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Clips from Family Guy - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (S04E04)

"Brian and I walked into your house and she was with some guy going..."
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"- Peter, maybe... - Hang on, I'm not done."
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"Bam, bam."
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"And then she's all, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. ""
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"You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?"
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"So that's what we're dealing with here. Any thoughts?"
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"Loretta, is it true what they're saying?"
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"I'm a woman, Cleveland. I need some passion in my life."
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"I need a real man. And Lord knows that ain't you."
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"Well, I admit after a long day at work, I don't always come home..."
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"And for that, I apologize."
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"Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic!"
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"Goodbye, Cleveland."
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"Hi, Cleveland."
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"- Hey, what are you doing here? - Loretta kicked me out."
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"Cleveland, I am so sorry. You can stay here as long as you like."
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"Cleveland, sit down."
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"I want to sing a little song that kept me going when I had troubles."
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"We were at the beach"
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"Somebody went under a dock"
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"And there they saw a rock"
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"Rock lobster"
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"Rock lobster"
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"Yeah, you're gonna be okay."
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"Now, everybody, Cleveland's gonna be staying with us for a few days."
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"That's right, kids. So just treat him like one of the family."
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"You mean like Cousin Janine who we're polite to but then mock her diabetes..."
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"on the drive home?"
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"She can't eat caramel."
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"Can I touch your hair?"
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"You know, Peter, I'm a little worried about Cleveland."
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"His wife cheated on him, kicked him out of the house..."
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"He's probably bottling up his emotions. That's not good for you."
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"Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shelled out $200..."
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"for tickets to Crossing Over with John Edward."
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"I'm sensing an "A." Does your name begin with an "A"?"
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"Wow, you are some kind of sorcerer."
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"What Cleveland really needs right now is to learn how to express his feelings."
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"And I know just who to talk to."
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"- Oh, God! - Sorry, guys. Let me throw something on."
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"5-5-5-0-1-4-3."
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"- Hello? - Quagmire?"
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"- Yeah. - Hey, it's Peter."
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"I didn't mean it, you know? I knew it was a mistake!"
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"It never felt right! Please don't tell Cleveland!"
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"Well, all right, Quagmire."
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"- What? - Quagmire slept with Loretta?"
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"Oh, my God, Cleveland! I am so sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay? It's okay to be betrayed by your wife and best friend?"
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"Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from."
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"Cleveland, don't you see? This is why your wife left you."
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"You don't have any passion."
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"You got to push back a little!"
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"You got to get a little rough! Oh, God! Peter, hit me!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Wow, so that's something, about Quagmire and Loretta, huh?"
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"Cleveland, we got to get your manhood back."
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"is take you to a good, old-fashioned, wrestling match."
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"I must be in Quahog 'cause all I see is a bunch of hicks!"
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"You take that back, Macho Man Randy Savage!"
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"- want to go down there and hit him? - No."
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"Well, maybe not him 'cause he's kind of big."
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"Not him 'cause he's kind of big, too."
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"Take that, Macho Man Randy Savage. You jerk."
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"All right, Cleveland. If this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will."
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"Hey, look at me. I'm Quagmire. I had sex with your wife."
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"Those are so his mannerisms."
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"- Peter, what the hell are you doing? - I'm not Peter, I'm Quagmire."
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"- And I'm doing you, Loretta. - What the hell?"
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"- Get you damn hands off me... - You like it dirty, don't you?"
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"What the hell are you doing? What is that in your pocket?"
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"- Lois! Somebody! - Quagmire's got you. Yeah."
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"All right, calm down, Cleveland."
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"Okay, Cleveland, Cleveland, relax, relax, relax."
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"Relax, relax."
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"There you go. There you go. Okay."
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"- It's all gonna be okay. - Peter, you better do your CPR."
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"There's no time. I got to go warn Quagmire while I got the chance."
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"Quick, to the Peter copter!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God!"
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"- Joe! Get inside! - It's tearing up my yard!"
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"- Oh, my God! - No!"
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"- Are you okay? You all right? - It's okay. I'm fine."
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"- Everybody's fine. - That was scary."
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"- Peter, what are we doing here? - Trust me, Quagmire."
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"Cleveland will never think to look for you at Mayor West's house."
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"Good evening, gentlemen."
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"Listen, Mayor West, my friend Quagmire here's in trouble."
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"It is my job. I only ask that you do not feed my cat, Bootsie..."
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"Well, Derwood, now you really are the big man of the house."
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"Mother, change him back."
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"You know, Endora, I'm getting a little sick of this crap."
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"You ever seen one of these? Huh? You know what this is? Huh?"
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"- No! - Yeah, it's holy water. Huh? Yeah."
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"You like that?"
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"Power of Christ compels you, bitch."
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"I hate Bewitched."
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"Hey, so that's a pretty reasonable reaction, huh?"
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"It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, no."
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"That episode of Growing Pains when Mike's friend Boner..."
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"ran for student council."
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"Boner."
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"His name was Boner."
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"- I've failed you. - This is kind of creeping me out."
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"What the hell's this for?"
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"I'll teach him to mess with my wife."
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"Hi, Cleveland. Will you be joining us for dinner?"
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"- Okay, then. - He's a Rocky machine!"
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"Peter, we have got to do something about Cleveland."
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"I think you created a monster."
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"Well, there's only one thing to do, Lois."
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"And I know just how to do it. To the Hinden-Peter!"
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"Oh, my God! Joe, I am so sorry."
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"How can you afford these things?"
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"Why don't you come on over and we can..."
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"try to get things back to the way they used to be?"
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