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Clips from South Park - Let Go, Let Gov (S17E17)

"People who take their cats on planes should be shot."
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"In 1992, I had sex with the queen of Monaco."
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"Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter."
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"Just finished my Shitter commercial."
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"Time to go find a pussy sandwich."
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"All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?"
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"and see if I can expose some of their secrets."
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"You can follow me on my Shitter account"
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"at #keepthegovernment outofmybusiness.com."
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"Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in."
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"all our emails and Twitter accounts."
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"With Shitter, I don't even need a cell phone."
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"My thoughts are sent directly to the Internet"
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"- Wow! - Yes."
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"Now as I infiltrate the NSA,"
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"I'll be able to broadcast everything"
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"to all my Shitter followers."
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"Just two so far, me and Alec Baldwin."
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"I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich"
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"at this amazing deli run by two faggots in Chelsea."
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"Oh, kewl."
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"I'll have to try it out sometime, LOL."
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"In 1982, I was at a party"
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"Wow, that's cool. She's cute. Wink emoji."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they saw me."
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"Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me."
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"They see everything."
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"Really, really bad."
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"Are these people nice?"
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"They're the meanest people on planet Earth."
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"and this little person was singing a song."
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"I think her name was Pink."
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"And I didn't like the song, and so I yelled,"
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"And while she was looking for a book,"
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"while no one was looking."
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"and I sang My Country 'Tis of Thee 100 times,"
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"and I watched America's Got Talent twice!"
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"Oh, I feel so much better already."
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"# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #"
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"All right, and your name?"
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"[typing, computer beeps]"
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"I don't see you on the list, Mr. Clinton."
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"Oh, well, must be a clerical mistake,"
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"If you're ever in Los Angeles,"
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"be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt."
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"She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots"
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"in Chelsea a run for their money."
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"What have you got, Patricia?"
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"[clears throat]"
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"I was, um, sure that the appointment was today."
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"Come on upstairs, and I'll show you around,"
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"see if you're fit for the job."
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"[knock at door]"
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"My colleague and I are going through the neighborhood"
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"Sure, I love the truth!"
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"and we believe, sir, that many people"
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"What's a Jehovah's Witness?"
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"Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth."
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"I was once like you."
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"I know not what to believe,"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Yes, because Jehovah"
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"like the little girl, will burn in the fire."
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"Oh, you can walk there."
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"It's incredible!"
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"See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,"
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"doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures"
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"and letting go of all my wrongdoings"
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"filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else."
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"This'll tell you most of what you need to know about the DMV,"
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"and your government wants you to be happy."
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"Right this way, Bill."
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"All right, keep an eye on him. Let me know if anything changes."
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"to keep track of everyone."
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"The mom said yes but called her husband first"
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"to make sure there weren't any dinner plans."
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"Will do."
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"Sir, you might want to check this out."
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"32-year-old pizza delivery man."
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"He just put on his Twitter account that he hates America"
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"4:16 P.M."
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"as he went to question the possible suspect."
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"Hopefully the NSA has no idea of my secret intentions."
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"Well, well, the NSA. I should've known."
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"We want to talk to you about some tweets"
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"you've been tweeting."
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"Say, what right does the government have"
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"We've also heard of the Declaration of Independence."
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"doesn't have the right to go around"
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"poking their noses in the emails of its citizens."
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"That is, until a plane flies into a couple towers"
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"but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,"
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"want to take that American flag and shove it so far up your anus"
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"that you crap stars and stripes for a week,"
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"there's one thing I can guarantee."
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"You won't care who's checking your Twitter account then."
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"I never thought of it that way."
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"I fucked Jack Lemmon's makeup girl in a Porta Potty. Whoops."
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"[laughter on TV]"
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"Hello, Craig!"
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"The truth about what?"
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"and seeing if you've accepted the government into your heart."
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"and a big tidal wave of peace and serenity"
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"You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,"
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"in here, Craig."
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"Could you read this part out loud?"
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"Yeah."
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"send the nasty text, put up nasty pictures"
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"on my nasty Facebook,"
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"If the government, sir-"
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"if they gonna put the file in the cloud,"
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"then I want to make sure I come clean about the bad ones"
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"Uh-huh. Did you follow all that, Craig?"
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"to keep track of everyone in the country,"
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"I just hope that I'm not found out as a whistleblower"
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"Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails"
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"and phone calls, um, how do I know which people to start with?"
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"People who have a status of threat, possible threat,"
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"The more we pay attention to them,"
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