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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Baby (S08E08)

"But the pursuing officers are prepared."
Family Guy
"Running from the cops?"
Family Guy
"Yabba-dabba-don't!"
Family Guy
"Hey, quagmire, I think I might wanna buy this ham radio off ya."
Family Guy
"Sure, peter, that'll be 50 dollars."
Family Guy
"50 bucks?"
Family Guy
"All right, fine, I'll buy it."
Family Guy
"Man, this is a bigger rip-off than shrunky dinks."
Family Guy
"Happy "birthmas.""
Family Guy
"Take a shower!"
Family Guy
"I can barely get any reception on this stupid thing."
Family Guy
"So far the only station that comes in is some british guys"
Family Guy
"Today, in kuzikistan, a peaceful demonstration"
Family Guy
"Turned to bloodshed as members of the turzirly tribe"
Family Guy
"Flooded kenpao square in remembrance"
Family Guy
"Of the third anniversary of the hormsburg massacre."
Family Guy
"But finally, some good news out of neighboring kanduzi,"
Family Guy
"With the bordering trolika bubsie wubsie dal."
Family Guy
"From the world of sport, the cointen spinky whompers"
Family Guy
"Flumped the floing boing welfencloppers,"
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"70-fluff to 40-flabe."
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"At the tone, the time will be 26 railroad."
Family Guy
"(tone beeps)"
Family Guy
"I'm not sure about any of that."
Family Guy
"You know, dad, I saw that movie white noise,"
Family Guy
"And they said you can use empty radio static"
Family Guy
"To talk to dead people."
Family Guy
"You idiot, ghosts don't exist."
Family Guy
"Wait a second. They might."
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"(static crackling)"
Family Guy
"Hello, ghosts."
Family Guy
"Come in, ghosts."
Family Guy
"Man: Hello?"
Family Guy
"Hello? Who's this?"
Family Guy
"Ronald reagan?"
Family Guy
"Ronald reagan, former president of the United States."
Family Guy
"Oh, my god!"
Family Guy
"Hey, quagmire, guess who I'm talking to right now?"
Family Guy
"I want to dress like a small douche."
Family Guy
"No, maybe tomorrow or Tuesday."
Family Guy
"Eh, I'm kinda tired."
Family Guy
"Oh, for god's sake."
Family Guy
"Cancel my Tuesday appointments!"
Family Guy
"No, no, just cancel it."
Family Guy
"Okay, will do."
Family Guy
"Who the hell was that? Hmm?"
Family Guy
"There was another stewie right there."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, well, you know, I've been so damn busy lately,"
Family Guy
"I felt like I needed some kind of an errand boy"
Family Guy
"To do all my nitpicky, pain-in-the-ass stuff."
Family Guy
"You... You cloned yourself?"
Family Guy
"What are you deaf?"
Family Guy
"So he's an exact copy of you? Well, not exact."
Family Guy
"I have to remain superior"
Family Guy
"So I bred out some of the intelligence."
Family Guy
"Made him sort of a simpleton, you know."
Family Guy
"I call him bitch stewie."
Family Guy
"Would you like to meet him?"
Family Guy
"Would you like to meet bitch stewie?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
Family Guy
"Bitch stewie!"
Family Guy
"Come here and meet my friend, brian."
Family Guy
"Hey, there, stewie."
Family Guy
"How do you do? Pleased to meet you. I'm bitch stewie."
Family Guy
"He's got quite a grip."
Family Guy
"Because they always come up short."
Family Guy
"Oh, another good one, stewie!"
Family Guy
"I don't know where you come up with them."
Family Guy
"Isn't he wonderful?"
Family Guy
"Watch this."
Family Guy
"Uh-huh!"
Family Guy
"You want cigarettes on that sandwich?"
Family Guy
"What do I look like? A mary?"
Family Guy
"Okay, next up on the stage,"
Family Guy
"Let's have a big karaoke welcome for peter and ron!"
Family Guy
"(light applause)"
Family Guy
"Okay, this is one of our favorites."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(screaming) ow!"
Family Guy
"¶ baby, you're... ¶ (feedback squealing)"
Family Guy
"(screaming)"
Family Guy
"¶ oh, honey, when I knock on your door ¶"
Family Guy
"(feedback squealing) (screaming)"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Hey, brian!"
Family Guy
"I sure did enjoy talking to you the other day!"
Family Guy
"I'm just making sure stewie is nice and clean"
Family Guy
"For his trip to the playground this afternoon."
Family Guy
"We had a little bit of a problem earlier"
Family Guy
"Because bitch stewie was stooling in the tub, wasn't he?"
Family Guy
"I did some poos."
Family Guy
"But we've rectified that now, and everything's fine."
Family Guy
"This is really weird."
Family Guy
"I mean, it's one thing to have him help you out"
Family Guy
"With a busy schedule."
Family Guy
"It's another thing to let him wash your back."
Family Guy
"Well, he does more than that, brian."
Family Guy
"Bitch stewie, give me a bubble beard."
Family Guy
"(laughing): That's awful funny, stewie!"
Family Guy
"But you look like an old stewie, stewie."
Family Guy
"Enjoy your weird bath."
Family Guy
"I told him I did the poos"
Family Guy
"Even though you did the poos, stewie."
Family Guy
"Did I do good, stewie?"
Family Guy
"That was very correct of you, bitch stewie."
Family Guy
"You're a good helper."
Family Guy
"Reagan: And what a lot of people don't know"
Family Guy
"Is that I was jane wyman's first."
Family Guy
"You might say I broke her jane wyman."
Family Guy
"He sure is, and you know what else?"
Family Guy
"The ghost of reagan is gonna be the new fourth guy in our group."
Family Guy
"I'm all for that."
Family Guy
"What other stories you got, reagan?"
Family Guy
"Well, I remember the time"
Family Guy
"I invited ed sullivan to the white house."
Family Guy
"(imitating ed sullivan): Hey, ron, tonight we got a really big show."
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"And you know who else does impressions?"
Family Guy
"In fact, you ought to go see his show at the mohegan sun casino"
Family Guy
"Next Saturday at 3:00 pm and 5:00 pm."
Family Guy
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