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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Europe (S03E03)

"Munich was ze home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann."
Family Guy
"You'll find more on Germany's contribution to ze arts in ze pamphlets."
Family Guy
"Yeah, about your pamphlet."
Family Guy
"I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945."
Family Guy
"- There's a gap. - Everyone was on vacation!"
Family Guy
"On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15..."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939."
Family Guy
"- We were invited! Punch was served! - You can't ignore those years."
Family Guy
"- No, he left to manage a Dairy Queen. - That's preposterous."
Family Guy
"I vill hear no more insinuations about Germans! Nothing bad happened!"
Family Guy
"- Uh, is that a beer hall? - Oh, yes."
Family Guy
"Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls."
Family Guy
"- Why is everybody glaring at us? - Why, Lois? I'll tell you why."
Family Guy
"Your faux pas at the concert was so upsetting,"
Family Guy
"- Use "faux pas". - Thanks, Professor."
Family Guy
"You've lived a lie all these years. You represented yourself as a KISS fan."
Family Guy
"- And why? To make me look foolish! - No, to make you happy."
Family Guy
"I should've guessed when you were willing to dress as Peter Criss."
Family Guy
"No one wants to be Peter Criss, not even Peter Criss!"
Family Guy
"I guess not."
Family Guy
"I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee."
Family Guy
"- The smoke is so acrid. - A man can hardly breathe in here."
Family Guy
"Not true. Ground meat can go very wrong for me very quickly,"
Family Guy
"and everyone will suffer the consequences!"
Family Guy
"You are out there, man, in the ether."
Family Guy
"- Are you hungry? - I wasn't when I came in."
Family Guy
"- But isn't that so funny? I'm getting there. - Same here."
Family Guy
"I think the only reason we die is..."
Family Guy
"Dude, I know what you're gonna say and I am so..."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shh-shh-shh-shh!"
Family Guy
"The only reason we die"
Family Guy
"- D'you think I'll ever find the right woman? - Oh, God! Yes, man! Dude, you're great!"
Family Guy
"Lois, I am obligated to keep loving you so I will take my rage out on my own body."
Family Guy
"Oh, man! I don't believe it! KISS is here!"
Family Guy
"We don't deserve to be under the same roof. Let's go."
Family Guy
"All right. I guess I could fix us something when we... Chaim?"
Family Guy
"Lois! Do not address KISS unless they address you first!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Chaim Witz? It is you!"
Family Guy
"- Do you want me to sign the left or right? - No, no, no. It's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt."
Family Guy
"I knew you before you changed your name."
Family Guy
"Lois! I don't believe it! It's been ages!"
Family Guy
"- Cool! Loose Lois! - The legend!"
Family Guy
"My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage."
Family Guy
"I never realised you were Gene Simmons, the rock star!"
Family Guy
"You look great. Anyone nailing you now?"
Family Guy
"We're recording in Boston next month."
Family Guy
"- You should come on by. - Oh, we'd love that, Chaim."
Family Guy
"Oh, wow! Such a small world. He was a nice boy, and he's still nice."
Family Guy
"You are the coolest girl in the world!"
Family Guy
"- My wife did KISS! - And J Geils."
Family Guy
"There it is! The BBC!"
Family Guy
"This is it. I'll say goodbye to you now."
Family Guy
"- Well, have a good life, Stewie. - Oh, I shall!"
Family Guy
"Hey, did you ever find out what that button on my bureau was from?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. Chris's denim jacket. - Ah. I like that jacket. It looks good on him."
Family Guy
"- OK, we'll keep in touch? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Well, I have your address. See ya!"
Family Guy
"Pengrove! Pengrove Pig! Pengrove, I've come to live on Jolly Farm!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my! The magic tome!"
Family Guy
"It's cardboard! There are no words, there are just... What is it you've drawn here?"
Family Guy
"It's Oswald Owl slammin' Mother Maggie in a Chinese basket, eh?"
Family Guy
"Dead brill, eh?"
Family Guy
"- Mother Maggie, something's terribly wrong! - Whose stinky brat is this?"
Family Guy
"That's not your voice! Your voice is lyrical, like the strum of a lute!"
Family Guy
"Piss off, ya grotty little wanker!"
Family Guy
"- It's a fake! It's not real! - I thought you should find out on your own."
Family Guy
"Hey, come on. You wanna get some ice cream? That'd make you feel better, right?"
Family Guy
"You wanna get some McDonald's?"
Family Guy
"You wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?"
Family Guy
"OK, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes."
Family Guy
"- Jolly Farm, Stewie. Don't you wanna watch? - The Stewie who loved Jolly Farm is dead."
Family Guy
"Meet the Stewie who loves funky fruit hats!"
Family Guy
"Oh, turn it up! Mom and Dad are on!"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. My wife here did KISS. - Get outta here!"
Family Guy
"- Hand to God. - Peter! How does that make you feel?"
Family Guy
"Lois, you got any tips for the young girls in the audience?"
Family Guy
"The best advice I can give is,"
Family Guy
"you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so make yourself available."
Family Guy
"Cool. Well, that's our show for tonight. Stay tuned for Battlestar Galactica Forum."
Family Guy
"Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy