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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Europe (S03E03)

"Jolly Farm Revue. The latest indoctrinating pablum for children with not enough to do."
Family Guy
"Play your song, Melody Sheep, to aid the little ones' nourishment."
Family Guy
"But play softly, for Pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud"
Family Guy
"from his magic tome that holds every book ever written."
Family Guy
"Don't have the guts to respond, huh? No defence of this unmitigated crap?"
Family Guy
"- Lois, hurry! It's back on! - Calm down. You know I wouldn't miss this."
Family Guy
"All right. Hey, you're on KISS Forum."
Family Guy
"- Yeah. KISS sucks! - Whoa, whoa!"
Family Guy
"- Trace the call! - They suck big time, man. They bite ass!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Yeah, it's me. It's Dennis."
Family Guy
"We'll be right back after this."
Family Guy
"come out for all five shows of what we're calling KISS-Stock!"
Family Guy
"- That means... - No, no, Lois. Don't help me."
Family Guy
"- Yo, Lois! - What?"
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"cos it was a long church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus,"
Family Guy
"so I let it go in the vestibule and it sounded like Louis Armstrong."
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"A Cambridge don."
Family Guy
"What's my future, coming from these squalid surroundings?"
Family Guy
"Do whatever you want. Just don't eat from the candy tree."
Family Guy
"He's right to caution you. I feed on children."
Family Guy
""It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it. You know?""
Family Guy
"Queue up, children spit-spot."
Family Guy
"Well, come on!"
Family Guy
"That wasn't so bad, was it? Did you sleep at all?"
Family Guy
"- Where are we going? - I'm not familiar with this Arabian village."
Family Guy
"Stuff for sale! Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Americans. You like movies?"
Family Guy
""Too awfully different to ever be pals"
Family Guy
"- Do you want to go first? - Yeah."
Family Guy
""You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad"
Family Guy
""And I like that singer who looks like a whore"
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"- Ricky Martin? - Love him!"
Family Guy
""We're too different to ever be pals!"
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"- " So awfully different... - " Doo doo doo"
Family Guy
"- " To ever be pals... - " Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooie doo"
Family Guy
""You have a weenie like a Christmas-tree light"
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"- A gay joke. - I work with what you give me."
Family Guy
"He drank and stored enough water in his massive hump to slake the thirst of..."
Family Guy
"Once you get it in there, you can't get it out."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! I just threw up in his lung!"
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yeah. Good luck for us, huh?"
Family Guy
"- Isn't this exciting? - Hey, anyone got a light?"
Family Guy
"Thanks."
Family Guy
"- What was that? - It's not important."
Family Guy
"- Well, throw down. - Name Gene's special-effects mentor."
Family Guy
"Wicked Lester. What year were KISS on The Jim Nabors Halloween Special?"
Family Guy
"How in the hell are we gonna get out of here?"
Family Guy
"No more balloon for you! I am sick of you tooling around the village in it,"
Family Guy
"Such lovely printing, too."
Family Guy
"Oh, Lois, here comes the best part."
Family Guy
""And have a wonderful... time"
Family Guy
""And... something something... all day"
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"- Pope! - All right, OK. God!"
Family Guy
"Aargh!"
Family Guy
"- Let's go to Jolly Farm. - Now you're talking!"
Family Guy
"I say! Brian, look. Three rows down."
Family Guy
"- What? - Is that Tom Bosley?"
Family Guy
"Why would Tom Bosley be on a train in Switzerland?"
Family Guy
"Besides its beautiful historic architecture,"
Family Guy
"Thomas Mann fled to America because of Naziism's hold on Germany."
Family Guy
"I had to call a professor to tell me what phrase to use to describe it."
Family Guy
"I wanted to share in all aspects of your life, but I just was never that big a KISS fan."
Family Guy
"I guess I'm just not as cool as you thought I was."
Family Guy
"You should get some hash, man. You can't go wrong."
