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Clips from Scrubs - My Soul on Fire: Part 2 (S08E08)

"J.D.: She left Turk alone at sea."
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"Plus, I needed to say how much I loved her"
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"And you're naked. Perfect."
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"Either one of you two idiots seen my computer?"
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"I did see a mermaid."
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"for forcing him to have a wedding ceremony."
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"If I'm gonna have a ceremony. I just need a little help."
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"Go sunscreen up again"
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"Sure. Where's Doug?"
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"Oh, no. I forgot to give him his invite."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Just stupid. You look stupid."
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"Book Doug into the next Dealing with Rejection seminar in my garage."
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"- Eighty bucks. - Eighty bucks? Can I take that class?"
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"Oh, man."
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"See, that's not dealing with rejection."
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"I could work wonders with you, my friend."
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"Hundred bucks? Sweet."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"I'm getting married tomorrow, and I need help."
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"Ted, you're in charge of location and music."
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"Todd, you are in charge of locating a justice of the peace"
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"and finding a sea turtle to serve as a ring-bearer. Any questions?"
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"Yeah."
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"Who's this dude?"
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"- Ah. The man's a born leader. - Drink."
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"- You know what? Let's, uh... - Drink, damn it."
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"Check out this awesome place Turk and I found this morning."
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"It's called Tahiti Beach, and it's out, like, right in the middle of the ocean."
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"We got a kid to videotape us, but it was good you weren't there,"
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"because he had red hair. I know how that nauseates you."
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"That's us doing some muscle poses."
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"Look how firm Turk looks."
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"Dude."
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"Yo! My wife gave me that camera!"
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"His mistake was running backwards with the camera on us."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"So we're not gonna talk about yesterday?"
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"So we're not gonna talk about yesterday?"
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"What is so crazy about wanting to hear "I love you""
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"Oh, good, it's not over."
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"Oh, you knew I wasn't serious."
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"It is distinctly not fun anymore. And would you like to know why?"
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"I had to make sure Izzy fell asleep."
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"Why do you have to be a mommy all the time?"
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"Hey, I still make sure you get sex at least once a week."
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"sometimes it makes me feel like you don't love me."
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"Yeah. No, I know he's upset,"
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"I guess you're pretty bummed about the wedding mix-up, huh?"
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"Yeah, I thought it would be."
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"Carol? Close me up."
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"- Van? - Van. Stretch it out."
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"- Van. - Van."
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"Where'd you find this idiot?"
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"Van got me through med school."
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"Did a couple of them right here in this very bar."
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"I find that both fascinating and disgusting."
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"I shouldn't have to make some crazy gesture."
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"You just went online for three hours"
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"and spent a fortune getting a tiki for Turk."
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"Elliot, I don't really think $436"
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"for an actual faux-marble imitation tiki is a fortune."
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"- Was that total or each? - That's irrelevant."
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"Besides, weren't you the one who said"
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"that there's no drama at that particular moment"
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"that she can't wait to share that warm, fuzzy feeling with you"
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"I want you to be comforted by the fact that that doesn't sound ridiculous at all."
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"It's a crazy cleaning person's scam for presents."
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"Oh, then, by all means, continue being an ass."
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"Please."
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"It's because I am a mommy. All the time."
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"I have a baby at home, I have one in here,"
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"and I have another one who expects me to work,"
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"raise his kids, buy his clothes, make his food,"
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"run his life, and still have all the energy in the world left"
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"to sex him up every night,"
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"And then you said my mom was gonna go to doggy hell, too,"
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"when she died?"
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"Right. I wanted to do you right there in the vet's office."
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"Fine. I'll see you at the wedding. Smile for the camera, honey."
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"Excuse me. Payback time. Let's go."
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"Bye, boys."
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"Stop it."
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"J.D.: The Janitor's wedding day seemed like any other."
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"One Bahama Mama, please."
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"And, if you could, the electric razor from my bag."
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"Thanks again."
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"I've not sun-screened up yet."
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"Live a little."
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"Here's the incredibly breathtaking view of Hope Town,"
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"and, what do you know?"
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"Well, he made me change my wedding plans,"
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"and, as punishment, he's gonna spend 10 minutes on top of this lighthouse."
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"That's all I gotta do?"
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"That's it, my friend."
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"Then how come I got these fish taped to my hands?"
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"Psych! None for you, preggers."
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"Damn it."
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"- Yes, of course. - Yep."
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"Crap. He hates Audrey Hepburn."
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"Okay. Thanks, guys."
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"I just want to look great for my honey bunny."
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"Oh, that's my nickname for him."
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"He also loves it, 'cause it's his favorite sandwich."
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"I feel like I've finally found the perfect man, you know?"
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"Oh, please, there's no such thing."
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"Face it, men are just gassy, selfish, sex-crazed egomaniacs"
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"who were put on this Earth to make your life miserable, that's it."
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"I'm getting married in, like, 10 minutes."
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"Lady, are these some roots I'm seeing? Is this your natural color?"
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"Well. I'm just gonna go grab a sip of my drink."
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"- Okay. - I touched it! It's all over me!"
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"A hungry seabird pooed on my shirt."
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"- What? - It's the mermaid."
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"Oh, my God. This is the father of my child."
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"nor am I that familiar with the Bible."
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"- We're not gonna do that. - Okay, he doesn't want to do that."
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"Here we go. These guys are getting married today."
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"All right, then. It is now time to join these two as only the Creator can."
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"- Where's Bob? - He's right over there."
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