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Clips from The Simpsons - Waiting for Duffman (S26E26)

"Uh, give me a "Red.""
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"I'll start calling him that now,"
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"and then give it to him on his birthday."
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"Now, where to, sir?"
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"How about everywhere?"
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"All right."
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"Navigator, set a course for everywhere."
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"Now, Homer, look through the beeriscope,"
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"and gaze upon the wonderful world"
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"Captain, it never dawned on me"
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"beer could have such a dark side."
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"You must be talking about new Duff Stout."
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"Take us down."
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"I have to think."
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"To be honest, you said you wanted to go everywhere."
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"but I didn't want to disappoint you,"
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"Hey, come here. Man..."
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"Marge, do you ever worry"
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"that you made a giant mistake in your life?"
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"Not drinking beer has given me the clearness of mind"
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"to realize drinking beer is bad."
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"I've got to undo what I've done."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"You've all been served nothing but nonalcoholic Duff."
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"Then why am I throwing up right now?"
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"As Duffman, I had the power"
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"to switch the beer trucks working this race."
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"Join Duffman today in saying,"
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"Why the hell did you do this?"
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"And with great taste comes great responsibility."
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"Well, "hero," here come your fans."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"What the...?!"
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"It's a circle."
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"So the answer is-- go in reverse."
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"What the...?!"
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"I'm not sure how many more times"
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"before it affects us psychologically."
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"As a family therapist, I can assure you"
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"that you have all the coping skills you need."
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"See you next Tuesday, Dr. Schulman."
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"You're in Maui."
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"Get him back in uniform."
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"Hmm."
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"You're in a stadium surrounded by people"
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"B-But the chip."
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"It was all the power of suggestion."
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"You tricked me!"
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"And I trusted you after you snuck up"
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"Homie, it's time to go."
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"Give me the beer inside you!"
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"This place seems even sadder than before."
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"while you were gone."
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"H-Hey, y-you used to be Duffman."
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"Can I get a picture with you?"
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"I finally made it."
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"I'm a has-been."
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"Ah, let's make it official, eh?"
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"Aw..."
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"I'm here to ask you to be Duffman again."
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"I don't know what you're talking about, sir."
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"Fine, can you tell me where your travel mugs are?"
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"Yeah, over there."
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"Are you telling me you don't miss the big time?"
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"The girls on the side, the corporate jet?"
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"There's talk of an animated series."
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"Duffman would like a job where he could phone it in."
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"You just called yourself Duffman."
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"Duffman never took off his tights!"
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"But we're managers here."
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"They learned the register better than me! Oh, yeah!"
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"from that very pure place"
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"Shh!"
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"Shut up, biking Flanders."
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"Chief, no, don't go in the doughnut shop!"
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"to America's military?"
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"Now, Barry will be fine, but as of this moment"
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"But this isn't about that."
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"I got to start practicing now."
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"♪ I'm... coming up ♪"
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"My two favorite words aside from "Seacrest passed,""
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"can I get an "Oh, yeah"?"
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"And before revealing our results,"
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"Karma is in the house, dawg!"
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"Olde Ogdenville Ale?"
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"Ow!"
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"I shall take no wife, hold no lands, and father no children,"
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"I shall wear no other beer's crowns."
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"♪ Made from Canadian rain ♪"
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"♪ Made from Canadian rain. ♪"
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"Mr. Duff, I want to say something."
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"I'm proud of my husband,"
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"Our beer has helped people celebrate weddings."
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"of alcohol in your blood."
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"My husband won't have any problem not drinking."
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"Uh..."
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"And what better way to do that than to be stone-cold sober?"
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"No drinking."
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"Here you go-- they're all pre-signed."
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"Oh, this is a romantic night."
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"So we ran out of fuel an hour ago,"
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"Just drink the beer, pretty boy."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Sorry, H.K., I traded in my beer goggles"
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"I see it as kind of a-a triumph of-of doing your work"
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"of-of just doing stuff that you, uh, personally enjoy."
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"Haw-haw."
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"The judges are conferring."
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"lassoing mastodons, and became civilized?"
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"I said everywhere!"
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"we can watch Dad chased down by an angry crowd"
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"Hey, my beer."
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"And to use the bathroom."
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"Ow, God!"
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"Ow!"
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"Duffman, how about a 21-thrust salute"
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"to find out who will be the next Duffman."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Oh, right."
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"♪ The Simpsons 26x17 ♪ Waiting for Duffman Original Air Date on March 15, 2015"
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