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Clips from Scrubs - My Soul on Fire: Part 2 (S08E08)

I'll be the judge of that. Hi, Bob Kelso. Excuse me.

"I'll be the judge of that. Hi, Bob Kelso. Excuse me."

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Elliot was mad at me for never saying "I love you" in a romantic enough way.

"Elliot was mad at me for never saying "I love you" in a romantic enough way."

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Ma'am?

"Ma'am?"

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Lady?

"Lady?"

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Maybe you just spooked it.

"Maybe you just spooked it."

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Oh, cute. Look, an eel.

"Oh, cute. Look, an eel."

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I was supposed to meet Carla out here for a little surf n' Turk.

"I was supposed to meet Carla out here for a little surf n' Turk."

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Elliot's mad at me because I didn't say "I love you" right.

"Elliot's mad at me because I didn't say "I love you" right."

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You know what? That eel's looking at me funny.

"You know what? That eel's looking at me funny."

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Yeah, he's got a mind of his own.

"Yeah, he's got a mind of his own."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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Well, that's about right.

"Well, that's about right."

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Maybe the mermaid took it.

"Maybe the mermaid took it."

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and call an emergency meeting of the Brain Trust. Island style.

"and call an emergency meeting of the Brain Trust. Island style."

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Where's Todd?

"Where's Todd?"

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Last time I saw him, he was stuffing seaweed into his bathing suit.

"Last time I saw him, he was stuffing seaweed into his bathing suit."

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He's getting married and he didn't invite any of us?

"He's getting married and he didn't invite any of us?"

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And why are you carrying around your invitations?

"And why are you carrying around your invitations?"

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No room for you, Ted.

"No room for you, Ted."

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One hundred bucks.

"One hundred bucks."

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Salad tastes like sunscreen.

"Salad tastes like sunscreen."

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That's because you put sunscreen on it.

"That's because you put sunscreen on it."

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All right, welcome to the second international meeting of the Brain Trust.

"All right, welcome to the second international meeting of the Brain Trust."

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I'll begin this as I began the meeting six years ago in Guatemala.

"I'll begin this as I began the meeting six years ago in Guatemala."

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Plus, he can speak to dolphins. Or so he says.

"Plus, he can speak to dolphins. Or so he says."

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Drink.

"Drink."

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Anyway, that's when we realized the kid was trying to steal the camera.

"Anyway, that's when we realized the kid was trying to steal the camera."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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J.D.: Unfortunately, the smoothing over didn't work.

"J.D.: Unfortunately, the smoothing over didn't work."

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You were a little crazy before, now it's over.

"You were a little crazy before, now it's over."

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in a meaningful and romantic way?

"in a meaningful and romantic way?"

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I recall you saying that you were happy I couldn't spend time with you.

"I recall you saying that you were happy I couldn't spend time with you."

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Then you know what?

"Then you know what?"

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I'm sick of pretending that we don't like each other.

"I'm sick of pretending that we don't like each other."

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Because A, we are over 12 and B, we actually do like each other.

"Because A, we are over 12 and B, we actually do like each other."

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In fact, brace yourself, we love each other.

"In fact, brace yourself, we love each other."

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Why do you always say that? Huh?

"Why do you always say that? Huh?"

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I got to be honest with you,

"I got to be honest with you,"

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I just want to thank you for equating getting sex with love.

"I just want to thank you for equating getting sex with love."

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but just put him on the phone? Okay, Carol?

"but just put him on the phone? Okay, Carol?"

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So, what's it like there? Is it awesome?

"So, what's it like there? Is it awesome?"

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Right there. With you.

"Right there. With you."

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And I meant it. Then.

"And I meant it. Then."

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But you don't now?

"But you don't now?"

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I'm a girl. That's how it works.

"I'm a girl. That's how it works."

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And guess what? All relationships have drama, okay?

"And guess what? All relationships have drama, okay?"

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Okay, when a woman says there doesn't have to be any drama,

"Okay, when a woman says there doesn't have to be any drama,"

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before there's any new drama.

"before there's any new drama."

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Elliot, it's not a real wedding.

"Elliot, it's not a real wedding."

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even though his longies are actually pretty damn long.

"even though his longies are actually pretty damn long."

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You obviously know how I feel about you.

"You obviously know how I feel about you."

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Why are you trying to change me? This? That works for us.

"Why are you trying to change me? This? That works for us."

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Remember when my dog died and you told me he went to doggy hell?

"Remember when my dog died and you told me he went to doggy hell?"

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Because of her dog face.

"Because of her dog face."

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Suit yourself. Just leave me alone.

"Suit yourself. Just leave me alone."

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Oh, babe, don't be late for the wedding.

"Oh, babe, don't be late for the wedding."

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- Morning, Bob. - Well, good morning, Gary.

"- Morning, Bob. - Well, good morning, Gary."

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For God's sake, Ted, get some sun.

