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Clips from South Park - The China Probrem (S12E12)

"We had to get out of there."
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"Did we?"
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"Maybe we could have stopped them."
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"How?"
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"I dream about it every night."
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"Every time I close my eyes, I see us just running away."
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"Running while they rape him over and over again."
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"You can't keep torturing yourself like this, Kyle. Let it go."
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"I'm glad that you guys can just keep living."
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"I don't think I can."
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"I got some splish-splash."
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"Splish-splashy more."
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"- There you are, Butters! - Eric?"
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"And we are the only people who seem to care."
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"but it's like..."
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"everyone's turning a blind eye."
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"The Chinese are taking over the world and nobody's doing anything."
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"It's up to you and me, Butters."
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"I can't stop the Chinese tonight, Eric."
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"I'm supposed to make a model car with my dad."
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"You don't get it, Butters! Our lives are about to change!"
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"The Chinese outnumber us a million to one."
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"Why are they gonna kill my parents?"
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"Because the Chinese hate Americans."
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"That's why I've started the American Liberation Front."
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"A group dedicated to freeing America from Chinese tyranny."
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"- Well, sure! - You and me,"
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"we're going to be the brave little boys who fought back, Butters."
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"Yeah, fuck 'em!"
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"No. No."
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"No. No, we have to stop them."
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"They're raping him. Rape!"
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"- Let's get out of here! - We can't just leave!"
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"- Come on! - Oh, it's horrible!"
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"- Oh, God! - Somebody do something!"
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"I can't watch! Let's get out of here, Kyle!"
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"Why would Spielberg and Lucas do this?"
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"Come on. Let's go!"
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"- Why are they doing this? - Just run!"
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"Oh, God, what have they done?"
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"Why aliens? Aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones movie!"
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"Come on, dude, there's nothing we can do!"
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"Why? Why?"
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"Let's just go! Let's just go!"
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"No. No..."
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"All right, Butters. We're here."
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"- Are you ready? - I'm scared."
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"But I know my country needs me."
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"This is it, Butters. We have to be strong."
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"We're taking down those goddamn Chinese right now."
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"Things could get ugly in there, Butters."
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"But, Eric, why would the Chinese tell us their invasion plans?"
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"Because we're going to make them think we're one of them."
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"And just say "harro" and "prease" a lot."
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"Oh, harro prease! Bing bao ching chong!"
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"Bing bing harro prease."
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"Welcome to P.F. Chang's. I'll be right with you."
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"Eric, those people aren't Chinese."
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"White people in here working for the Chinese."
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"- Starving at their own country. - Can I help you?"
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"Oh, yes. Harro prease. We are Chinese people."
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"Harro prease, Bing bao ching ling."
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"Yeah. Why don't I seat you over here?"
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"Your waitress will be right with you."
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"Ping po ching cho."
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"We've got to sneak our way into the back, Butters."
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"There they are!"
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"Chinese people. There's Chinese people right over there."
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"- You see them? - Yeah."
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"Oh my God. The Chinese are here."
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"Okay, okay, I'm freaked out."
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"- I'm freaking out. - Stay calm, Eric."
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"They're right over there"
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"and they're gonna screaming and banging on those drums and they're--"
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"We need to go over there"
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"- Harro prease. Harro. - Harro, prease."
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"So nice to see other Chinese peaparu."
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"- Bing bong bing bong. - Ching cho fing fong."
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"Yes! Beaun bing ching. Bing fong bing chong."
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"So what are the plans to take over America again?"
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"I forgot."
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"You know, I don't think he's ever going to be the same."
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"We were all in the theater that day."
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"Well, I just try not to think about it."
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"I thought I could go on like before."
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"But after seeing Indiana get raped..."
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"After seeing Indiana get raped, I know I'll never be the same."
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"Do you remember that scene with Indiana in the refrigerator?"
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"It didn't make any sense, Stan."
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"I don't need this now."
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"I just want things to be the way they were!"
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"You can't run from it forever, Stan!"
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"Sooner or later,"
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"we all have to face what we saw."
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"Indiana Jones, all right!"
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"Hey there, Stan! All set to see my new adventure?"
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"It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!"
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"Well, well, hello there, Indiana."
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"You're looking good."
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"No. What are you doing to do to him?"
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"Indy!"
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"Yeah, get his pants down. Get his pants down."
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"Hold him, Lucas. Come on."
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"Now as soon as they tell us their invasion plan,"
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"make a run for that door, okay?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"That's a good one, pig ling."
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"So where were we? Oh, yes, the invasion pwan!"
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"Invasion pwan!"
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"What day is American invasion again? I forget!"
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"Excuse me, miss?"
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"Yes, sir?"
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"No, no! It's okay. We are Chinese perparu."
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"You aren't Chinese."
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"- Oh, my God! - We're busted! What do we do?"
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"- Okay, why don't we go... - Stay back!"
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"Nobody moves, you got that? Don't touch us!"
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"We know what the Chinese are up to."
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"We saw the Olympic opening ceremonies!"
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"The gig is up!"
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