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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Baby (S08E08)

"¶ lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ all the things that make us ¶"
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"¶ laugh and cry ¶"
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"It's amazing what you find when you clean your basement."
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"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"That's wonderful, peter."
Family Guy
"Hey, look at all these videos mr. Quagmire's selling."
Family Guy
"Wow, the best of the world's wildest police chases."
Family Guy
"(gasps) and it even has the one with the flintstones!"
Family Guy
"Announcer: Amazingly, this drunk driver"
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"Attempted battery to the charges."
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"They already been shrunk."
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"(static crackling)"
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"Peter, you been fiddling with that ham radio for seven weeks."
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"Reading news from places I'm not sure exist."
Family Guy
"And now with sports, here's framptal tromwibbler."
Family Guy
"The guy that used to bang that 70-pound witch?"
Family Guy
"Yep!"
Family Guy
"But you said you'd do it today."
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"Sure thing, stewie."
Family Guy
"You want me to move it to another day?"
Family Guy
"My schedule's been so packed,"
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"Oh, I'm always happy to meet one of your friends."
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"Dear god."
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"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"And all I have to feed him is a crude peanut paste."
Family Guy
"It's not much, but it's healthier"
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"Than what people ate in the '50s."
Family Guy
"Yes, I want cigarettes!"
Family Guy
"Hope it's one of yours."
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"¶ don't go breaking my heart ¶"
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"(feedback squealing) (screaming)"
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"Oh, sorry, didn't realize somebody was in here."
Family Guy
"Oh, hello, brian."
Family Guy
"I did some poos I didn't mean to."
Family Guy
"Look at me, I'm george bernard shaw."
Family Guy
"(all laughing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, reagan is a delight!"
Family Guy
"He sounded a little something like this:"
Family Guy
"Ah, reagan does impressions!"
Family Guy
"Wait a second."
Family Guy
"(imitating johnny carson): Ah, well, uh, you know, ed,"
Family Guy
"He's an impressionist."
Family Guy
"I just saw that word somewhere. I wanted to use it."
Family Guy
"Whoever bought that baby from you obviously didn't want it."
Family Guy
"Look, there's a note."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's going on?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Ugh, I hate that kid."
Family Guy
"And I hate children's birthday parties."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, it's not on his tail."
Family Guy
"It's on his face. I've ruined it!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, well, that's okay, though."
Family Guy
"Wanna watch me blow out the candles?"
Family Guy
"But only after you've played with them"
Family Guy
"Making one of those for me, would you?"
Family Guy
"Nobody said anything about "sexual.""
Family Guy
"This is a completely nonsexual thing I am asking you to do"
Family Guy
"Oh, she's a beautiful little girl, glenn."
Family Guy
"All right, you ready to meet your clone?"
Family Guy
"The intelligence level is reduced a bit."
Family Guy
"A little more than I ought to have."
Family Guy
"Yeah. That's kind of what I said, too."
Family Guy
"You know, I'll-I'll be honest with you, brian."
Family Guy
"Here's what happened."
Family Guy
"Brian, I can't go to the bathroom by myself."
Family Guy
"(retro jazz tune plays)"
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"(baby crying)"
Family Guy
"Candy: Glenn, you fell asleep, so I took off."
Family Guy
"Hey, there's another note."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't let the press put the scare into you."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but you can't really abort a live baby."
Family Guy
"Ho, boy, they have got you."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm going to go ahead and move the conversation forward."
Family Guy
"And now I need a band-aid."
Family Guy
"You're doing the right thing, quagmire."
Family Guy
"Let me take her from you."
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, g..."
Family Guy
"Hey, brian? Knock-knock."
Family Guy
"(passes gas)"
Family Guy
"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"(hard rock playing)"
Family Guy
"A nudie bar is the perfect way to celebrate"
Family Guy
"Yeah, peter, this is great."
Family Guy
"To make a decision and go with it."
Family Guy
"Like when I decided to try that radical penis enlargement."
Family Guy
"Just like anna lee used to get."
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah."
Family Guy
"Just like anna lee used to do."
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Oh, god."
Family Guy
"He'll be fine."
Family Guy
"All right, here it is: 625 maple."
Family Guy
"Hey, wait, wait. Guys?!"
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"(laughing)"
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"Look at her."
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"I can't take her away from this."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's sweet!"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's nice!"
Family Guy
"You know, it's not a bad way to go!"
Family Guy
"I'm proud of you, quagmire."
Family Guy
"¶ but where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"How's the garage sale going, quagmire? Pretty good."
Family Guy
"Peter, you almost done down there?"
Family Guy
"Look what I found."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go do some skywriting."
Family Guy
"(horns honking)"
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"Turns left into oncoming traffic!"
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"He narrowly misses hitting a pedestrian"
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"Who jumps out of the way just in time."
Family Guy
"Now the driver can add"
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"The driver turns right into the parking lot"
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"Of a drive-in movie theater."
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"At this point, the dinosaur in the back seat"
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"Pokes his head up through the roof"
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"And the driver places two small children on top of it."
Family Guy
"Now he's not only endangering his own life,"
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"But their lives as well."
Family Guy
"The driver totals the car and makes a run for it,"
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