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Clips from South Park - The China Probrem (S12E12)

"Transcript: Arrow et mpm"
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"www.sub-way.fr"
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"No."
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"We gotta do something."
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"Are we just gonna wait until they've taken over the world?"
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"Yeah, he's an idiot, but I'm sorry."
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"Kyle, you can't keep doing this."
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"Maybe you can forget what happened, but I can't."
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"We can't change it now."
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"There was nothing we could do."
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"And because we did nothing, they got away."
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"Goddammit."
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"- Butters, I need your help. - Not now, Eric. I'm indecent!"
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"The Chinese?"
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"I handed out flyers, called together meetings,"
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"We have to stop the Chinese. Now!"
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"I don't want my parents to die."
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"So you'll join the American Liberation Front?"
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"We are not letting them take over our country."
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"Fuck the Chinese."
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"Why are they doing this?"
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"- We can't help him now. - I thought it was pretty good!"
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"No!"
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"We've got to infiltrate and find out the Chinese invasion plans."
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"- Oh my God! Oh my God! - What?"
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"It's already started."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Thank you, Butters. All right."
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"and find out what we can from those Commie rats."
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"As you can see, we are Chinese peoparu ourselves."
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"I don't know what to do about Kyle."
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"And what about you, Stan?"
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"We all saw it happen."
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"No, stop! Rape!"
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"All right, Butters. I think we almost got the Chinese to trust us."
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"These people won't leave us alone."
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"for betraying your country to the Chinese."
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"- Shoot him, Butters! - No!"
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"My friend was raped last Memorial Day weekend."
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"That I'll have to relive what I saw that day."
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"Stan?"
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"Well, well, Indiana Jones. You're looking nice."
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"He's gonna do it right there."
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"Shut up!"
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"Oh, thank God. The police are here! We're safe!"
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"Son of a bitch, how high up does this thing go?"
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"We can't trust anybody here, Butters!"
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"Don't come any closer! We have information"
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"that we will only trust with the President of the United States!"
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"- The President? - Come on men, we're going in!"
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"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"
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"Goddammit Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick?"
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"That is not cool, Butters. That is not cool."
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"It's not okay."
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"Defeating the Chinese won't mean anything"
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"if we do it by going around shooting people in the dick."
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"Remember how that movie made you feel."
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"No!"
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"Mitch?"
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"- Drop? - Just take 'em right off."
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"There boy."
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"I bet you can squeal."
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"Go ahead, squeal. Squeal now."
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"Squeal louder!"
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"Louder! Louder!"
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"Get them britches down. Yes, sir. Come on, squeal."
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"You don't have to feel alone anymore."
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"And I will stop at nothing."
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"tried to come in through the roof. They were gonna take the gun!"
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"I seriously didn't mean it!"
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"Dude!"
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"Forget it."
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"Where you going, Eric?"
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"You take your American Liberation Front and you shove it up your ass!"
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"a part of the American Liberation Front."
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"Break it in."
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"My God!"
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"$700 million box office!"
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"This is bullshit!"
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"Do you think things can ever go back to normal after all this?"
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"What do we do?"
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"We live."
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"finally got 'em for what they did to Indiana Jones, sir."
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"As Americans, our fear of seeing another country become powerful"
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"shoot people in the dick like that."
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"You think about it."
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""The China Probrem""
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"Welcome to the televised broadcast"
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"of the Olympic opening ceremonies from Beijing!"
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"The precision of their movements made even more impressive"
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"by their massive numbers."
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"The Chinese, no! Somebody has to stop them!"
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"No, no."
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"Sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again?"
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"They're gonna take over the world!"
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"Too many of them."
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"No! Leave us alone!"
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"Sweetiekins, are you all right?"
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"Mom, the Chinese are gonna get me!"
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"No, sweetie, the Chinese aren't going to get you."
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"They are so! There's 2 billion of them"
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"and their economy is getting better with their advances in technology,"
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"they're going to bring down America!"
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"All right. Guys, we need to talk."
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"You know, we can all just pretend"
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"that we didn't see those opening ceremonies,"
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"but the Chinese are very real."
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"Are we just going to pretend America is going to be okay?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I can't do this. I'm not doing this."
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"Kyle, you're supposed to tell Cartman he's being racist or something."
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"I just, I can't do this anymore. Okay?"
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"Kyle?"
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"You know at some point, you've got to let this go."
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"Look, what happened, happened."
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"- We all have to move on. - Move on?"
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"Our friend was raped, Stan."
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"He was raped and we all stood there and did nothing."
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"There was nothing we could do, Kyle."
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