Family Guy
"I'd love to further pursue our palaver, but I'm not fluent in "freaker"!"
Family Guy
"Are you ever gonna forgive me?"
Family Guy
"Guys, this is the girl I told you about. I knew her before we formed KISS. Loose Lois!"
Family Guy
"Yes, my husband nails me. This is him. Peter."
Family Guy
"- You... are... gods! - Yeah, thanks. Right."
Family Guy
"I mean Gene, you big rock star. Bye."
Family Guy
"Listen, Lois, what I said before... I've never been more wrong in my life."
Family Guy
"- What? - Nothing."
Family Guy
"Oh! There's Happy Hill!"
Family Guy
"What the deuce...?"
Family Guy
"I feel like such a fool. Don't even look at me!"
Family Guy
"We're back with KISS Forum. I'm with the Griffins, and they got something to share."
Family Guy
"I feel like I've done KISS, too. And it feels good."
Family Guy
"How can you stand watching this? It's dreck and you know it."
Family Guy
"- So if you... - Rock and roll!"
Family Guy
"And what's with the razor-blade slot in the bathroom? Do people really shave in there?"
Family Guy
"So, I'm just gonna turn back over here, back towards my table."
Family Guy
"is because we accept it as an inevitability."
Family Guy
"Let's go to Denny's."
Family Guy
"- It's 4 o'clock! Away with you! - Change it back!"
Family Guy
"Hey! Shut up!"
Family Guy
"- Wakey wakey, children! - Good morning, Mother Maggie."
Family Guy
"The sun has risen on another day in Jolly Farm."
Family Guy
"Let's see what life's rich pageant has in store for us."
Family Guy
"She has the voice of an angel! And a balcony you could do Shakespeare from."
Family Guy
""It was difficult for the children of Ipswich when the lollipop famine cursed them... ""
Family Guy
"Commercial! I'm getting some graham crackers."
Family Guy
"Welcome to KISS Forum, Rhode Island Public Access's most popular show about KISS."
Family Guy
"OK, let's take a call. You're on KISS Forum."
Family Guy
"- KISS rules! Whoo! - OK, good call. Good call."
Family Guy
"Wait... I recognise that voice!"
Family Guy
"Is this Dennis De Young, lead singer from Styx? Come clean, man."
Family Guy
"You jealous douche. How about I play "Detroit Rock City" and "Come Sail Away""
Family Guy
"and let's see how they stack up side by side. You want that, you high-voiced bastard?!"
Family Guy
"Hey, didn't see you come in. We're getting into shape for our tour."
Family Guy
"We're playing five big shows in five days."
Family Guy
"Why don't you just sit in the corner, huh? Go on."
Family Guy
"So if you're a KISS fan in the Northeast,"
Family Guy
"Hell, the Northeast! At times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia."
Family Guy
"- No, Peter, we're in the Northeast. - Yeah? And KISS is coming to the Northeast."
Family Guy
"That means... uh..."
Family Guy
"It means we can do something..."
Family Guy
"Come on, Peter. You're almost there."
Family Guy
"I'm packing and can't find my favourite underwear."
Family Guy
"The pair with the rip in the right butt cheek"
Family Guy
"from stepping on 'em in the airplane bathroom when you had the trots?"
Family Guy
"No, with the hole in the left butt cheek from holding it in for two hours"
Family Guy
"Oh, bottom drawer."
Family Guy
"Tell Mother Maggie what you want to be when you grow up."
Family Guy
"- A scientist. - A novelist."
Family Guy
"Fighting with a dude at the Laundromat"
Family Guy
"because he hit on my baby's mama? I should be there, not here!"
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"London."
Family Guy
"Dad, can me and Meg stay up late every night when you're at KISS-Stock?"
Family Guy
"You don't mind watching Stewie for a few days?"
Family Guy
"Nah. Since Jolly Farm Revue came on, he's been distracted."
Family Guy
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