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Clips from The Simpsons - Saturdays of Thunder (S03E03)

"[ All ] Boo!"
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"[ Riviera ] But how can I make it lower than $39.95?"
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"[ McClure ] Find a way."
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"- If stuff starts flying just turn your head. - Check."
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"[ Riviera ] Okay. I'll throw in a fourth bottle..."
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"the applicator glove..."
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"and a state of Kansas Jell-O mold--"
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"$29.95."
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"- [ Audience Cheering ] - D'oh! D'oh!"
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"[ Quavering ]"
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"- Homer, be nice. - Okay, I will. I will."
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"Patty, Thelma, what a pleasant surprise!"
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"What do you know. He's wearing pants."
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"I owe you lunch."
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"[ Patty ] Ugly."
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"Ugly. Butch."
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"What's the matter? Can't you find a hairstyle you like?"
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"Hold the phone. That's the one for me."
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"Mary Tyler Moore."
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"- Mmm. - Mmm. - Mmm."
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"Shh! They'll hear you."
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"We're going to the beauty parlor. You should do something with the kids while I'm gone."
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"I'd love to. D'oh! Did you hear that?"
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"- Everything. - What's the quickest, easiest way to do something with you?"
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"Anything for my little girl."
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"Bart!"
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"You can't weld with such a little flame."
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"Ooh! McBain."
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"McBain, you keep eating them hot links you never gonna make it to a pension."
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"I got me a future. I'm two days away from retirement."
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"are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted."
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"We just christened a boat."
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"[ Gunshots ]"
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"Aaah!"
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"- Yes? - I'm not gonna make it."
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"Oh, stop talking crazy."
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"Get... Mendoza."
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"Mendoza!"
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"- You want to rent it, sir? - Why?"
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"I just saw the best part."
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"Ho, ho!"
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"- Lisa, we're going. - But I can't find Happy Little Allison Tinkly-Winkly Town."
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"Just grab something. All these movies are great."
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"Look at this. ''Test your F.Q.-- Fatherhood Quotient.''"
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"Maybe you should try it on Homer. He'll fail it."
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"Uh-huh. In a second."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"''I don't always keep my cool like the Fonz..."
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"Mmm."
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"They call him the Galloping Gazelle."
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"His habitat-- the frozen tundra of Soldier Field."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Don't mind that clod, Patty."
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"You could turn the world on with your smile."
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"Could you turn off the TV?"
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"-[ Man Screams ] - Oh, great. You made me miss Joe Theisman."
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"This is from the National Fatherhood Institute."
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"It evaluates your knowledge of your son and rates you as a father."
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"Question one. ''Name one of your child's friends.''"
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"Uh, let's see, Bart's friends."
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"Okay. Hank?"
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"Hank? Hank who?"
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"- Hank...Jones. - Homer, you made that up."
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"- Steve McQueen. - That's your hero."
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"''Name another dad you talk to about parenting.''"
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"- Next. - ''What are your son's hobbies?''"
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"He's always chewing on that phone cord."
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"Wait a minute. What are you doing?"
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"- Building a soap box derby racer. - D'oh! That's a hobby."
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"Oh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"You're also fat."
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"Hey, Bart, where did you get the lumber?"
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"''Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine.''"
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"A conventional design."
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"Yeah? Are you building a racer, Martin?"
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"In between other projects."
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"If you'll excuse me, I've booked some time at the wind tunnel."
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"Good-bye, son."
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"Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away."
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"Maybe it's for the best."
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"[ Dave ] For starters, Mr. Simpson..."
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"take this copy of Fatherhood by Bill Cosby."
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"If you want to be a good father, you have to spend time with your son."
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"That's easy for you to say..."
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"I think we're near a breakthrough."
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"Oh, how I envy you."
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"It took years of effort."
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"Step one-- find an activity to share. Does the boy have any interests?"
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"Find something he likes and share in it."
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"Well, he is building a soap box derby racer!"
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"Oh, that would be perfect."
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"Dear God! Not again!"
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"Thanks, but I'm almost done."
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"Sorry, Dad, but three-time soap box derby champion Ronnie Beck..."
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"But you can use me. I'm good."
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"I built a lot of things around the house-- the spice rack..."
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"the bird feeder..."
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"Wait a second."
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"Hmm."
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"''Cosby's first law of intergenerational perversity."
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"''No matter what you tell your child to do..."
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"- Okay, don't use reverse psychology. - All right, I will."
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"Son, I don't think you should let me help you."
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"If you really want to help, clean these paint brushes."
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"He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit."
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"Hmm, yeah."
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"Your father's not supposed to help build your racer..."
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"You're in heat four. Whoa. Where's your helmet?"
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"Helmets are for wusses."
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"To those questioning the value of the space program..."
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"behold!"
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"you can't smoke in the pit area."
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"Fine."
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"Hey, Simpson..."
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"where's your losermobile?"
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"[ Laughing ] Losermobile. Wait a minute."
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"Uh, it's over there, Nelson."
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"Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap."
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