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Clips from Frasier - I Hate Frasier Crane (S01E01)

"I don't know. Eddie, must you?"
Frasier
"There is, who the murderer was."
Frasier
"It's nice you're still so dedicated."
Frasier
"- Hello, Niles. - Sorry I'm late."
Frasier
"It shattered her calm."
Frasier
"Well, isn't this nice? Feels just like home."
Frasier
"You've blessed our table with Your bounty."
Frasier
"May we always remember to share with those less fortunate."
Frasier
"- Still, I'd like to have seen it. - Why didn't you say so?"
Frasier
"Sometimes, he's really funny. What did he say?"
Frasier
"- 'OK.' - Good girl. Your problem..."
Frasier
"(Telephone clicks)"
Frasier
"It's certainly an interesting situation she's in. Don't you think so, Roz?"
Frasier
"Yes."
Frasier
"'OK, I'm back.'"
Frasier
"'Sorry. I'll be right back.'"
Frasier
"You've got to take one call at a time from now on."
Frasier
"As some of you may know, yesterday,"
Frasier
"What trenchant criticism (!) Move aside, Voltaire (!)"
Frasier
"there's a new kid in town."
Frasier
"One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow"
Frasier
""l hate Frasier Crane.""
Frasier
"constructive critique of this show."
Frasier
"But, no, not our Mr Mann."
Frasier
"And, if we're lucky, it'll be one day soon."
Frasier
"- Funny running into you here. - I'm always here."
Frasier
"- Have you seen today's 'Times'? - No."
Frasier
"This is the second time in two days you've given me a paper."
Frasier
"Have you ever considered getting yourself a route?"
Frasier
"Oh, of course. It was at the, uh..."
Frasier
""Well, he asked for it...""
Frasier
""It's hard to say what to hate most about Crane's show,"
Frasier
""his pompous, sanctimonious style, his self-congratulatory references,"
Frasier
"- It's continued on 12. - I've read enough!"
Frasier
"- Can I get you anything? - How could he say something like that?"
Frasier
"In a few days, it'll blow over."
Frasier
"You're right."
Frasier
"Every five words there's one of his precious dot-dot-dots."
Frasier
"- What line is Stewart on? - He hung up."
Frasier
"I'm leaving all sorts of bodies in my wake today."
Frasier
"- 'Good, 'cos I was listening, too.' - And you are?"
Frasier
"I see."
Frasier
"Are you implying you want to fight me?"
Frasier
"We'll be back after these messages."
Frasier
"No, I don't think civilized people behave that way."
Frasier
"We are mature, thinking people, not cavemen."
Frasier
"and I know where you live, and I'll track you down!"
Frasier
"Her name was Helen."
Frasier
"No, I just got this feeling when I touched the picture."
Frasier
"A well-dressed man. He's wearing wing tips and a trench coat."
Frasier
"Hello, everyone."
Frasier
"Sometimes I get me signals crossed."
Frasier
"- What are you talking about? - I already won our little war of words."
Frasier
"The guys rode me about that for years."
Frasier
"Daphne, could you excuse us for a moment?"
Frasier
"The situation is not the same now."
Frasier
"I'm adult, I've been to med school, I have a position in this city."
Frasier
"You can talk about your medical school, your intellect, your place in this city..."
Frasier
"But you know what? It's all one big clarinet lesson."
Frasier
"Frasier, there's quite a crowd out there."
Frasier
"I'll be off to the left if you tear his ear off and want to throw it to me."
Frasier
"He's not here, Niles."
Frasier
"You know, and I've been running ever since."
Frasier
"What is it that makes us Crane boys such targets?"
Frasier
"- Hey, there. - Dad, what are you doing here?"
Frasier
"Dad, if you're worried that you talked me into something"
Frasier
"that I wasn't ready to do, you're wrong."
Frasier
"Who told you that I was going through with it?"
Frasier
"Frasier, there's something I want you to see."
Frasier
"He's gigantic."
Frasier
"- Yes... Yes, I am. - Good."
Frasier
"so fight dirty and throw the first punch."
Frasier
"Any doubts, check with a fellow in Manchester named Nigel Tavers."
Frasier
"I prefer if you guys stay here."
Frasier
"- Well, wish me luck. - Go, champ. That a boy."
Frasier
"I have to get their card. I need someone for our summer barbecue."
Frasier
"Look, they're starting to fight."
Frasier
"They're just sizing each other up."
Frasier
"(Siren)"
Frasier
"(Crowd jeers)"
Frasier
"- You'll have no more trouble from me. - OK."
Frasier
"I say we celebrate. A round of victory lattes on me."
Frasier
"Some of the guys are having a beer. Why don't you come?"
Frasier
"'Cos the Crane boys don't take clarinet lessons any more."
Frasier
"♪ Oh, my!"
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what to do with"
Frasier
"(Piano playing jazz)"
Frasier
"He's doing it again. Must this dog stare at me all the time?"
Frasier
"He must."
Frasier
"What is so fascinating about me?"
Frasier
"Am I some sort of canine enigma?"
Frasier
"No, I need these in order."
Frasier
"What is it?"
Frasier
"You're still trotting this out? He's been trying to solve this case for 20 years."
Frasier
"Cops have an instinct. Mine tells me this case can be cracked."
Frasier
"There must be one small thing I keep overlooking."
Frasier
"It's a hobby. Some guys build boats."
Frasier
"I figure out why a maniac kills a hooker"
Frasier
"and stuffs her into a bowling bag."
Frasier
"It's relaxing."
Frasier
"Maris had a run-in with a rude Directory Assistance operator."
Frasier
"Seems Maris is a bit high-strung. Maybe she should see someone."
Frasier
"Evening, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"Hello, Daphne. Good to see you. An enchanting scent you're wearing."
Frasier
"- Won't Mrs Crane be coming? - I'm afraid not."
Frasier
"And no more of this "Dr and Mrs Crane" formality."
Frasier
"- Maris. - Yes, Maris."
Frasier
"Well, the food's ready. Let's start."
Frasier
"- Well, enjoy. - Where are you going?"
Frasier
"You boys still say a prayer before you eat?"
Frasier
"- Oh, almost without exception. - Yes, yes."
Frasier
"Thank You, Lord, for bringing this family together."
Frasier
"We also thank You for Your other gifts."
Frasier
"He writes that "Mann About Town" column. The things he says!"
Frasier
""l hate Frasier Crane.""
Frasier
"Don't let it bother you."
Frasier
"It doesn't. I knew when I chose this career, I'd be open to criticism."
Frasier
"It's the price I pay for celebrity. But thank you for bringing the paper."
Frasier
"And for highlighting it in yellow."
Frasier
"- Who'd like some wine? - I would."
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