you'll ride home with someone who has a faster car."
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"D'oh!"
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"Dr. Hibbert, Lisa needs a--"
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"You! Home wrecker!"
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"But rest assured, your son loves you."
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"You certainly gave that boy the heebie-jeebies."
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"- Now, don't pout. - I'm not pouting. You are."
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"I've always said you were a good father."
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"I've always defended you when people put you down."
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"- That's for sure. - She ain't lying."
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"But I guess I was wrong. You are a bad father."
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"Leave me alone."
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"[ TVAnnouncer] Good morning, everybody..."
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"the soap box derby."
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"In just minutes these junior Al Unser,Jrs..."
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"will lock horns."
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"Building a soap box racer."
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"Huh?"
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"Three-time soap box derby champion, Ronnie Beck."
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"Shut up, Flanders. Flanders!"
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"Flanders! Flanders. Uh-- Uh--"
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"When should a boy start dating?"
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"- There are two schools of thought on the subject-- - Great! Thanks!"
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"I talked to Flanders about parenting!"
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"I'm a perfect father!"
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"Are you Mary Tyler Moore?"
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"[ Burps ]"
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"If she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands..."
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"or you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators."
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"- What did I just tell you? - Kill spectators."
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"drinking a beer, staring at the TV."
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"I've never seen him like that."
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"Forget about your father! You're driving for me now."
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"[ Emcee ] Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Announcer] Like the elegant Roman in Judah Ben-Hur..."
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"[ Camera Clicking ]"
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"from Le Bourget Field."
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"[ Emcee ] And now, to present the trophy..."
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"Congratulations, Bart."
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"I was alone out there..."
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"I might remind you both I did design that racer."
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"The driver is essentially ballast."
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"The better man won, Simpson. You can really drive."
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"Thanks, Nelson. Put her there."
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"# Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha #"
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"Mom, I never won before. I may never win again."
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"[ Both ] # Na-na, na-na-na #"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Buck Henderson, Union Buster..."
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"Not so fast, Troy."
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"Ooh! That's one clean tombstone."
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"uh, 201 2, yeah."
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"Stupid kid."
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"- Come on, live a little. - No, thank you."
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"Death by Knockout, Blood on the Ice."
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"but my love for my kids has given me plenty of happy days.''"
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"For six seasons and two Pro Bowls he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone..."
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"- There's a test I want you to take. -[ Bone Snaps ]"
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"Oh, really? Maybe you should go out to the garage and see."
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"Hey, so it is."
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"I'm a bad father."
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"[ Man ] National Fatherhood Institute. Please hold."
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"Don't you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology."
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"his face alight with wholesome mischief."
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"Now get out of here!"
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"[ Crowd Gasping ]"
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"I don't know if I should."
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"We've got a lot of work to do on the car."
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"Ow."
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"Why? What's wrong?"
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"and there's a world of rusty nails out there."
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"This is how you get your kicks, isn't it, Lisa?"
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"Mr. Simpson, you have every right to be angry."
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"- [ Growls ] - [ Screams ]"
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"[ Hibbert Laughs ]"
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"Huh? ''Name your son's hobbies.''"
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"''Name one of your child's friends.''"
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"It's my dad-- lying there on the couch..."
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"Ha! Ha!"
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"Loser!"
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"You know, there is such a thing as being a bad winner."
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"Homie, we're back."
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