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Clips from South Park - Let Go, Let Gov (S17E17)

"Jarvis, what have we got on an Eric Cartman?"
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"I think we need to change his status to ripped and sweet."
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"We need to change Eric Cartman's status."
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"And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones."
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"I know it was wrong to masturbate,"
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"and I know it was especially wrong"
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"Why do these people keep coming here?"
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"All: Yay!"
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"Congratulations, brother! How do you feel?"
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"[all cheering]"
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"Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun."
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"Now let's all pledge allegiance."
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"I pledge allegiance... all: To the flag..."
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"Shut up!"
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"Sit there and wait, and no cell phones or other things"
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"that pass time joyously!"
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"I'll put a stop to this."
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"Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare."
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"Not according to the central computer."
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"Sorry, but if central computer says he's not a threat,"
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"There's 300 million people out there."
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"of every single person in the country?"
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"How do you think we're able to really know who's doing what?"
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"But this is very top security stuff,"
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"Dude."
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"[ominous music]"
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"This is how we know who's a threat and who's not,"
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"How we know that- [whistle blowing]"
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"I am Eric Cartman!"
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"And I've got news for you."
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"Free Pass with Alec Baldwin."
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"Your secret is out, NSA."
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"And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,"
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"Now everyone knows the truth,"
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"Eric, honey, what's the matter?"
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"at what I exposed about the government,"
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"but nobody cares!"
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"but they're keeping us safe."
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"No, now you just sound like everybody else!"
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"No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon."
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"I do too."
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"I just want hot tea and codeine, no lemon!"
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"It's time to let go, Eric."
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"It's never too late."
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"What's this?"
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"And then all I have to do is go back to this place"
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"every time I do something wrong and admit it,"
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"[sniffles] That's pretty cool."
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"[rhythmic clapping]"
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"Eric Cartman, do you love your country?"
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"Perhaps we here at the DMV can start changing as well."
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"And when they do something wrong,"
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"Don't you see what we could become?"
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"and the director stated, "Hey, it came with the territory.""
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"to confess all wrongdoings at their nearest post office."
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"We've just received word that the U.S. Postal Service"
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"has been shut down due to rampant allegations"
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"of sex with young boys."
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"with confessions and guidance is your local news station."
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"Nobody wants to hear your goddamn conversations,"
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"Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,"
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"so I just played through the pain, you know what I'm saying?"
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"Then take that shit off speakerphone!"
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"always listening in on my phone calls."
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"Stop listening to my conversation, Kyle!"
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"Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government"
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"Dude, Toby, are you over at Lawrence's?"
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"but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita."
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"What's up, everybody?"
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"There's gonna be a big rally to tell the government"
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"Dude, I really can't hear you, Lawrence."
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"the directions to the rally site."
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"They say it's to keep us safe,"
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"Hello?"
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"well, thanks for watching over me"
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"Dude, my Twitter account might already be compromised."
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"and get all their secrets out to the public,"
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"that are homophobic."
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"I'm at a Yankees game right now."
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"[chorus singing]"
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"Don't let your social media"
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"slow down your need to communicate with the world."
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"and then to everyone else on Shitter."
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"Yeah, because the government won't respect my privacy."
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"at Mike Douglas' house, and I fucked Kim Basinger."
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"What else can I do?"
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"Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?"
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"Yes. Yes, I will."
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"Oh, thank you! I will!"
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"# Living in America, eye to eye #"
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"# Hand to hand, across the nation #"
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"Okay, we from Jehovah Witness."
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"Whazze?"
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"When was the last time you went to your local DMV?"
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"of little girls with their heads on fire."
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"That just going to the DMV"
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"Have a nice day!"
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"good people, people who just want to keep America safe."
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"- Hey, Joe. - What you got, Miller?"
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"It's a never-ending grind here at the NSA,"
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"If you think you got the stomach for this,"
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"then we could definitely use your help, young man."
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"reading my private emails anyway?"
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"Yeah, we've heard of that."
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"and the home of the brave,"
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"and that land won't be home so long as folks out there"
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"and as you're sitting there on the toilet"
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"Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]"
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"My colleague and I, we want to share our experience at DMV."
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"We went to DMV."
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""Your local DMV is funded by your tax dollars"
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"and it wants to forgive you"
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"but I'm close, very close."
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"Any files on Eric Cartman?"
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"But I am done forever with Game of Thrones."
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"Thank you!"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"How much longer I got to wait?"
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"then we can't do anything."
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