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Clips from Family Guy - 12 and a Half Angry Men (S11E11)

"Look, if I'm still the only one who says "not guilty,""
Family Guy
"I won't hold things up any longer."
Family Guy
"Let's vote again, and I'll abstain."
Family Guy
"If it's unanimous,"
Family Guy
"I'll change my vote and we can all go home."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, y-you gonna write something funny?"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, I'm not."
Family Guy
"I'm starting to think all you do is dick around."
Family Guy
"Sorry."
Family Guy
"Everyone vote?"
Family Guy
"Okay, now let's count."
Family Guy
"Some hurtful slurs followed by the word "guilty.""
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"(laughs)"
Family Guy
""Guilty," "guilty.""
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""El guilto.""
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""Guilty," "guilty.""
Family Guy
"You're playing a dangerous game, Carl."
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""Guilty.""
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""Not guilty.""
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"(indistinct arguing)"
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"I farted during the murmuring."
Family Guy
"What monumental douche voted "not guilty""
Family Guy
"on this no-brainer?"
Family Guy
"I think we know who the flip-flopper is."
Family Guy
"Bruce didn't change his vote."
Family Guy
"I did."
Family Guy
"I respect Brian's courage."
Family Guy
"It's not easy to stand alone."
Family Guy
"Or find the child who stands alone."
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"But that's the one you want."
Family Guy
"Look, we have been cooped up in this room for five hours now."
Family Guy
"I'm starting to feel like an animal in a cage."
Family Guy
"Yeah, or a T. rex trying to masturbate."
Family Guy
"All right, Internet porn-- check."
Family Guy
"Tissues-- check."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's go."
Family Guy
"(roaring)"
Family Guy
"♪ Oh, he couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ They feared him from Kilpatrick ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Down to Galway Bay Port"
Family Guy
"so why don't we all go take us a little potty break?"
Family Guy
"Now you're all gonna have to witness me taking"
Family Guy
"an old-man pill that looks way too big to swallow."
Family Guy
"(gagging)"
Family Guy
"Oh, there we go."
Family Guy
"It's his fault we're still here."
Family Guy
"How is it you think you know everything anyway?"
Family Guy
"You don't even understand your feelings for the mailman."
Family Guy
"(barking)"
Family Guy
"You (bleep) get out of here!"
Family Guy
"I'll kill you!"
Family Guy
"I get very sad on Sundays when you're not here."
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"PETER: Aw, damn it."
Family Guy
"MORT: What happened?"
Family Guy
"(water splashing) (Peter groans)"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's so cold and it's under everything."
Family Guy
"(groans) I feel like I'm rooting around a pitcher of sangria."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, why haven't I found it yet?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, I didn't roll my sleeve up far enough."
Family Guy
"Oh, why didn't I flush when I got in here?"
Family Guy
"Aw, this isn't even all mine!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, there's a spider crawling on my face."
Family Guy
"Oh, wait, here it is behind the toilet."
Family Guy
"This is ridiculous."
Family Guy
"Even if you don't believe the note was legitimate,"
Family Guy
"there was an eyewitness who saw the entire thing."
Family Guy
"Well, I have questions about her testimony."
Family Guy
"She said she was at a party."
Family Guy
"Not just any party-- a sex party."
Family Guy
"Now, how could a woman at an orgy witness a murder?"
Family Guy
"The bedroom was a hundred feet from the window."
Family Guy
"Okay, first of all, the term "orgy" is outdated."
Family Guy
"We call them "genital jamborees.""
Family Guy
"But still, I don't see how she could look out"
Family Guy
"Trust me, you're banging eight strangers who responded"
Family Guy
"to a flyer, at some point you're gonna look out a window"
Family Guy
"and question every decision you've ever made."
Family Guy
"Look, I'll demonstrate."
Family Guy
"Carter, I need your face right here."
Family Guy
"Nope, even closer."
Family Guy
"You're gonna want to feel the heat coming off him."
Family Guy
"so one of your eyes is stuck shut."
Family Guy
"All the way shut-- there are 11 of us, dear."
Family Guy
"All right, Tom, you're squinting."
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"Carl, you can take your fist out of your own mouth."
Family Guy
"Bruce, great work."
Family Guy
"Bruce seems like the only gamer here."
Family Guy
"Thanks, it's okay to look the other way"
Family Guy
"when y'all pass me on the street with y'all's wives."
Family Guy
"And that places the witness right here,"
Family Guy
"next to the lubricating station"
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"and the terrible smelling guest book."
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"Would she be face up?"
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"She's definitely face down."
Family Guy
"But then, how could she see the window?"
Family Guy
"You're right."
Family Guy
"This is what I call the Butter Pat."
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"Okay, y'all, so we's now at six "guilty,""
Family Guy
"six "not guilty.""
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"So we's all gonna have to stay here"
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"Well, so what if that woman at the orgy couldn't see?"
Family Guy
"There's plenty of other evidence that West is guilty."
Family Guy
"Yeah, let's wrap this up-- I got the director's cut"
Family Guy
"of Raiders of the Lost Ark waiting for me at home."
Family Guy
"Come on, people, he obviously did it."
Family Guy
"You know his type-- they're all guilty."
Family Guy
"Well, what type is that?"
Family Guy
"He's one of those plain-lippies."
Family Guy
"You know, no mustache like a normal person."
Family Guy
"Prancing around with his naked lip out"
Family Guy
"for all the world to see."
Family Guy
"Sir, you are talking to a plain-lippy."
Family Guy
"Oh, now, don't take it like that."
Family Guy
"Some of them are all right."
Family Guy
"But you know what I mean-- they're all over the place."
Family Guy
"How about me, Tucker-- am I all right?"
Family Guy
"Well, of course you're all right."
Family Guy
"Huh, imagine that."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"What happened to me?"
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