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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ms. Knope Goes To Washington (S05E05)

"and just let me cook in peace?"
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"These people are soft."
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"They're grill virgins."
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"they'll have been taken by the grill"
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"Mmm..."
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"The first time is so beautiful."
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"like the Roosevelts or the Clintons."
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"I've got a big meeting here."
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"Ben is off running a congressional campaign."
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"I mean, the only way we could be more awesome"
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"Oh, wait. We do."
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"What's this in reference to?"
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"for the Federal Riverbed Preservation Grant."
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"Oh. Most people just mail their applications in."
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"Mr. Jepson actually had to step out for the day."
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"Oh, uh, I'm sorry."
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"Does he have office hours?"
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"He's unavailable for the rest of the week."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, you know, there's a-a CD inside"
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"that, uh, plays the sound of a babbling river,"
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"and I was going to play that while I gave my presentation."
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"I was also going to show a DVD"
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"that had some images of frolicking river otters."
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"You know what? I-I'll make sure he reads it."
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"What city is it for?"
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"Is that Pawnee, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,"
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"Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma,"
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"or Texas?"
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"- Indiana. - Okay."
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"Look at this."
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"This whole place is your office."
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"Nope. This is my office."
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"Ben, you're fired. It's my office now."
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"Boom. You heard the boss."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How'd it go?"
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"- Yeah? - Okay, I think."
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"Well, I have a surprise for you."
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"Uh, there's a swanky D.C. Cocktail party at the Hay-Adams,"
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"and I got us all on the list."
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"Wow, look at you. You're a big shot."
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"I mean, is this, like, a shorts or a pants kind of gala?"
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"I know that Ron doesn't want us to eat anything"
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"before the meat, but I smuggled in some candy."
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"Oh, thank God. I'm starving."
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"Raisins?"
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"So remember to pace yourself."
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"I can't even follow my own advice."
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"It's too delicious."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas."
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"That one's called "Sparkle Suds.""
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"Dress loud."
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"This morning you put glitter in the butter."
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""Disco Dairy." Spread the party."
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"No, that's not a good idea. That's terrible."
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"Y'all want anything?"
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"- We're good. We're really good. - Nope."
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"Just spending a little time with my baby girl."
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"Ew."
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"There's so much free food at this party, honey."
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"Now put your used plate in my purse."
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"I almost have a complete set."
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"Kate works at the Pentagon and Lacey works for Eric Cantor."
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"I was just recently elected. I'm a councilwoman."
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"Local government is so important."
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"My grandma's on the city council in her town."
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"Gives her a reason to leave the house."
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"It's called Pawnee."
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"Pawnee, Missouri?"
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"Oh, my-- that is so random."
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"I've been there-- totally cute."
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"Pawnee, Missouri, is a total craphole."
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"Ben and I both did some amazing things today."
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"He scored a victory for the congressional campaign"
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"And I was mistaken for Beverly D'Angelo"
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"by a Japanese tourist."
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"So, pretty big day for both of us."
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"Ron, can I have a burger? I'm hungry."
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"For the last time, no burgers yet."
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"I've got ribs, and I've got beef cheek."
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"Ron, where are my vegan soy patties?"
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"Oh, I gave them to the kids. They love them."
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"This barbecue stinks. I'm saying it. It stinks."
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"Do you have any plates or anything?"
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"Ron, if no one takes me to the bathroom,"
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"All right. Forget it."
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"You have ruined a perfectly good barbecue"
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"- I think I need some fresh air. - We're outside."
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"they're so smart and accomplished and pretty."
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"And they're tall."
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"It's like C-Span and Neiman Marcus had kids"
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"or something."
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"Hey, so there's a couple more people I want you to meet."
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"Great. I can't wait to meet, like, five more tall women."
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"Excuse me, Senators?"
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"Ben Wyatt, from Congressman Murray's campaign."
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"I wanted to introduce my friend Leslie Knope--"
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"Senators Barbara Boxer and Olympia Snow."
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"- A pleasure to meet you. - How do you do?"
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"I am a city councilwoman from Pawnee, Indiana."
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"- I'm sure that's not true. - But it is."
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"We've got tons of problems."
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"and, uh, you are incredibly amazing women,"
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"and thank you for your time."
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"Hello?"
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"- What's going on? - Nothing."
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"I'm just tired, okay?"
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"and it's 120 degrees out with 200% humidity,"
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"'cause this is a stupid swamp town."
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"on Leslie's list of amazing women."
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"I do. I did."
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"You're the most amazing boyfriend ever."
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"Journal needs a quote for the profile."
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"It's fine. Just go."
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"I'll see you at your apartment later."
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"Excuse me. I just need to get my coat here."
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"Are you-- are you okay?"
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"Can I get you anything?"
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"All right."
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