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Clips from 30 Rock - The Funcooker (S03E03)

"Which part are you talking about?"
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"I don't need to stop being myself"
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"I'll just buy up all the ads"
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"and let that hilarious Tracy Jordan character"
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"- do whatever he wants. - Put the phone down. You can't do that."
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"- Jack won't let you. - We'll see about that."
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"What do you mean you're not in charge anymore?"
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"Tracy Jordan from Tracyco called to invite you to a luncheon"
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"- celebrating their new ad campaign. - What... Seriously, not now."
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"Legal rejected all of our ideas."
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"Every names we came up with was offensive in some language."
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"Including English."
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"So we're going to think outside the box a little bit here."
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"I'm going to pick some random letters from this bag of Scrabble tiles."
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"Let fate choose a name for us."
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"Why don't we take a break?"
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"Could you get Lemon on the phone for me, please?"
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"for over seven years."
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"The night of the fire."
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"and it all made for a very stressful day."
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"Christine was late, as well as Harry S."
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"How many employees do you have, Ms. Gaulke?"
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"I supervise 12 employees,"
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"most of whom would be unemployable in any other field."
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"who I know talk about me behind my back."
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"by making their every minuscule problem"
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"They don't care."
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"And don't even get me started on Tracy and Jenna."
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"Time for a new beginning."
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"The packing peanuts, the delivery slips..."
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"the splendor of my beginning!"
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"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
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"My first idea is a movie that combines action and romance."
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"Kenneth, you go."
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"A name..."
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"for a pocket microwave oven."
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"That's neat. A little microwave oven."
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"Get legal on the phone."
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"They're reading Mr. Jordan's apology if you want to watch it."
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""I regret any pain my words and actions may have caused."
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""and the American public."
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""Peace and love, Tracy Jordan.""
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"A heartfelt apology from a comedy icon. And we'll be right back."
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"I do not apologize, America."
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"I am advertiser Tracy Jordan, and I approve this message."
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"I am an advertiser."
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"I am an advertiser."
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"Is that 30 seconds yet?"
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"Doesn't matter."
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"Where are you rushing off to?"
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"Work?"
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"I'm gonna have a sandwich in my cell and take a nap."
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"I'm freer than you."
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"Freer than you."
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"Look, I know we're fighting, but I need to borrow your car."
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"30 seconds."
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"- How are you feeling? - Great. Alert."
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"Is your vision steadily narrowing down to a pinpoint"
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"I'm back."
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"What's going on? What have they done? Do we need to shut this down?"
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"Calm down. Everything's going to work out just fine."
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"Jenna needs to sleep, or she's going to die!"
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"Which one of you is Jenna?"
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"- Come on Tracy. Please cover for them. - Check out my funcooker."
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"That's where I've heard that."
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"Go to commercial!"
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"Go to commercial!"
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"Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan."
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"Nine?"
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"I'll be with you in a minute."
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"Could we get some diet slice and pita chips up in here?"
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"Bitenuker!"
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"9:00 A.M. Monday."
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"Now it's my turn."
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"We've both had a rough week."
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"mini-microwaves that legal won't let out of the warehouse."
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"I suggest we both go to our respective homes, open a bottle of wine,"
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"Here comes the funcooker!"
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"What are all these little plastic containers for?"
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"A round plastic deal that holds your shoes"
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"with a pocket for a photograph"
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"Synch: Collioure"
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"Morning meeting."
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"I changed your voter registration for you."
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"during St. Patrick's Day parade."
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"Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day?"
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"I should be rewarded for going this long"
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"I'll have to use you less in the show."
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"I am fine."
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"It has a ham button. You used my idea!"
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"Go on."
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"There you are! You wanna buy half a watch?"
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"I have to pay my fine in cash."
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"I guess FCC stands for Federal Bunch of Sticklers."
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"I need your creative input."
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"a portable, miniature microwave oven."
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"that will appeal to the marketing holy trinity:"
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"The pig spoor has hit the wind spinner."
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"I'm in charge."
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"This feels more natural."
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"foosballs."
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"Really?"
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"Or..."
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"Great idea."
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"The first 2/3."
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"I have an idea. Why don't I just pull them all at once?"
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"Throw in a late Hanukkah and the fact that I work in a "Kwanzaa neighborhood","
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"with 12-inch ones."
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"They seem to think that their job is wasting my time and energy"
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"I rest my case, your honor."
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""I apologize to my family, my fans,"
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"Hi, it's Liz."
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"Not me."
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"The show's about to begin, your sketch is adequate,"
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"Don't fight me."
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"- Sleep or die! - Hey, America."
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"Now that's got to be 30 seconds."
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"Here comes the funcooker."
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"Let's go out this weekend and talk about you."
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"They're all terrified of you. That'll get you a week of good behavior."
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