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Clips from Family Guy - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (S04E04)

"- The blades are still spinning! - Oh, my God, Peter! What is that thing?"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Peter, thanks a lot for having us out on your boat."
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"- No problem. - Peter, are you sure Santos and Pasqual..."
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"don't mind coming in on a Saturday to serve us drinks?"
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"Are you kidding, Lois? They're Portuguese."
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"They look like little people."
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"What's going on? You having a good time?"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"I was thinking, you know, if you ever want to..."
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"I don't know, screw around or something."
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"So, you know, it's just something to mull around in the old noggin."
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"Damn. What is it about golf that always brings out the worst in me?"
Family Guy
"Yes, quite the female golfer."
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"All right, I caught a fish!"
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"You're gonna have to reach into the cookie jar."
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"Yeah, you go in and get that. Show that fishy who's boss."
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"Loretta, they have some of that three-bean salad you're so fond of."
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"Hey, Quagmire."
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"You name the time and the place, little neck."
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"I've always loved charades."
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"- Okay, guess who I am. - Ironside!"
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"- Larry Flynt! - Stephen Hawking!"
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"- Dr. Strangelove! - Roy Campanella!"
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"Neil Armstrong! Stretch Armstrong!"
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"Stretch Cunningham! Howard Cunningham! Potsie Weber!"
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"Natalie Wood. Definitely Natalie Wood."
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"- Somebody save him, he can't swim! - He's not even kicking."
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"Somebody help him!"
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"You were right, Peter. It was Natalie Wood."
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"Lois, why the hell do we have to take a stupid CPR class?"
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"Because, Peter, none of us knew what to do when Joe was drowning."
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"Now, be quiet and pay attention."
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"Hi, there. I'd like to welcome you all to CPR."
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"There's one. There's another."
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"That's good."
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"I see that soda up under your chair. That's all right."
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"Soda's all right on my watch. We also got Oreos here and fresh coffee."
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"Everybody likes a snack."
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"Now, who wants to go first?"
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"No takers? Well, fine. I'll go first."
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"Peter, why don't you volunteer?"
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"No, I don't volunteer for anything since I helped those guys..."
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"repaint the Sistine Chapel."
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"Listen, I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame. So I put this up."
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"I figured Andre the Giant would be a little hipper."
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"It's hard, jagged, and tastes like alcohol."
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"Just like kissing Faye Dunaway."
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"Easy now."
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"I can't believe we just did that."
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"But, you know, you have my e-mail address."
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"So drop me a line. And then I'll have yours."
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"Well, I'll see you later."
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"So, it's official. Y'all are card-carrying lifesavers."
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"I am now Peter Griffin, certified CPR."
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"Come on, Lois! I've got lives to save."
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"Thanks. Be safe."
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"Only a couple of Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats."
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"Sorry, I was dialing the phone. Are you all right?"
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"Don't worry about it. Doesn't look like there's any..."
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"- What the hell are you doing? - You know, I don't think he's hurt."
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"I'll get to you in a moment, sir. I'm gonna have to check..."
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"- I've got to check if you've soiled yourself. - Get off of me. Are you crazy?"
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"Sir? I'm gonna need you to stop struggling, all right?"
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"- Leave him alone. - I hurt my elbow!"
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"- I've got to get these trousers off. - Somebody call the cops!"
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"Get off him, you jackass!"
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"I'm gonna need you to step back. All right, Looks like we're clean down here."
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"You guys take it easy. No need to thank me. Just pay it forward."
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"- So they revoked your CPR card, huh? - Yeah."
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"This is worse than when they took away my library card..."
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"for reading while intoxicated."
Family Guy
"Don't be ashamed of your hand, Johnny Tremain."
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""The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one!""
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"You could always take the class again."
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"I mean, I'm sure they'd give you another card."
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"- Hey, do you hear that? - What?"
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"Sounds like someone screaming."
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"- Somebody fall through the ice? - It's summer."
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"Bobcat?"
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"- Holy crap! - We should go."
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"Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex."
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"- Peter, that wasn't... - You know, for a large, heavyset..."
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"black guy, Cleveland's got a cute, little white ass."
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"That wasn't Cleveland. It was some white guy."
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"- What was that? - Shut up and put some more..."
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"of that sugar in my bowl."
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"then Loretta's having an affair."
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"We can't tell anyone about this."
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"What a day! We've done everything in the world."
Family Guy
"So I guess the only thing left to do..."
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"is tell you that Loretta Brown is having an affair."
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"- Good Lord! - Oh, no!"
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"Oh, God! I'm screwed."
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"This is worse than that time I had to fess up to the nation."
Family Guy
"I did ga-googity that girl."
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"I ga-shmoigedied her ga-flavety with my googus."
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"And I am sorry."
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"Yeah, any idea who it was, Peter?"
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"with a tattoo on his left butt cheek."
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"Well, I better tell Cleveland. I got a knack for delivering bad news."
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"I don't know how to tell you this, Mr. DeVanney."
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"I hate to tell you, boy, that you have AIDS You've got the AIDS"
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"Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here"
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"Yes, you have AIDS Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS"
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"But full-blown AIDS Not HIV, but really"
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"You've got the AIDS"
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"The reason I asked you out here..."
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"I've been wanting to talk to you about something."
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"that Superman rips off his chest and throws at the bad guy?"
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"Prepare to be destroyed, Superman!"
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"- What was that? - Yeah, take that, you jerk."
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"- That was a minor inconvenience. - Yeah, well, that's the idea."
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"- Didn't see that coming, did you? - No."
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"Which actually brings me to my next point:"
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"- Your wife's cheating on you. - What?"
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