"For God's sake, Ted, get some sun."

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Sea birds! No!

"Sea birds! No!"

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No!

"No!"

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Oh, no, no, no. You look beautiful.

"Oh, no, no, no. You look beautiful."

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Let me fix your hair.

"Let me fix your hair."

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Look at Perry, he pretends he's cold and emotionless,

"Look at Perry, he pretends he's cold and emotionless,"

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who wants to talk about our relationship all the time.

"who wants to talk about our relationship all the time."

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- Go take a shower. - Thank you.

"- Go take a shower. - Thank you."

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Nice hat. Does it come in a human size?

"Nice hat. Does it come in a human size?"

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Go get a new one from the gift shop. You're gonna miss it.

"Go get a new one from the gift shop. You're gonna miss it."

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Oh, you're an idiot.

"Oh, you're an idiot."

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Then why doesn't she have a tail?

"Then why doesn't she have a tail?"

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All right, I am not a strong public speaker,

"All right, I am not a strong public speaker,"

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So we will do what we can.

"So we will do what we can."

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Now, if you're excited for a wedding today,

"Now, if you're excited for a wedding today,"

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let me hear you say, "Whoo!"

"let me hear you say, "Whoo!""

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Just like that. It's fun if you throw your shoulders back.

"Just like that. It's fun if you throw your shoulders back."

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And, as a special treat, they thought it would be nice

"And, as a special treat, they thought it would be nice"

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if you all stood and they were to sit. So. Shall we?

"if you all stood and they were to sit. So. Shall we?"

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- It's hot! - Too bad.

"- It's hot! - Too bad."

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Uh, it hasn't worked for me.

"Uh, it hasn't worked for me."

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You know, to try and make the best of it.

"You know, to try and make the best of it."

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From here down. From here down for hitting.

"From here down. From here down for hitting."

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J.D.: Even though it was a wedding,

"J.D.: Even though it was a wedding,"

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You're gonna find that it always has the other person's stink on it

"You're gonna find that it always has the other person's stink on it"

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and you can't get that stuff off your shirt,

"and you can't get that stuff off your shirt,"

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And do you...

"And do you..."

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And, do you...

"And, do you..."

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Ow! That was off the burn.

"Ow! That was off the burn."

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You know what we'll do? We'll just say this.

"You know what we'll do? We'll just say this."

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Terrible job. Good luck.

"Terrible job. Good luck."

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I know that I'm weird.

"I know that I'm weird."

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So the thing is that I always kind of figured that I would end up alone.

"So the thing is that I always kind of figured that I would end up alone."

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- And then you came along. - Mmm-hmm.

"- And then you came along. - Mmm-hmm."

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And I don't think I'll ever stop appreciating you for that.

"And I don't think I'll ever stop appreciating you for that."

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I love you, too.

"I love you, too."

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J.D.: And right then, we all realized the value of the romantic gesture.

"J.D.: And right then, we all realized the value of the romantic gesture."

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From one person who loves someone

"From one person who loves someone"

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to another.

"to another."

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'cause the thought alone is killing me right now

"'cause the thought alone is killing me right now"

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'cause we don't know how

"'cause we don't know how"

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Hey ya

"Hey ya"

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Got it, just don't get it till there's nothing at all

"Got it, just don't get it till there's nothing at all"

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Hey. What time does that wedding start?

"Hey. What time does that wedding start?"

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Everything I do is more fun if you're doing it with me.

"Everything I do is more fun if you're doing it with me."

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- Don't... - Oh, yeah!

"- Don't... - Oh, yeah!"

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Big mama.

"Big mama."

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for me to put how I feel about you into words.

"for me to put how I feel about you into words."

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But I guess I'll give it a shot.

"But I guess I'll give it a shot."

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- Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know.

"- Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know."

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I had to wrestle him to the ground to get this,

"I had to wrestle him to the ground to get this,"

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You're my dream girl.

"You're my dream girl."

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I'll have a Bahama Mama, please.

"I'll have a Bahama Mama, please."

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Yeah, this is a beautiful place.

"Yeah, this is a beautiful place."

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J.D.: The second we got to the Abacos for the Janitor's wedding,

"J.D.: The second we got to the Abacos for the Janitor's wedding,"

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Dr. Kelso, well... He set up shop at the bar.

"Dr. Kelso, well... He set up shop at the bar."

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That's the best Bahama Mama I've ever had.

"That's the best Bahama Mama I've ever had."

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we can get this party started. One Bahama Mama, please.

"we can get this party started. One Bahama Mama, please."

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You can have this back when mine comes.

"You can have this back when mine comes."

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Jordan wasn't happy with Dr. Cox for pretending he had work to do.

"Jordan wasn't happy with Dr. Cox for pretending he had work to do."

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And Carla was so busy being a mom...

"And Carla was so busy being a mom..."

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word"

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Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird

"Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird"

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