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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ms. Knope Goes To Washington (S05E05)

"because I have a very important meeting"
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"Romantic reunions, government meetings,"
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"and buy myself a waffle sundae? Yes."
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"- Oh, I brought you one. - You did?"
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"I didn't--"
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"I didn't mean literally. There were some notes in it."
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"I need to get some flip-flops."
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"Leslie's gone."
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"Ron has taken initiative, and he is leading the meeting."
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"He's not joking."
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"the annual Parks Department employee-appreciation barbecue."
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"Employment Enjoyment Summerslam Grill Jam Fun-splosion?"
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"That's right."
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"the slip'n slide-a-thon,"
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"about parks rules and regulations?"
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""Parks and Dolls.""
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"♪ and its gates are open from dawn till dark. ♪"
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"I am not doing any of that, which is the point."
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"Every summer Leslie throws a barbecue"
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"It's horrifying."
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"Barbecues should be about one thing--"
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"There will be no froofy desserts."
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"There will be no adult men in costumes."
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"And most of all,"
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"Well, Ron, can we at least have corn on the cob?"
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""As in the hearts of the people for whom he saved the Union,"
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"the memory of Abraham Lincoln is enshrined forever.""
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"Andy, what are you doing?"
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"Everything in this city is a clue."
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"Nothing in that movie is accurate."
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"Check it out."
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"I think that's just gum."
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"How do I know this isn't a treasure map"
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"just waiting to be unfurled?"
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"- Because it's gum. - That's gum."
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"So you can see that the color changes"
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"about 1/3 of the way up, and it's when construction"
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"was actually halted on the monu--"
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"Let's talk on the way. 1776, a nation was born."
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"I offered Ron a job last month,"
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"and he turned me down."
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"But now I see that this is truly where he belongs."
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"Way to be, Ron!"
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"You're really getting it done, man!"
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"Okay, let's begin the barbecue."
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"What are you doing? Oh, no."
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"No!"
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"Why are you doing this to us?"
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"have looked their dinner in the eyes"
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"Burn."
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"Seriously?"
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"but that is his given, Christian name."
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"Tom is very smart and incredibly loyal."
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"He's basically a dog."
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"Dude, there's kids around here."
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"Good point."
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"Which one of you youngsters"
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"wants to help me drain the blood from this animal?"
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"If you do a good job, I'll give you the bladder."
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"You can blow it up for a fun play ball."
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"You're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?"
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"This just says, "I can do what I want.""
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"I am the director of the Parks Department,"
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"Barbecue is postponed"
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"until I can go pick up some meat from the Food 'n' Stuff."
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"No, pig Tom."
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"and then Lincoln's pocket watch and the First Ladies exhibit"
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"and everything-- I want to see everything."
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"Hey, Leslie. Is this the train from Back to the Future III?"
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"- Get down from there. - I think it is."
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"and you're a hero."
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"like probably a treasure map."
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"Oh, hey. It's so good to see you."
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"It's so great to see you too."
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"Yikes."
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"Let's go get some astronaut ice cream or something."
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"We were thinking about maybe just--"
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"uh, we-- maybe we were gonna go back to--"
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"Sorry, hon. I actually have to go too."
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"Oh, really? I thought maybe we could sightsee together."
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"I know. I have, like, 1,000 meetings."
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"Oh, but you know what you should see"
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"Farewell address candle stand."
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"That was the first thing I was going to see."
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"Okay."
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"Are you talking to my butt?"
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"- Yes. - Okay."
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"Where is Swanson?"
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"It feels like I just exercised."
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"Just sit on the ground."
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"It's dirty, and I'm wearing my summer linens."
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"God, you're such a baby."
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"Look, I brought a picnic blanket from your house."
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"That's a Merino wool throw for my Eames chair!"
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"No such luck, Donna."
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"Everyone said it wouldn't last."
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"And it didn't."
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"Shocking that our drunken plan to move in together"
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"wasn't a success."
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"- Let's move in together. - Totally."
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"No take-backs when we sober up, though, partner."
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"No take-backs, partner."
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"Huge."
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"However, everyone was being so smug about it,"
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"so we're pretending to still be together."
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"even though they are, but still."
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"If she finds out that we broke up,"
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"I'll go bankrupt."
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"Yes, I am returned."
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"No. Not so fast, Shirley."
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"I just have to thaw the meat, season it, and grill it up."
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"So it's going to be a few hours."
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"No, Ron."
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"My tummy's rumbling. It's scary."
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"Tommy's got the tum-rums."
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"I'm now feeling that your guests are getting a little antsy."
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"There you go."
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"What about for the children?"
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"Why don't you just give the kids water?"
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"Now, would everyone please back off"
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