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Clips from South Park - The China Probrem (S12E12)

"Everyone just step over to that wall. I mean it!"
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"- Butters, hold this gun on them. - A gun?"
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"- Hold the gun on them, Butters! - I don't want a gun, Eric!"
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"They're taking over our country, Butters!"
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"This is life or death now! Help me!"
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Everyone get up and get over to that wall! Do it! Move!"
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"We are the American Liberation Front!"
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"And you are all going to pay"
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"This is stupid. I'm leaving."
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"Nobody's going anywhere until the police arrive!"
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"Screw you."
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"You have to shoot him, Butters!"
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"He's gonna warn all the Chinese"
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"and they're gonna kill your parents! Do it!"
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"Oh, dude, you shot him in the dick."
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"That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick."
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"Well, I was just trying to stop him and you said--"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"You never shoot a guy in the dick."
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"Everyone knows that."
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"Shooting a guy in the dick?"
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"That's just... That's just weak."
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"I can't believe you, Butters."
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"My name is Kyle Broflovski."
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"And I..."
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"I want to help prosecute the men responsible."
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"You want to bring Steven Spielberg and George Lucas"
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"to trial for raping Indiana Jones?"
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"I know that I'll have to testify."
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"But I can't let Spielberg and Lucas get away with it."
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"Even if I have to do it alone."
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"You aren't alone."
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"We'll all testify."
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"We can't let them ever do this again."
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"- I love you. - I love you too, Stan."
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"Kids, kids. I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous."
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"- Why? - You don't have a case here."
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"You can't really say that Spielberg and Lucas"
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"raped Indiana Jones in the new film."
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"- Did you see it? - Yes, I saw it, but I..."
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"But I just try not to think about it."
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"I don't know what I saw!"
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"All right, I mean, it was dark in the theater."
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"I mean, maybe things got a little out of hand with the plot,"
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"- but the third act clipped along-- - Indy deserved more than that!"
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"Get out!"
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"Just get the hell out of here!"
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"There you go, Lucas. Stick 'em."
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"All right. All right, Georgie!"
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"Grab his hands."
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"Hey, leave him alone!"
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"Come on, big guy."
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"No, no."
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"Wait."
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"Wait, I--"
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"I want to help!"
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"Look, we don't know what you're talking about."
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"There is no Chinese plan to take over America."
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"These American traitors might have bought your propaganda, but not us!"
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"You with the gun, step out or we will fire upon you."
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"No, you got it wrong. We aren't the Chinese."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"- What? - One of the cops is Chinese!"
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"Goddammit, we're serious. We'll only talk to the President. Stop!"
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"Fire, warning shot, Butters."
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"What? What happened?"
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"- Aw, I did it again? - What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"You don't fuckin' do that."
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"- You don't shoot a guy in the dick. - Okay, I'm sorry."
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"God... dammit."
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"It's all right there in front of you, Detective."
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"Five sworn statements from these..."
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"brave boys. It's now up to you."
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"Are you nuts?"
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"I'm not going out and arresting Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!"
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"But you have to be strong."
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"I didn't see it!"
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"You didn't see the new Indiana Jones movie?"
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"I didn't think anybody here saw it! Did you, Mitch?"
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"Mitch?"
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"Well, well, Indiana Jones."
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"What you doing in our neck of the woods?"
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"Now let's you just drop them pants."
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"- What do you guys want? - Don't say anything. Just do it."
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"Pull off that little ol' bitty... shirt there, too."
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"Them panties, take 'em off."
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"I bet you can squeal like a pig."
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"Squeal."
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"Louder. Get down there, boy."
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"It's okay."
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"No, no, you listen to me!"
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"I have Chinese attackers here and Chinese supporters."
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"If I go outside, there are more Chinese ready to take me down."
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"Defending America is all that matters, Mr. President."
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"Do you understand that I--"
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"- What happened? - They..."
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"Good. Did you kill 'em?"
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"Not exactly."
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"Oh, it stings."
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"It's not where I aimed, honest!"
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"Dude."
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"You know what, Butters? You know what?"
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"if that's how you're gonna do it, Butters."
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"I'm out, man."
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"By, by myself?"
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"I didn't sign up for this."
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"That's it. Kill me. Do whatever."
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"I can no longer conscionably be"
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"Go inside. Move!"
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"George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, we have a warrant for your arrest."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"You got nothing on us!"
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"- Boys, we got 'em. - What?"
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"Spielberg and Lucas."
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"They were raping a stormtrooper when the police broke in."
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"And they found the dead raped bodies of Yoda and Short Round in their closet."
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"They'll never be free to do this again."
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"So what now?"
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"That's what Indy would have wanted."
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