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Clips from South Park - Let Go, Let Gov (S17E17)

"What the-"
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"Forever!"
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"Next please! [bell rings]"
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"I-I feel really good!"
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"I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be"
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"This is the DMV. There will be no joy here."
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"Uh, people keep showing up"
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"Look, I am telling you that you are making a huge mistake."
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"Can't do anything? You're the NSA."
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"- I don't know. - All right, I'll show you."
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"because if people knew how we did it,"
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"then everyone would do it, then our enemies would do it."
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"We can't let our enemies get their hands on this."
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"[electronic beeping and buzzing]"
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"[mechanical whirring]"
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"Hi, everybody, and welcome to my new show on MSNBC,"
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"you can kiss your program good-bye."
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"I infiltrated the NSA, and I was a whistleblower,"
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"Nobody cares that Santa Claus"
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"[crying]"
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"Honey, it's okay."
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"No, it'll be fine."
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"How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?"
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"How would you like to know the truth?"
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"Don't you see there's no other way?"
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"Just let the government into your heart."
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"It's too late for me, Butters."
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"I have to go to Russia and live with the commie dwarves."
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"Your government doesn't listen in on you to punish you."
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"to be honest about your mistakes."
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"- I can be forgiven? - Yes!"
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"I do! I love my country!"
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"Do you pledge allegiance to the flag?"
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"It's a nice change to see people happy at the DMV."
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"Why, the DMV can be a place"
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"where people come to get things off their chest-"
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"that they're worth something in this world."
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"The DMV was shut down today"
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"The heads of the DMV were arrested,"
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"With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked"
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"It now appears that the only people who can be trusted"
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"# People spouting, "Howdy neighbor" #"
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"# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"I am so sick of that stupid bitch."
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"Blabbing, prissy little skank!"
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"holding the cell phone out like this"
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"and talking on speakerphone."
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"You're not that important!"
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"How many hours were you guys playing?"
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"Like, six hours, dude,"
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"and my friends were all like, "Dude, Cartman,"
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"- Argh! - You were playing football?"
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""I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle.""
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"In the end, though, they really needed me to play,"
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"You totally started crying and quit the game!"
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"Kyle, this is a private conversation."
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"Is that that same kid?"
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"Yeah, it's that kid Kyle again."
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"How do we have a choice?"
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"What are you, the NSA?"
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"Yeah, yeah, you said that."
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"My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone."
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"- Yeah, we're ditching school. - You're what? What'd you say?"
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"Me and Toby are ditching school!"
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"I'm telling you guys,"
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"Just between you and me, I think everyone's too stupid"
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"We have to do something about this."
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"We need to organize a rally."
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"- It'd be cool! - I know, right?"
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"A big rally to tell the government"
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"to stay out of our private lives!"
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"I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now."
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"That's why this is so important, you know?"
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"for my "Stop Listening to Me" website."
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"It's me again just kicking it at my school."
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"Gonna tweet you all the details,"
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"but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret."
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"You guys gonna update your blogs too?"
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"Are you outside or something?"
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"I said I got your tweet of the address."
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"You got to start Googling everyone"
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"Toby, you there, bro? Yeah, I'm here, bro."
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"Bro, you got to, um, email Dex about the rally"
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"and see if he'll bring petition forms."
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"That is the last straw, Kyle!"
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"Everybody! Everybody, hey!"
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"Just so you know, we might have an NSA agent"
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"right here at our school."
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"Hey, government."
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"I just want to say, well-"
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"And please watch over Mommy and Daddy"
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"and my friends, Stan and Kyle, Craig and Token,"
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"I know he can be a meanie sometimes,"
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"for making me feel so safe and looked after."
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"And if it wouldn't be too much trouble,"
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"Dude, they have gone too far this time!"
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"I went to Amazon to see if they had Grand Theft Auto V,"
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"and it says, "You might also be interested"
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"in the Blu-ray for Star Trek.""
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"I'm totally interested in the Blu-ray for Star Trek"
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"How did they know that unless the government"
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"is keeping tabs on me?"
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"This is war, bro."
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"Like what?"
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"Nah, don't do that."
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"I think we have a nosy Nancy in the room."
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"If I'm going to infiltrate the NSA"
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"You need that new thing where you don't need to type."
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"What, they already have something better than Twitter?"
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"You haven't seen the Alec Baldwin commercial?"
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"No. What Alec Baldwin commercial?"
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"Hello, I'm Alec Baldwin, and I love social media."
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"But sometimes I accidentally tweet things"
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"That's when I realized"
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"but I know that everyone in America"
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"that can actually take the thoughts in your head"
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"God, I love baseball."
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