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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Europe (S03E03)

"- It'll be a breeze. - Bye, everyone."
Family Guy
"My stupid parents are spending five days following stupid old KISS around. It's painful."
Family Guy
"Not as painful as a tyre iron upside your head."
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"- What? - I'll miss you!"
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"Hey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?"
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""Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. ""
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""Goodbye for ever. Stewie. ""
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"I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. ""
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""The receipt's on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit,"
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"but I'm sure if you make a fuss, they'll give you a store credit or something. ""
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""It's actually not a horrible sweater. ""
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""I also left a button on the bureau. ""
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""I'm not sure what it goes to,"
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"but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. ""
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""I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to, and then it'II... ""
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""Actually, could it have been from the sweater? Did it have buttons? Hm. ""
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""I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. OK, goodbye for ever. ""
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"You know, it might be chilly in London. I'm going to take the sweater. ""
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"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"One of these planes must be going to London."
Family Guy
"Here are the tickets, miss. These are all ours."
Family Guy
"Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, pip-pip, cheerio."
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"- Hot towel? - Yes, thank you."
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"- What the hell are you doing here? - Taking you off this plane."
Family Guy
"Think again, Rover."
Family Guy
"Great. I'm stuck on a transatlantic flight with a petulant runaway. Could it get worse?"
Family Guy
"You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts."
Family Guy
"First of all, you can't get 'em open. Who are they trying to keep out of these?"
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"Hi. Andy Dick here. Excuse me. I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here. Oh!"
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"Whoa, no, no! Oh!"
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"Wow, that's wacky!"
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"- A little. - I couldn't. My pillow smelled like farts."
Family Guy
"But that's all right because we're in England!"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"But where are its verdant fields, rosy-rumped maidens and bucktoothed solicitors?"
Family Guy
"About 3,000 miles that way. We're in the Middle East."
Family Guy
"I've got Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt."
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"Camels for sale! This one owned by a little old man"
Family Guy
"who only drove it to mosque on Sundays. Just had its knees replaced."
Family Guy
"- Buy one and let's get out of here. - Buy one? All I've got is 50 bucks."
Family Guy
"We'll have to distract him. Follow my lead."
Family Guy
""You and I are so awfully different"
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""Your favourite hero is the Marquis de Sade"
Family Guy
"You're one to talk."
Family Guy
"Oh, one time."
Family Guy
""I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair"
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"- That's quite a nice do there. - Oh, thanks."
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"- For me to poop on! - What?"
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"- You look like Charlie Brown. - Bite me, Snoopy."
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""There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on"
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""Cos I love the strains of a classical score"
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"- " You and I are... - " Doo doo doo"
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"- " Too awfully different... - " Doo doo doo"
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""Your head's as massive as a meteorite"
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"Oh, very funny."
Family Guy
""I'd bet money you'll marry a honey"
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""Who's pretty and funny, and her name'll be Ted"
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""You might think we're in sync, but we stink as a duo"
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""Cos you get a kick out of carnage and guts"
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""And you get a kick out of stroking your..."
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"- You can't say that on TV! - What? Ego?"
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""We're too different to ever be pals"
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"Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert."
Family Guy
"We have no food, no water. Our camel is dead from exhaustion."
Family Guy
"And I had named him and given him a back story."
Family Guy
"Chucky had the biggest hump of all the local camels, and was picked on for it."
Family Guy
"Then there was a drought, and Chucky went to the oasis at great risk cos he was like that."
Family Guy
"Cut the maudlin crap. We're in trouble."
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"It's below freezing and getting colder. We're gonna die unless..."
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"- Unless we do something drastic. - What?"
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"We have to slice open our camel's stomach and shelter in his entrails."
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"Eviscerate Chucky?! I won't do it!"
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"- We'll die if we don't. - All right."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! It's like Orson Welles's autopsy!"
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"All right, just hold your breath and go."
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"- What are you doing? - Wiping my feet. I don't want to track sand in."
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"I know it's gross, but when you're staring death in the face, you have no choice but to..."
Family Guy
"Oh. There's a Comfort Inn."
Family Guy
"Actually, once you feng-shui the organs, it's kind of cosy."
Family Guy
"- Look. There's Dave and Dottie, the nudists. - Hey there, Griffins!"
Family Guy
"- Dave, Dottie, what a pleasant surprise! - You're KISS freaks, too?"
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"KISS Army soldier since 1977. How about you?"
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"'76. I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do."
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"- Let him answer. - No one knows more about KISS than I do."
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"- Keep it civil. - I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice."
Family Guy
"Amaze-O the magician. What school did Paul go to?"
Family Guy
"New York High School of Music. Their band before KISS?"
Family Guy
"Trick question. It was Paul Lynde. 1975."
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"Recite the ad that brought Peter to Paul and Gene's attention."
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""Drummer willing to do anything to make it. " Rolling Stone, October, 1972."
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"- Exemplary! - Rock and roll!"
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"- Are you going to finish your red paste? - No."
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"- What about your sweet, crusty thing? - Have it."
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"honking at the girls, blasting your 1980s American rock music that we got last week."
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"- But, Father! - Go to your palace!"
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"- You know what I'm thinking? - Yes."
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"Just wait until they have to suffer through Jesus Jones. Pee-yew!"
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"- Not that. The balloon! - Oh, yes. The balloon. Let's take it."
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"- I didn't know it really looked like that. - Neither did I."
Family Guy
"Is that it? No, no, it's..."
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"Right?"
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"- Oh, man. I've lost all faith in mankind. - Music is dead to me now."
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"- Hey, now's our chance! - Let's do it!"
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"Where the hell are we?"
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"Pope... Pope!"
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"- It's time to get up and put on your hat. - It's a stupid hat!"
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"- Pope, the floor is not a hamper. - Man!"
Family Guy
"It's time to go on the balcony and address the people."
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"We gotta find the American Embassy to help us get home."
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"I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel"
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"with that intolerable woman, that fat slob and that insufferable dog."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're right here, aren't you? I stand by it. My future is with Jolly Farm!"
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"- You really think that, don't you? - I know it."
Family Guy
"We've got three days until Peter and Lois get back."
Family Guy
"You make the pope look like a fool! God will make you pay. Smite them!"
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"He's cooking something up."
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"I'm almost certain. Tom!"
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"- Did he look? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"If I yell, you have to watch. Tom Bosley!"
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"- No, it's not him. - Oh."
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